The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

  1. 3d ago ·  Video

    306. Work Ruining Your Sex Life & Pick Your Poison: Marriage, Sex & Dealbreakers

    306. Work Ruining Your Sex Life & Pick Your Poison: Marriage, Sex & Dealbreakers Can a good marriage survive a season of bad—or barely existent—sex? And when does a relationship problem become an actual dealbreaker? This week, Jordyn is answering more listener questions about marriage, sex, mismatched libido, intimacy and relationship struggles, including one listener whose husband's promotion and longer work hours have completely changed their sex life. When work, parenting, exhaustion and real life leave you feeling more like roommates—or ships passing in the night—how do you reconnect without making sex feel like another chore? Jordyn talks about why long-term relationships naturally go through different seasons, why a temporary dry spell doesn't automatically mean your marriage is broken, and the difference between accepting an ebb and flow versus ignoring a relationship that desperately needs some water. Then it's time for Pick Your Poison: Relationship Edition—because apparently "would you rather" wasn't chaotic enough. There are no good answers, and you are absolutely NOT allowed to say "neither." We're getting into impossible relationship choices involving cheating, emotional affairs, sex, attraction, mismatched sex drives, fantasies, phones, marriage, work-life balance and relationship dealbreakers. Play along and decide which poison you'd pick…then argue about it with your partner. In this episode: When a demanding job or promotion starts ruining your sex life Staying connected during exhausting seasons of marriage and parenthood Maintenance sex, boring sex and periods where sex barely happens at all Whether mismatched libido means you're sexually incompatible Emotional cheating vs. physical cheating Attraction, fantasies and honesty in long-term relationships Phones, boundaries and trust Marriage dealbreakers and the relationship questions with no perfect answer Why healthy relationships sometimes need course correction—not a complete overhaul Pick Your Poison: Relationship Edition Send in your listener questions and tell me which Pick Your Poison question had you fighting for your life. THIS WEEK'S SPONSORS QUALIA Support your brain, focus and mental performance with Qualia. Use promo code HOUSEWIFE. BLUECHEW Visit BlueChew and use promo code HOUSEWIFE. POPSTAR LABS Check out Popstar Labs and use promo code hornyhousewife. Follow The Horny Housewife for more unfiltered conversations about sex, marriage, relationships, libido, dating and everything couples usually avoid talking about. @THHPOD

  2. Sep 29 ·  Video

    305. Comparison Ruining Your S*x Life & Things I Know at 37 That I Didn't at 27!

    Comparison is the thief of joy… and apparently, it can also be the thief of a good sex life. This week, we're talking about how comparison can quietly creep into sex, intimacy, marriage, body image, attraction, and relationships—and why constantly measuring your sex life against everyone else's can leave you feeling like something is wrong when it might not be. Then, in honor of turning 37, I'm getting personal with the things I know at 37 that I absolutely did NOT know at 27. We're talking hindsight, instant gratification vs. playing the long game, how dramatically my 20s differed from my 30s, and what I would do differently if I could go back—with plenty of lessons that have nothing to do with men. I'm also getting into motherhood, marriage, finding an identity outside of the roles we play for other people, and my evolving relationship with God. I genuinely thought I had already "deconstructed" my faith… only to realize I had barely scratched the surface. Basically: aging, sex, identity, faith, comparison, motherhood, marriage, and the uncomfortable realization that maybe growing up isn't about finally having everything figured out. Plus, listener questions—because obviously we still need a little mess. SPONSORS: UBERLUBE My go-to luxury lubricant. Use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off + free shipping. https://www.uberlube.com BLUECHEW Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month FREE with code HOUSEWIFE. https://bluechew.com POPSTAR LABS Get 20% off your purchase with code HORNYHOUSEWIFE. https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife

  3. Sep 21 ·  Video

    304. High Libido Wife with an Uninterested Husband, When Love Isn't Enough & When Another Man Wants Your Wife

    This week, Jordyn is answering listener questions about mismatched libidos, marriage struggles, attraction, jealousy, and what happens when loving someone might not be enough. Plus, what do you do when another man makes it very clear he wants your wife? Real relationship problems, complicated answers, and zero sugarcoating. SPONSORS 🔥 Beducated — Start your journey today and take the quiz at Beducated. Use code JORDYN. https://beduc.at/pd2636-jordyn 💦 Popstar — Get 20% off your purchase with promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at Popstar. https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife 💙 BlueChew — Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month FREE with promo code HOUSEWIFE at BlueChew.

  4. Sep 14 ·  Video

    303. Lindsay Clancy, Death of the Pastor's Wife & the "Toxic" Marriage Habits That Are Actually Normal

    The Lindsay Clancy trial ended in a mistrial—and somehow, after weeks of testimony, I'm left with even more questions about postpartum psychosis, criminal responsibility, motherhood, and what it actually looks like when a woman is desperately struggling. Then there's Mica Miller. I watched Netflix's new documentary Death of the Pastor's Wife, and her story has been living rent-free in my brain ever since. Two completely different women. Two completely different tragedies. But both stories forced me to think about the same uncomfortable question: How bad does it have to get before the people around a woman realize something is seriously wrong? Today we're talking about the Lindsay Clancy case, the mistrial, postpartum mental health, Mica Miller, Death of the Pastor's Wife, marriage, religion, control, and the complicated difference between understanding someone's circumstances and excusing what happened. And because I refuse to emotionally waterboard you for an entire hour, we eventually get back to our regularly scheduled freaky-deek programming with listener dilemmas and a conversation about the messy shit nobody tells you about long-term relationships, marriage, intimacy, resentment, boundaries, and the thoughts married people have but aren't always willing to say out loud. ASK ANON: TheHornyHousewifePodcast.com FOLLOW: @THHpod SPONSORS 💦 Uberlube — Get 10% off + free shipping with promo code HOUSEWIFE. Shop Uberlube BlueChew — Use promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Shop BlueChew Popstar Labs — Get 20% off your purchase with promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE. Shop Popstar Labs IndaCloud — If you're 21+, use promo code HOUSEWIFE for 35% off your first order. Shop IndaCloud

  5. Sep 8 ·  Video

    302. I Asked Married People Why They're Still Married…

    Why are some couples still happily married after 10, 20, even 35+ years? I asked married people what they actually attribute their long-term marriages to—and the answers were way more honest than "communication is key." *]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]" dir="auto" data-turn-id= "request-6a8fa471-ccc4-83e8-987c-2a7054d01210-1" data-turn-id-container= "request-6a8fa471-ccc4-83e8-987c-2a7054d01210-1" data-testid= "conversation-turn-18" data-turn="assistant"> We're talking friendship, loyalty, therapy, kids, stubbornness, keeping your sex life alive, surviving hard seasons, choosing each other…and one brutally honest answer that basically came down to: divorce would've been a bigger disaster. 😂 But first, I'm answering two juicy listener questions: Does a flirty relationship with a coworker count as emotional cheating if nothing physical happened? And is a little jealousy actually GOOD for attraction and sexual desire in a long-term relationship? Marriage, emotional affairs, intimacy, sex, resentment, divorce, commitment—and the things happily married people usually don't admit out loud. Let's get into it. 😈 SPONSORS 💙 BlueChew — Use code HOUSEWIFE BlueChew 💦 Popstar Labs — Use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE Popstar Labs ☁️ IndaCloud — Use code HOUSEWIFE IndaCloud   _:empty]:hidden">

  6. Aug 31

    301. Why You Keep Repeating the Same Relationship Patterns (Even When You Know Better) with Dr. Darcy Sterling

    You know your attachment style. You know your triggers. You may even understand exactly where your relationship patterns came from… so why do you STILL find yourself having the same fight? This week I'm joined by relationship therapist Dr. Darcy Sterling, host of We Need to Talk with Dr. Darcy Sterling, for a conversation about the subconscious patterns quietly running our relationships — and why simply understanding your problems isn't always enough to change them. We talk about anxious vs. avoidant attachment, childhood adaptations that follow us into marriage, and why one partner may over-function while the other shuts down. Dr. Darcy also explains why some people genuinely struggle to identify or communicate their needs — and what actually helps us interrupt these deeply ingrained relationship cycles. We get into: • Why we repeat relationship patterns even when we know better• Anxious attachment vs. avoidant attachment in marriage• How to find the right therapist — and whether gender matters• Weaponizing therapy language against your spouse• Why your partner cannot be expected to read your mind• Whether "if they wanted to, they would" actually applies in marriage• How social media oversimplifies relationship psychology• Why we're too quick to label difficult people as narcissists• What your sex life may be revealing about your emotional connection• Why predictable date nights and pressure can kill desire And yes, Dr. Darcy turns the microscope on ME a few times too. If you've ever wondered, "Why do we keep having this same fight?" — this episode is for you. THIS WEEK'S SPONSORS 💦 Popstar Labshttps://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewifeUse code HORNYHOUSEWIFE 💙 BlueChewhttps://bluechew.comUse code HOUSEWIFE

  7. Aug 25

    300. Are We Overthinking Our Marriages Into Divorce?

    We have more relationship advice than ever—attachment styles, childhood wounds, red flags, boundaries, narcissism, communication tools—but is all this self-awareness actually helping our marriages? Or are we analyzing our spouses to f*****g death? Today we're talking about social media's obsession with toxic relationships, the cultural shift around marriage and family, and what happens when healthy self-reflection turns into exhausting relationship hypervigilance. We get into: Are we over-therapizing normal marriage problems? Why your algorithm can make your spouse look like one giant red flag The difference between awareness and hypervigilance Is modern culture becoming anti-marriage and anti-family? When commitment means accepting normal human flaws Why sometimes we need to put down the microscope and LIVE our marriages Here's to 300 episodes of better communication, better relationships, better sex—and being imperfect f*****g humans. 🥂 SPONSORS Popstar Labs: https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife — code HORNYHOUSEWIFE BlueChew: https://bluechew.com — code HOUSEWIFE Uberlube: https://uberlube.com — code HOUSEWIFE

  8. Aug 17

    299. Deleted Texts, Dreading Coming Home & The Stories that Destroy Marriages

    What happens when one deleted text turns into a full-blown story in your head—or when you find yourself dreading coming home to your own spouse? This week, we're talking about the stories we tell ourselves in marriage and how those internal narratives can quietly become the lens through which we see our entire relationship. From deleted texts and phone privacy to resentment, emotional disconnection, trust, marriage communication and feeling unhappy at home, I'm breaking down how assumptions can start feeling like facts—and how quickly we begin looking for evidence that proves the story we've already written about our partner. The question I keep coming back to: What story is each spouse telling themselves… and is it actually true? If you've ever overanalyzed your spouse's behavior, questioned their intentions, felt disconnected in your marriage or wondered whether your relationship problems are as bad as they feel in your head, this episode is for you. ASK ANON @ https://www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com FOLLOW ME @THHpod SPONSORS: Beducated: Click the Iink HERE to start your journey today or go to: https://beduc.at/pd2632-jordyn Uberlube: Get 10% off + free shipping at https://www.uberlube.com using promo code HOUSEWIFE BlueChew: Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your 3rd month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com using promo code HOUSEWIFE Popstar: Get 20% off your purchase at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife using promo code hornyhousewife

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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

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  • Creator
    Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    319
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © THH Media LLC
  • Show Website
    The Horny Housewife

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