Mystic Pirates Jacklyn Steinberg and Lance Carswell

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In this week's episode Lance and Jacklyn catch up with each other and share stories from their solo adventures.  The Mystic Pirates podcast features a major annoyance this week- straight out of the gate.  

Lance had a blast with his golf buddies in Champions Gate and shares some of the highlights from his weekend away.  Meanwhile, Jacklyn stayed busy at home.  She shares a little about her recent hypnotherapy session and induction into a real life Gasparilla Krewe.  Jacklyn is an official pirate... a lady to be precise, but either way she will be walking down Bayshore with the rest of Tampa Bay's finest this year.  Talk about manifestation!

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In this week's episode Lance and Jacklyn delve into a more somber topic with some tasteless jokes peppered in to keep these light.

The hosts introduce a new segment called "Did Jew Know?" Jacklyn tells the drunk history version of Purim and the story of Queen Ester. 

Stay tuned for this week's treasure chest.  It is chock full of recommendations that will make you laugh and fill you up.

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In this episode Lance and Jacklyn revisit their most recent trip to Vegas.  Jacklyn delves into the details and behind the scenes insight into a comedy special taping. 

This is a fun one filled with lots of recommendations and ideas for getting the most out of Vegas!

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Gave AI a chance and this is what he/she/they came up with!

Pull up a chair, and let's reminisce together about the kind of St. Patrick's Day that leaves you yearning for just one more hearty laugh over corned beef and cabbage. This week on Mystic Pirates Podcast, we're mixing the rich tapestry of cherished memories with side-splitting travel tales. We honor Jacqueline's beloved grandfather, delving into the legacy of skills passed through generations, and the sometimes poignant, sometimes amusing journey of poring over a lifetime of keepsakes.

Our storytelling sails take us through the vibrant streets of Washington D.C., where city transportation weaves into the quirky fabric of bookstore cafes and the illustrious zoo. We'll share our escapades that include an amusing mix-up with clams, and a dining experience that highlights the need for clear communication about dietary restrictions. You'll find yourself both entertained and empathizing with the trials of traveling with food allergies, and maybe you'll even chuckle at our dispensary misadventures that seemed more like an escape room challenge than a simple errand.

Speaking of escape rooms, they’ve got nothing on the real-life puzzles we encountered in historic Georgetown. From unexpected shopping sprees prompted by the allure of Brandy Melville to the hilariously underwhelming experience at an escape room bar, we're peeling back the layers on how leisure activities have transformed. We cap things off with a reflective look at Washington D.C., from the perspective of time's passage, sharing stories that highlight the city's changes and our own evolution alongside it. So sit back, and prepare for a ride that's part history, part comedy, and entirely Mystic Pirates.

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This is a very special episode with Lance's amazing mom, Cheryl.  Jacklyn and Lance delve into her fascinating journey through life.  She is an amazing person and has so much wisdom and insight.

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This week's episode is very special!  Lance and Jacklyn welcome back Ester Steinberg who is back from the trip of a life time.  Listen in  to learn all about the magical plant and what the experience is like, from the preparation to afterglow.