Listening to paint dry

Dexter Horsfield
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Join me, Dexter James, as I listen to some of the most calming and peaceful noises.

Episodes

  1. 01/31/2021

    Episode 4, Dulux Marine Splash

    Today's episode is a special episode (My birthday special) it features one of the best paints I know. Dulux Marine splash. This is longer than usual as I kept applying more and more paint. It was too good to stop. This has been recorded with new equipment so leave your opinions on our Instagram.  Paint related joke of the week: I don't know why my painting career never took off Doctors always told me I was on the artistic spectrum. Thank you for listening. Follow us on Instagram, and to contact, tweet @dexterhorsfield

    1h 43m

  2. 01/22/2021

    Episode 3, Rape Yellow

    In this episode I listen to the famous Aldi paint, rape yellow. Which is an abbreviation of rapeseed yellow. The paint was discontinued because of its name.  Paint related joke of the week: I used to date someone with a twin, and I was often asked how I could tell them apart. It was easy really Michelle used to paint her nails yellow, and Simon had a penis.  Thank you for listening to the show. If you have any questions or requests, please send them to @listening_to_paint_dry on Instagram, or tweet @dexterhorsfield.

    39 min

  3. 01/08/2021 · BONUS

    EXCLUSIVE interview

    Eleanor interviews Dexter on his new book, 50 shades of grey, the listening guide.

    7 min

  4. 11/25/2020

    Episode 2, Dulux Whisper grey

    What does grey paint smell like? Well... chlorinated rubber, water, isopropanol, titanium dioxide and castoreum. But no one ever asks what does it sound like when it dries? Well, today you can find out by listening to episode 2 of the podcast. And yes I googled the ingredients of paint to make that joke. What do you call a man covered in grey paint with a wrench taped to his hand? Confused. Today I spoke to a listener, Tom, who suggested a paint. This episode does include PAID ADS from Sadler co. More information can be found on his website www.sadlerco.co.uk to contact me tweet @dexterhorsfield

    20 min

  5. 11/16/2020

    Listening to Paint dry, Episode 1, Dulux Pepper Red

    This is the first episode of my new relaxing podcast, where I share some of my favourite noises that calm me when I am stressed. Today I chose Red Paint, this is because it has a softer sound when it dries than other paints. Some people prefer green paint as it has a slightly sharper drying sound, which I respect. We can all agree the orange drying paint fans are just childish and should be re-educated in the sport of paint listening.

    2h 5m
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Join me, Dexter James, as I listen to some of the most calming and peaceful noises.

Information

  • Creator
    Dexter Horsfield
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Dexter Horsfield
  • Show Website
    Listening to paint dry