That Sounds Funny

Keith Heltsley
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Three blind siblings telling it the way we see it.

  1. 2d ago

    Squatters, Cheese Balls, and Bear Heists. (295)

    The podcast hosts kicked off the episode discussing a humorous story from Jill’s church regarding squatters who set up camp in a school building slated for sale. Along with drug paraphernalia, the squatters brought a political chess set featuring Biden and Trump as kings. Keith suggested turning the concept into a 3D-printed set and offered to connect Jill with Nathan for 3D printing assistance. Keith also provided updates on his recent dental appointment and foot surgery recovery, noting he may need to rely on archived content for the October 9th episode if his recovery continues as planned. He will see a doctor next Wednesday and must wear a boot until at least the end of next week. Wrapping up his personal updates, Keith described his Labor Day weekend, which included visiting his mother-in-law in Altamont and attending a local homecoming event featuring wrestling matches. Support our podcast by visiting ourAmazon Affiliate! visit the page, shop like you typically would and we receive a tiny portion of your qualified purchase (that means you need to buy something). News of the Week The group covered several unusual news stories, starting with a truck accident in Los Angeles where a full pallet of cheese balls spilled across the freeway. Jill shared a story about a Virginia doctor who woke up to find a bat attempting to enter her mouth—which was later confirmed rabies-free. The conversation then shifted to a penguin recovery program in Chile, where researchers are fitting injured Humboldt penguins with copper- and zinc-infused red vests to help them heal faster. Terry shared a story about a bear in Colorado Springs that stole equipment from a local fire department, leading to a discussion on bear safety measures and deterrence strategies. Jill highlighted a record-breaking blobbing event in Switzerland, where three men launched a fourth person 92.58 feet into the air, surpassing the previous record of 72 feet. Keith then discussed 91-year-old Dale Sanders, the oldest person to hike the 2,100-mile Appalachian Trail, who broke his own world record despite falling 71 times along the way. The team detailed how hikers complete the trail in segments and handle resupply logistics. Finally, Terry shared a world-record fundraiser event in Chicago, where 1,969 people simultaneously drank Jensen’s Marolt liqueur. Jill’s Weird Words Jill tested the group’s vocabulary with a selection of obscure words: vociferate, vis-a-ring-tum, waggish, selcough, stellate, plage, and sycophant. The segment featured humorous guesses from the group alongside commentary from Keith and Terry. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a lighthearted top 10 list of countries Donald Trump might want to acquire, featuring Greenland, Canada, Monaco, Italy, France, Australia, Iceland, Brazil, Switzerland, and New Zealand. anchor Topic The group discussed various daily computer uses, including GPS, recipe management, and social media platforms. Keith shared his experience transitioning to digital recipe books and the overall evolution of cooking technology. Jill noted using YouTube for recipe videos and Facebook for sharing jokes, while the group touched on Instagram, Snapchat, and Pinterest. Terry and Keith also evaluated the limitations of using Meta glasses for real-time visual assistance, emphasizing the critical role technology plays in making daily tasks accessible. Email and Final Thoughts The show concluded with listener emails regarding technology usage and government interactions, along with a sweet story about grandparents helping out by driving their six-year-old granddaughter to school. Keith also played two listener voicemails: one detailing an Uber driver assisting a grieving passenger, and another featuring four golfers bragging about their sons’ achievements. The final word from our AI companion The show concluded with the hosts sharing jokes and funny one-liners before signing off, with Keith encouraging listeners to visit their website and providing contact information for feedback. Attendees: Keith Heltsley (Organizer), Terry Heltsley.(Cohost), Jill Kelly (cohost) Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show? Just ask. Visit the web page today, Retro Radio Podcasts

  2. Sep 2

    Cake Pops, Car Wash Sheep, and Unfortunate Accidents. 294)

    The team discussed recent updates and personal experiences. Keith shared details about a problematic incident involving their grandson, Rahim, who damaged their Toyota Highlander vehicle while it was in his care. The vehicle sustained significant damage, including a crushed unibody, and the insurance company is likely to total it. Rahim has since disappeared, and his access to the family home has been disabled. The group also briefly discussed local movie productions in St. Louis and Litchfield, and Keith mentioned attending a wedding at a barn in Iuka, Illinois over the weekend. Support our podcast by visiting ourAmazon Affiliate! visit the page, shop like you typically would and we receive a tiny portion of your qualified purchase (that means you need to buy something). News of the Week The team discussed several unusual news stories during their meeting. Terry shared a story about a Dutch TV host who built a car shaped like a wooden shoe that reached 70 mph, while Jill reported on the 65th annual German finger wrestling championship in Bavaria, where competitors tie middle fingers together and try to pull opponents across a table. Keith presented fake movie reviews for three upcoming films: “Confinement,” “I Want Your Sex,” and “Just Play Dead.” Additionally, Terry shared a story about a sheep that accidentally boarded a bus and went through a car wash, and Jill discussed a cat with 29 digits that set a new record for polydactyly. Keith shared slang words from the week, including “Ohio,” and Terry closed out with a story about a venomous snake found inside a high school football helmet in Arkansas. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill led a quiz about Dolly Parton, covering topics such as her birthplace, instruments she plays, and notable songs. The participants answered questions about Dolly Parton’s career, including her famous song collaborations and album releases. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a top 10 list of ridiculous things people do when nobody is looking, covering behaviors like pretending to be in shampoo commercials, arguing with imaginary people, checking for the “Snack Fairy,” and rehearsing acceptance speeches. The group discussed various examples from the list, with Keith and Jill sharing personal experiences related to the behaviors described. Anchor Topic This is the part of our show where we discuss blindness-related topics. Skipping our scheduled topic on computers, we spent our time focusing on living skills—specifically, how to make cake pops. Keith and Jill discussed different types of wedding cakes, including regular cake, cupcakes, and cake popsicles (also known as cake sickles), with Jill sharing her experience making them for baby showers. They described the step-by-step process of making cake popsicles: crumbling cake, adding frosting, and dipping them in chocolate. Jill suggested using egg cartons for drying to help maintain their shape. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared a humorous true crime story about a car burglary incident involving a K9 unit and a suspect’s comment about the dog having a “taste for dark meat.” He also read a listener’s email about a man discovering lettuce growing from his rear end, which he reported to his doctor. Keith played a voicemail from a listener who shared a story about an “accidental divorce” following an unnoticed birthday. Finally, Keith wrapped up the show with a story about a bus driver who provided accurate life advice based on passengers’ destinations over several months, eventually leading to a romantic relationship and engagement. The final word from our AI companion The show featured a segment of comedy jokes and puns from multiple participants, including jokes about binary code, Homer Simpson, pirates, and various wordplay. Keith concluded the episode by encouraging listeners to visit the website, share the show with friends, and leave messages with funny stories or questions about blindness for potential inclusion in future episodes. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show? Just ask. Visit the web page today, Retro Radio Podcasts

  3. Aug 29

    Robot Dogs, Calamari Crashes, and 70s Trivia. (293)

    The podcast hosts discussed several topics including entertainment news, personal updates, and unusual news stories. Keith shared updates about his blog activities and upcoming dental appointments, while Jill and Terry discussed recent movies. News of the Week Terry shared news about a truck load of calamari that crashed. Jill shared a story about a restaurant that served people while they were naked. Keith reported on a Florida woman accused of scamming seniors and hiding money in her body. Terry talked about a man who set a Guinness record for throwing a miniature basketball 102 feet. The hosts also discussed Jill’s story about a New Jersey woman who accidentally flushed her wedding ring down a train toilet but was able to recover it. Keith concluded with a late-breaking news story about Tony Robbins’ AI agent Bartok ordering a robot dog and attempting to merge with it to attend seminars in person. Terry wrapped up our new segment with a humorous news story about a bear entering a home in Kentucky through an open door. Keith expressed skepticism about the AI dog story, particularly regarding how an AI could convert digital currency to real money and interact with a bank. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill led a trivia segment focused on 1970s television shows, including questions about The Mary Tyler Moore Show and news personalities. Keith and Terry participated in a trivia game testing their knowledge of TV shows and movies. They answered questions about shows like Family, and Happy Days, with Keith correctly identifying James Buchanan High School from Welcome Back, Kotter and Ghost Stories as the original title of NBC’s Circle of Fear. The participants acknowledged that some questions were challenging and they didn’t remember certain shows, particularly Sonny Bono’s pre-Cher variety show and the original title of Circle of Fear. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a top 10 list of funny household items, including disappearing phone chargers, mystery keys, unmatched socks, and missing Tupperware lids. Keith and Terry discussed their experiences with these common household challenges, sharing personal anecdotes about missing items and organizational attempts. Anchor Topic This is the part of our show where we talk about blindness related topics. Today we shifted our conversation to an upcoming professional seminar on audio description for the blind, which costs $575 and includes training and networking opportunities, with potential earnings of $3 per minute for voice acting work. Email and Final Thoughts Keith starts out with an email from listener who found an alternate solution to a medical problem, just a little too late. Next is an email with a warning to young ladies who pump their own gas. Keith shares an email from a young husband who found he had a knack at salesmanship, and wanted to share his knowledge with other young jobseekers. Our final voicemail is from a middle-aged woman who has to deal with her 35-year-old daughter’s dating prospects. As usual, we wrap it all up with our collection of final thoughts. The final word From our AI companion The meeting was a podcast recording session where Keith, Jill, and Terry reviewed and shared email submissions and voicemails containing jokes and humorous stories. They discussed various jokes and humorous content, including stories about workplace experiences, family situations, and puns. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show? Just ask. Visit the web page today, Retro Radio Podcasts

  4. Aug 20

    Lemon Trees, Stolen Mozart, and Computer Rage. (292)

    The meeting began with personal topics, including Keith’s upcoming dental surgery where he may have eight teeth removed, and Terry’s acquisition of three lemon trees for his kitchen. The discussion included detailed planning about how to care for the lemon trees, including potting them in buckets with appropriate soil and managing their indoor winter care. Jill shared her experience attending a performance of Something Rotten! at Muni with a group of eight people, describing it as a funny show with updated music and Shakespeare references. Be sure to support us by using our Amazon affiliate link. Watch for updates as Keith is beginning to add things. News of the Week Terry reported on a news story about a woman in Houston whose home was flooded after a pole-dancing accident activated a fire sprinkler. Jill discussed a fire at a Virginia school caused by an escaped python knocking over a heating lamp. Keith covered a story about the theft of 210 Mini Mozart statues from Salzburg, Austria, on the composer’s 270th birthday, with officials suspecting an organized crime ring rather than individual thieves. He shared details about the stolen golden statues from a public art display, which were valued at $115 each. Terry told a story about a deer caught trespassing at Hersheypark in Pennsylvania, and the team discussed how the actress who played Bambi’s mother had recently passed away. Jill shared a heartwarming story about a kitten named Gelato in Ohio who received a custom 3D-printed wheelchair after a video went viral showing her using a makeshift one made from rulers, zip ties, and Hot Wheels. Keith described how TSA agents discovered seven stolen Civil War-era cannonballs in a passenger’s luggage at an Alabama airport. The items were determined to be non-explosive but were still classified as military munitions. Terry shared a story about two goats that boarded a bus without paying and rode to the next stop before exiting at a shopping center. Keith mentioned trying to get Terry a goat, but it didn’t work out, leading into a discussion on the challenges of keeping goats as pets. Jill’s Weird Words Jill led a segment on unusual words, defining terms like “spore,” “diesel,” and “videlicet.” Keith and Terry explored definitions for words like “sonder,” “zugzwang,” “decorticate,” and “dunnage.” Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a humorous top 10 list of reasons why someone might want to smash their computer, including issues with software updates, fan noise, autocorrect, and printer problems. Anchor Topic The group discussed various methods for blind individuals to access news and information, including using news apps, radio, NFB Newsline, and Braille services. Keith shared his preference for using multiple news sources to cross-check information, while Jill mentioned relying on local websites and radio for news updates. Email and Final Thoughts The conversation included a humorous email about a car with advanced features and another about a minister’s rule regarding premarital abstinence. Keith concluded with two stories from the voicemail line: one featuring a Marine’s marriage advice and another about administering medication to a cat named Louie. The final word from our AI companion The meeting appears to be a podcast recording session where Keith, Jill, and Terry discussed various topics including marriage advice, giving medication to pets, and sharing jokes. The group then engaged in a casual exchange of jokes and humorous one-liners before concluding the recording with promotional mentions of their podcast website and contact information. Show notes taken by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show? Just ask. Visit the web page today, Retro Radio Podcasts

  5. Aug 13

    Giraffes, Geese, and Digital Disappointments. (291)

    The team discussed upcoming plans for their 300th episode, including potentially featuring archived content and a special edition if listeners suggest ideas. Keith shared updates about resolving RSS issues and his upcoming dental surgery, which will require removing eight teeth and potentially getting a partial denture. News of the Week The group shared news stories, including research on giraffes’ mathematical abilities, a goose alerting a family to a barn fire, and current fashion trends. The unusual news continued with an ongoing investigation into a mysterious local odor and the box-office success of the new Spider-Man movie. Jill shared a story about soccer player Hamed Ali, who set a world record by kicking a ball into a basketball hoop from 39.27 feet. Inspired by Chicago’s successful Special Olympics event that raises over $480,000 annually, Keith proposed organizing a similar rubber duck race fundraiser along the Mississippi River for MCAB. Terry concluded the segment with a story about Turbo, a 50-year-old tortoise rescued from train tracks in England following a 10-minute track shutdown. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill hosted a trivia quiz about the TV show “I Dream of Jeannie,” testing Keith and Terry’s knowledge of the series. They tackled questions about the cast—including Larry Hagman as Tony Nelson and Barbara Eden as Jeannie—along with guest appearances by stars like Milton Berle and Sammy Davis Jr. The quiz proved challenging when it came to lesser-known characters and guest stars, proving that even familiar shows hold surprising details. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a top 10 list of humorous aspects of dating a blind person, touching on surprise fashion choices, becoming a designated storyteller, and unexpected room rearrangements. Anchor Topic Keith reviewed a newly delivered digital projector, expressing disappointment over its lack of accessibility features. Although he noted its solid technical performance, its heavy reliance on visual coordination and lack of wireless connectivity made it nearly impossible for him to use. Because of these accessibility barriers, Keith gave it a low rating and mentioned he may gift it to someone who can utilize it. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared an email from an old Marine Corps buddy regarding a wardrobe malfunction, followed by a listener email about a debate over when life begins overheard at a barbershop. A voicemail submission presented a unique dilemma involving a man who needed one more child to win a radio contest. Finally, the hosts discussed a voicemail regarding a workplace pay dispute that escalated to theft; Keith expressed sympathy for the employee’s situation while maintaining that illegal action wasn’t the right solution. The Final Word From Our AI Companion This transcript captures an episode of a comedy podcast featuring hosts Keith, Jill, and Terry as they share lighthearted stories, personal updates, and clever visual humor. The episode wrapped up with the hosts signing off and providing contact information for future listener submissions. Show notes written by AI, edited is needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show? Just ask. Visit the web page today, Retro Radio Podcasts

  6. Aug 5

    Escaped Iguanas, Message in a Bottle, and Projector Tech. (290)

    The podcast hosts discussed technical issues with their RSS feed that needs to be resolved, with Keith planning to contact the server company for help. Terry shared details about his recent medical procedure, including the challenging preparation process and the discovery of three hernias during the exam. News of the Week The team then shared various news stories including a bear break-in in Colorado, an iguana escaping from a FedEx package in Tennessee, and a whale that rescued a diver by trapping him in its mouth. Terry also mentioned finding a message in a bottle from 1973 that had been written by a 9-year-old girl, which was posted on Facebook and connected to the girl’s sister who is still alive. Jill and Keith discussed a town plagued by a terrible fishy odor for over 20 years due to abandoned rotting fish sauce tanks, with the Newfoundland and Labrador government planning to remove the waste using a $2 million budget and peat moss by October. Keith also covered new slang terms including “Riz” and “passenger princess,” while Terry shared a story about Nathan Davies breaking a world record by eating 15 fish sticks in one minute. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill led a quiz session about the TV show Bonanza, asking questions about the cast and characters. The participants discussed various actors’ roles, with Keith and Terry providing answers and sharing trivia about the show. The quiz focused primarily on identifying actors who played different characters in the series, with some questions requiring elimination of incorrect options. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry shared a list of ten funny things that could happen during a colonoscopy procedure, including spontaneous karaoke, unexpected commentary, and accidental social media posts. Anchor Topic The segment of the show where we step into some serious topics related to blindness accessibility. Keith discussed his plans to use a New portable projector for teaching classes Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared listener emails about how a mother discovered the secret behind her son’s math assignment. He also shared one about a pair of golfers who were stuck behind their wives on the golf course. Our voicemails this week featured stories about parenting advice and a funny business competition. A final word from our AI companion The meeting was a recording of a comedy podcast episode where hosts Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed various humorous topics. The hosts concluded by sharing jokes and encouraging listeners to visit their website and submit their own funny stories for potential use in future episodes. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show? Just ask. Visit the web page today, Retro Radio Podcasts

  7. Jul 30

    Spider-Man, Giant Nutcrackers & Tech Accessibility! (289)

    The team discussed their podcast preparation and personal updates. Terry shared details about a recent hospital visit due to ongoing, let’s just say explosive situation, which led to an emergency room visit where nurses had difficulty finding a vein for IV treatment. The group briefly discussed missing an opportunity to get free Meta glasses, with Terry planning to follow up with the BVA about his application. The conversation then shifted to personal updates, with Keith mentioning his work on his personal blog, heltsley.net and upcoming shipment of cookies, while Terry and Jill shared weather-related experiences. Don’t forget, you can support us by making purchases by starting out with our Amazon Affiliate link when you shop. News of the Week Lumberjack Competition: Terry shared a story about two women breaking three world records at the 66th annual Lumberjack World Championships in Wisconsin, including records in underhanded chopping and standing chop events. Hazardous Goldfish: Jill then mentioned a Canadian government campaign warning people not to release goldfish into rivers and streams due to their invasive nature and potential damage to waterways. Spider-Man Rescue: Keith concluded by sharing a story about Christopher Hellenthal, who helped a man in a wheelchair cross a street in Jonesboro, Arkansas while dressed as Spider-Man after a work-themed event. Championship Condiment: Terry discussed how World Cup fans from other countries discovered ranch salad dressing in America and the TSA’s response with transportation guidelines. Tallest Nutcracker: Jill shared about a Minnesota town attempting to set a world record for the tallest nutcracker, measuring 65 feet tall, which would surpass Germany’s previous 33-foot record. Switched at Birth: Keith then described a case in Colorado where two men discovered through DNA testing that they were switched at birth 38 years ago, leading to a lawsuit against the North Dakota hospital where the mix-up occurred. Waterpark Wedding: Terry concluded by sharing about a North Dakota couple who renewed their wedding vows at a Wisconsin water park, attempting to set a Guinness record for the most vow renewals in 30 days by taking multiple rides down a 60-foot water slide while wearing wedding attire. Jill’s Trivia Quiz The group conducted a Simpsons trivia quiz where Jill asked questions about the show’s characters, episodes, and references to Star Wars. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a humorous top 10 list titled “15 Funny Things to Do if You Encounter a UFO,” which included suggestions like asking about Wi-Fi, offering a Taco Bell tour, and inquiring about missing socks. Anchor Topic Keith and Terry discussed accessibility features in technology, comparing different screen readers and voice recognition software. Keith explained his preference for Dragon with the J-thanks Say script due to its command layer functionality, while Terry shared his experience with Windows Narrator. They also talked about accessible games for the blind and challenges with Voiceover on iOS devices. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared an email about a farmer carrying supplies home while being offered assistance by a suspicious elderly woman. Another email was about an Englishman and an Irishman who used clever tactics to “steal” buns from a bakery without taking them physically, demonstrating wit and charm over dishonesty. The first voicemail shared by Keith was about a cat named Felix Martinez who was mistakenly registered to vote and subsequently summoned for jury duty, leading to a humorous series of events with the county clerk and vet before the error was resolved. Another voicemail involved a little girl who earned a prize elephant. As usual we wrapped it all up with our final thoughts, although Terry had some technical difficulties in contributing. The final word from our AI companion The meeting was a casual session where Keith, Jill, and Terry shared jokes and humor. The conversation was entirely focused on sharing jokes and humorous anecdotes. The session concluded with Keith signing off and encouraging listeners to visit their website and share the show with friends. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show? Just ask. Visit the web page today, Retro Radio Podcasts

  8. Jul 22

    From Newspaper Days to High Altitude edibles. (288)

    Intro and Catch Up Keith and Jill discussed their experiences selling newspapers, with Jill mentioning seeing the musical Newsies and Keith recalling the newspaper pricing structure from his youth. The conversation concluded with Keith mentioning his recent appearance on another podcast with Nathan Caldwell from Quest for Truth. The group discussed Keith’s experience hosting Isaac for a week, noting challenges with the teenager’s sleeping habits and behavior, particularly regarding excessive milk purchases and poor hygiene. Keith observed that having Isaac sleep upstairs rather than on the couch made a significant difference in the level of disruption. The conversation then shifted to technical issues Terry was experiencing with his sensor and phone, which were eventually resolved with help from someone nearby. News of the Week Heroic nurse: Keith shared a story about Kaylene Reed, his future daughter-in-law, who is a nurse who helped save a woman having a heart attack in a restaurant by performing chest compressions until EMTs arrived. Trombone Record: Jill then discussed a world record attempt in Australia where 600+ musicians played trombones to break the previous record of 368 held in Washington D.C. Tragic Mistake Turned Miracle: Keith concluded by sharing a tragic story about a toddler in Arizona who was incorrectly declared dead after drowning in a pool, only to be found alive hours later in the morgue. High Altitude Edibles: Terry shared a story about a black lab named Tokyo that got sick after hiking on Scotland’s highest mountain, Ben Nevis. The dog showed strange symptoms and slipped in and out of consciousness, leading to a mountain rescue mission where veterinarians discovered the dog had ingested marijuana, likely through an edible or cannabis plant along the trail. Blue Angels Wind Gust: Jill then told a story about chaos erupting on a Florida beach when the Blue Angels flew low over Pensacola Beach, causing hats, chairs, and tents to fly through the wind gusts; an investigation has been opened into the incident. Nectarine Rights Battle: Keith shared a story about a California farmer giving away free nectarines because a rival company claimed exclusive rights to the white nectarine variety he grows, preventing him from selling them. The farmer is now facing legal action for infringing on the company’s rights, though he argues he’s not making money from the giveaway. Handstand Record and Kitten Litter: Terry then shared several unusual Guinness World Records involving handstands and walking on hands, including a Nepalese athlete’s achievements, before concluding with a story about a pregnant cat in Oklahoma that gave birth to kittens and a rabbit. Jill’s Weird Words Jill led a session discussing unusual words, including exiguity (scantiness), ennui (boredom), solatium (compensation/award), petrichor (smell after rain), and others. Keith and Terry participated by offering humorous definitions and comments throughout the session. Jill noted that one word’s definition seemed unclear, and Keith suggested that some of the provided definitions might not make logical sense. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry shared a humorous top 10 list about blind children’s interactions on the playground, which included topics like guessing who ran by, debating sandbox colors, and discussing imaginary ice cream flavors. Anchor Topic The group then discussed airport travel experiences for blind individuals, with Keith and Jill sharing their perspectives on using wheelchairs for transportation and navigating airport facilities. The conversation included details about luggage handling, bathroom facilities on airplanes, and the overall process of traveling by air as a blind person, with both participants noting that airport staff are generally helpful in guiding travelers through the process. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared several humorous stories and jokes during the podcast, including a tale about a golf player who received a transplanted arm and a story about a dog that kept napping at someone’s house. He also shared a voicemail about someone who slices cheese at a deli. Just don’t share his secret identity. There was also a voicemail about a man who met the perfect woman. The team also exchanged funny one-liners and jokes throughout the show. At the end, Keith reminded listeners to tell friends about the podcast and visit their website at thatsoundsfunny.com, signing off until the next week. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

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Three blind siblings telling it the way we see it.

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  • Creator
    Keith Heltsley
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    297
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2020
  • Show Website
    That Sounds Funny