The Horny Housewife

Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

  1. 3d ago

    309. Hormones & Marriage: 8 Realistic Ways to Support Your Wife

    Hormones, marriage, and showing up when your wife needs you most. This week, Jordyn answers listener questions before sharing eight realistic ways to support your wife through hormonal changes—and stay connected through shifts in mood, libido, and intimacy. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Uberlube: HOUSEWIFE for 10% off + free shipping. Popstar: HORNYHOUSEWIFE for 20% off. BlueChew: HOUSEWIFE—buy two months of BlueChew Gold, get the third free. Love Unlimited: HOUSEWIFE for $25 off when you spend $100.

  2. Oct 19 ·  Video

    308. TECHNIQUE BABY! 10 Sex Tips + Postpartum Sex & Emotional Cheating

    This week I'm sharing 10 practical sex tips — 5 for women and 5 for men — plus two listener questions on postpartum intimacy, body image, mismatched libido, and when a workplace crush starts crossing into emotional cheating. SPONSORS 💙 BlueChew — use code HOUSEWIFE to buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get 1 month FREE. ☁️ IndaCloud — 21+ use code HOUSEWIFE for 30% off your first order. ⭐ Popstar Labs — use code hornyhousewife for 20% off your order.

  3. Oct 12 ·  Video

    307. Is OnlyFans Cheating? Relationship Double Standards, Boundaries & Sexless Marriage

    What actually counts as cheating in a marriage? Is subscribing to OnlyFans crossing the line, or is it harmless because there's no physical contact? And why do some people have a zero-tolerance policy for infidelity until they're the ones being questioned? This week on The Horny Housewife, we're getting into the messy, uncomfortable gray areas of marriage, trust, intimacy, and relationship boundaries. Because cheating isn't always as black and white as people want to believe—and just because YOU don't consider something cheating doesn't mean your partner agrees. We're tackling listener questions about: OnlyFans, cheating, and double standards: A husband says cheating is an immediate dealbreaker, but when his wife discovers his OnlyFans subscription, suddenly the rules are different. Who gets to decide what's cheating? When work gets in the way of sex: A husband's promotion means longer hours, late nights, and a wife who's already exhausted by the time he gets home. How can couples protect their sex life when their schedules don't align? We're talking about communication, mismatched expectations, emotional intimacy, sexual boundaries, and what happens when two people assume they're on the same page without ever having the conversation. Whether you're married, dating, struggling with intimacy, or wondering where the line between porn and infidelity falls, this episode is your reminder that healthy relationships require more than love. They require honesty, mutual respect, and boundaries that apply to BOTH people. No sugarcoating. No clinical b******t. Just real talk about sex, marriage, and the complicated shit nobody warns you about. LOVE OUR SPONSORS? SUPPORT THE SHOW! 💦 UBERLUBE Upgrade your intimacy with Uberlube, a luxurious silicone lubricant designed for smooth, long-lasting pleasure. Shop Uberlube and use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off and free shipping! 🍒 POPSTAR LABS Want to improve your bedroom confidence and explore products designed to enhance sexual pleasure? Check out Popstar Labs. Shop Popstar Labs and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE for 20% off! 💙 BLUECHEW Bring some confidence back to the bedroom with BlueChew, offering online access to prescription ED treatments for eligible adults. Visit BlueChew and use code HOUSEWIFE for the promotional offer! 🔥 LOVE UNLIMITED Ready to spice things up? Love Unlimited has a huge selection of adult toys, couples' pleasure products, lingerie, and bedroom essentials. Shop Love Unlimited and use code HOUSEWIFE to save $25 when you spend $100! HAVE A JUICY QUESTION? Got a marriage dilemma, bedroom confession, relationship problem, or a question you're too embarrassed to ask anyone else? Send it in anonymously! Submit your question here Follow, subscribe, and share The Horny Housewife with someone who loves honest conversations about marriage, sex, intimacy, dating, and relationships. New episodes every Monday!

  4. Oct 5 ·  Video

    306. Work Ruining Your Sex Life & Pick Your Poison: Marriage, Sex & Dealbreakers

    Can a good marriage survive a season of bad—or barely existent—sex? And when does a relationship problem become an actual dealbreaker? This week, Jordyn is answering more listener questions about marriage, sex, mismatched libido, intimacy and relationship struggles, including one listener whose husband's promotion and longer work hours have completely changed their sex life. When work, parenting, exhaustion and real life leave you feeling more like roommates—or ships passing in the night—how do you reconnect without making sex feel like another chore? Jordyn talks about why long-term relationships naturally go through different seasons, why a temporary dry spell doesn't automatically mean your marriage is broken, and the difference between accepting an ebb and flow versus ignoring a relationship that desperately needs some water. Then it's time for Pick Your Poison: Relationship Edition—because apparently "would you rather" wasn't chaotic enough. There are no good answers, and you are absolutely NOT allowed to say "neither." We're getting into impossible relationship choices involving cheating, emotional affairs, sex, attraction, mismatched sex drives, fantasies, phones, marriage, work-life balance and relationship dealbreakers. Play along and decide which poison you'd pick…then argue about it with your partner. In this episode: When a demanding job or promotion starts ruining your sex life Staying connected during exhausting seasons of marriage and parenthood Maintenance sex, boring sex and periods where sex barely happens at all Whether mismatched libido means you're sexually incompatible Emotional cheating vs. physical cheating Attraction, fantasies and honesty in long-term relationships Phones, boundaries and trust Marriage dealbreakers and the relationship questions with no perfect answer Why healthy relationships sometimes need course correction—not a complete overhaul Pick Your Poison: Relationship Edition Send in your listener questions and tell me which Pick Your Poison question had you fighting for your life. THIS WEEK'S SPONSORS QUALIA Support your brain, focus and mental performance with Qualia. Use promo code HOUSEWIFE. BLUECHEW Visit BlueChew and use promo code HOUSEWIFE. POPSTAR LABS Check out Popstar Labs and use promo code hornyhousewife. Follow The Horny Housewife for more unfiltered conversations about sex, marriage, relationships, libido, dating and everything couples usually avoid talking about. @THHPOD

  5. Sep 29 ·  Video

    305. Comparison Ruining Your S*x Life & Things I Know at 37 That I Didn't at 27!

    Comparison is the thief of joy… and apparently, it can also be the thief of a good sex life. This week, we're talking about how comparison can quietly creep into sex, intimacy, marriage, body image, attraction, and relationships—and why constantly measuring your sex life against everyone else's can leave you feeling like something is wrong when it might not be. Then, in honor of turning 37, I'm getting personal with the things I know at 37 that I absolutely did NOT know at 27. We're talking hindsight, instant gratification vs. playing the long game, how dramatically my 20s differed from my 30s, and what I would do differently if I could go back—with plenty of lessons that have nothing to do with men. I'm also getting into motherhood, marriage, finding an identity outside of the roles we play for other people, and my evolving relationship with God. I genuinely thought I had already "deconstructed" my faith… only to realize I had barely scratched the surface. Basically: aging, sex, identity, faith, comparison, motherhood, marriage, and the uncomfortable realization that maybe growing up isn't about finally having everything figured out. Plus, listener questions—because obviously we still need a little mess. SPONSORS: UBERLUBE My go-to luxury lubricant. Use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off + free shipping. https://www.uberlube.com BLUECHEW Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month FREE with code HOUSEWIFE. https://bluechew.com POPSTAR LABS Get 20% off your purchase with code HORNYHOUSEWIFE. https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife

  6. Sep 21 ·  Video

    304. High Libido Wife with an Uninterested Husband, When Love Isn't Enough & When Another Man Wants Your Wife

    This week, Jordyn is answering listener questions about mismatched libidos, marriage struggles, attraction, jealousy, and what happens when loving someone might not be enough. Plus, what do you do when another man makes it very clear he wants your wife? Real relationship problems, complicated answers, and zero sugarcoating. SPONSORS 🔥 Beducated — Start your journey today and take the quiz at Beducated. Use code JORDYN. https://beduc.at/pd2636-jordyn 💦 Popstar — Get 20% off your purchase with promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE at Popstar. https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife 💙 BlueChew — Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month FREE with promo code HOUSEWIFE at BlueChew.

  7. Sep 14 ·  Video

    303. Lindsay Clancy, Death of the Pastor's Wife & the "Toxic" Marriage Habits That Are Actually Normal

    The Lindsay Clancy trial ended in a mistrial—and somehow, after weeks of testimony, I'm left with even more questions about postpartum psychosis, criminal responsibility, motherhood, and what it actually looks like when a woman is desperately struggling. Then there's Mica Miller. I watched Netflix's new documentary Death of the Pastor's Wife, and her story has been living rent-free in my brain ever since. Two completely different women. Two completely different tragedies. But both stories forced me to think about the same uncomfortable question: How bad does it have to get before the people around a woman realize something is seriously wrong? Today we're talking about the Lindsay Clancy case, the mistrial, postpartum mental health, Mica Miller, Death of the Pastor's Wife, marriage, religion, control, and the complicated difference between understanding someone's circumstances and excusing what happened. And because I refuse to emotionally waterboard you for an entire hour, we eventually get back to our regularly scheduled freaky-deek programming with listener dilemmas and a conversation about the messy shit nobody tells you about long-term relationships, marriage, intimacy, resentment, boundaries, and the thoughts married people have but aren't always willing to say out loud. ASK ANON: TheHornyHousewifePodcast.com FOLLOW: @THHpod SPONSORS 💦 Uberlube — Get 10% off + free shipping with promo code HOUSEWIFE. Shop Uberlube BlueChew — Use promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Shop BlueChew Popstar Labs — Get 20% off your purchase with promo code HORNYHOUSEWIFE. Shop Popstar Labs IndaCloud — If you're 21+, use promo code HOUSEWIFE for 35% off your first order. Shop IndaCloud

  8. Sep 8 ·  Video

    302. I Asked Married People Why They're Still Married…

    Why are some couples still happily married after 10, 20, even 35+ years? I asked married people what they actually attribute their long-term marriages to—and the answers were way more honest than "communication is key." *]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]" dir="auto" data-turn-id= "request-6a8fa471-ccc4-83e8-987c-2a7054d01210-1" data-turn-id-container= "request-6a8fa471-ccc4-83e8-987c-2a7054d01210-1" data-testid= "conversation-turn-18" data-turn="assistant"> We're talking friendship, loyalty, therapy, kids, stubbornness, keeping your sex life alive, surviving hard seasons, choosing each other…and one brutally honest answer that basically came down to: divorce would've been a bigger disaster. 😂 But first, I'm answering two juicy listener questions: Does a flirty relationship with a coworker count as emotional cheating if nothing physical happened? And is a little jealousy actually GOOD for attraction and sexual desire in a long-term relationship? Marriage, emotional affairs, intimacy, sex, resentment, divorce, commitment—and the things happily married people usually don't admit out loud. Let's get into it. 😈 SPONSORS 💙 BlueChew — Use code HOUSEWIFE BlueChew 💦 Popstar Labs — Use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE Popstar Labs ☁️ IndaCloud — Use code HOUSEWIFE IndaCloud   _:empty]:hidden">

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This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.

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  • Creator
    Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    322
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © THH Media LLC
  • Show Website
    The Horny Housewife

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