it’s not me. it’s you.

Erin
  • 4.7 (12)
  • Relationships

Just a girl in her mid-twenties racking up on unfortunate dating app stories...and much more.

Episodes

  1. 03/27/2021

    10. I’m Leaking the DMs

    Have you ever wondered what my DMs look like? Probably not, but I’m going to tell you anyway. Plus, hear another TRAGIC excuse for canceling a date (story via my friend Megan)!

    27 min

  2. 03/13/2021

    9. 4Lokos Aren’t the Only Tallboys Ruining Weekends

    Buckle your seatbelts, because not only did I get flashed in the car rider line recently, but I’ve also gotten so bad at dating that I didn’t even make it to the date this time.

    23 min

  3. 02/27/2021

    8. Maybe: Beau

    Prepare to be graced with Meg, Panda, and BB’s amazing voices. @bbmaril shares not one, but TWO of her dating fail stories.

    27 min

  4. 02/13/2021

    7. Why was I Banned from Hinge?

    I’m just here giving the people what they want. I finally give the answer to my most commented-on prompt on Hinge: “What if I told you that...a crazy guy got me banned from Hinge for 3 weeks?” Also listen up for some fantastic V-Day advice.

    23 min

  5. 02/06/2021

    6. PROfiles and CONS

    Don’t duck face, don’t make us guess who you are in the group photo, and DON’T LIE ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT (story time)...plus a fun interview with father Tom.

    29 min

  6. 01/30/2021

    5. I Got Caught

    Remember “Benny” from episode 2? Well he found the podcast, and he’s here to share his thoughts about the bad breath incident.

    23 min

  7. 01/23/2021

    4. Not Pitcher Perfect

    @megnogs is here to discuss how margarita pitchers can ruin your l̷i̷f̷e̷ date, and @girljayme BUTTS in with an a**grabbing story!

    23 min

  8. 01/16/2021

    3. From Catfishing to Hatfishing

    I have a “six”head instead of a forehead, so hatfishing can be a real problem for my future children. Our first guest, Morgan, also tells her plot twist of a catfish dating story!

    22 min

  9. 01/09/2021

    2. Moth Balls

    “If you can’t laugh with yourself, laugh at yourself,” isn’t that how it goes? BBB (and I’m not talking about a Bad Bumble Bio) definitely didn’t follow the #2021FreakingFloss rule on this Bumble date.

    20 min
  10. 1. My Personality Peaked in High School

    01/02/2021

    1. My Personality Peaked in High School

    20 minutes of pure introductions of: myself, dating apps, and my first Tinder experience. Buckle up because I’m the person that lives out the quote “this would only happen to me.”

    21 min
  • 10 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

4.7
out of 5
12 Ratings

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Just a girl in her mid-twenties racking up on unfortunate dating app stories...and much more.

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