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Eryn and Jessica
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  • Comedy

Eryn and Jessica read bad books so we can all suffer together.

Episodes

  1. 07/05/2021

    My Immortal Part Six: They're all Bnad Names

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  2. 06/07/2021

    My Immortal Part Five: Voldemint's Borken Hearth

    Here we are again, for the penta (like in pentagram, geddit coz we're goffik) episode as Jess and Eryn continue their journey through My Immortal! This week Hogwarts goes to Washington with functional fashion the 2000 election! Lessons are learned! Jess teaches us Japanese and life lessons! Eryn is a total nerd with too many puns and far too much information on the Weimar Republic. We learn the importance of remembering to breathe while kissing! Character growth abounds as we see our esteemed author spell things correctly... mostly... somewhat... it's a start... The dork mark holds nothing on the author's blatant racism. Seriously. Enjoy??? Follow along (chapters 24-31) at: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters2344.htm CW: Racism, Foul language, Mentions of: rape, suicide, and self harm

  3. 05/24/2021

    My Immortal Part Four: The Many Miseries of Magic

    Jess and Eryn ask the real hard hitting questions, in this, the fourth instalment of My Immortal! Join us as we are reminded to delt our men and question Albert Dumbelldork's choice in pet hairstyles! Grab a drink of invisibility coke as Eryn chokes on hers and loses the plot AND the page! (if she had either to begin with) Listen as Jess ruins a popular song and any future career with a soundbite! Introducing a crossover of a galactic proportion, far far away. Now let us all pray to the red squiggly line and Stan, who we stan. May they help us all... and Dobby was watching!1   Follow along (chapters 18-23) at: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm  We're very sorry  CW: Mentions of: cutting, suicide, guns, rape, and violence

  4. 04/05/2021

    My Immortal Part Three: Bloody Mart Vampire Branded Soda

    Like a bad rash Eryn and Jess return with the third installment of the worst fanfic ever written! My Immortal! And like a bad rash you should probably get the fact you're listening to us looked at, really we mean it. Join us as we further descend into chaos, the stunning conclusion of the sweater/poster saga, our deep and desperate hope in interim editor Brittney, cartoon physics, more bad puns and obscure references, Jess dipping into what's probably copyrighted music, the fic finally managing to blind Eryn, names- just so many names, and all the cringe you can('t) handle! May your ears hurt as much as our faces did trying to pronounce the unpronounceable! Follow along (chapters 14- 17) at: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm Fangz... we're very sorry. CW: Violence, Self-harm, and Mentions of Suicide

  5. 01/18/2021

    My Immortal Part Two: DiabolNO.

    Part two of our horrible adventures into the worst fanfic ever written, My Immortal! We've got it all, (aside from keeping to actually reading the dang thing) torpedo cats, Culi Theory, Eryn sighing and telling completely unnecessary and unrelated stories, Jess helpfully defining words and tastefully ignoring puns, the decidedly unfamily friendly Russian Voldemort, guns, the combat capabilities of various religious symbols, the beginning of the sweater/poster saga, and much much more! Follow along (chapters 9-13) at: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm We're very sorry. CW: Self Harm, Suicide, and Offensive Language

  6. 11/14/2020

    My Immortal: Fangz for Nothing

    Join Eryn and Jessica as they explore the terrible world of bad books! This horrible saga begins with our dearest enoby, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and the worst fanfic ever written- My Immortal. Enjoy?

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Eryn and Jessica read bad books so we can all suffer together.

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  • Creator
    Eryn and Jessica
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Eryn and Jessica
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