Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny

Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

  1. 1d ago

    July 2026 Horoscopes: Luckiest Day of the Year!

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CANCER! It’s a great time to be a Cancer, but it’s a wonderful month for everyone because Susan Miller published her horoscopes on the first day of the month! Neither extreme heat nor a broken leg could put a damper on Susan’s desire to help her readers, and Laura and Alex are as grateful as ever for her guidance. The gals start the episode with a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers because there is a lot of ground to cover this month. In July’s note, Susan takes the opportunity to share some recent lessons she believes she has learned from the universe. These stories provide information not only about her health history and childhood education, but also about her relationship with her cousin Maria and Maria’s friend Joyce. What comes next is a tale of generosity, compassion, and FedEx. And Laura and Alex decide they should finally buy some of Susan’s merch in order to support her new charitable initiatives (aka sending iPads to her homebound friends). Next Laura tells Taurus what’s in store for July, including a peach of a full moon and electric silvery beams from Uranus. These beams will come out of nowhere, Taurus, so be ready to act! Lastly, Alex is thrilled to report that Scorpio will likely receive great career news this month. Not only are the planets doing stuff to make this happen, but July contains the Luckiest Day of the Year, practically guaranteeing exciting developments. The gals are taking August off from the pod, but will be back with a new episode in September. Have a great summer, everyone! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 3:23 Cancer: 18:26 Taurus: 26:24 Scorpio: 34:05 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

  2. 2d ago

    June 2026 Horoscopes: GO KNICKS

    HAPPY GEMINI SEASON!!!! It’s a great time to be a Gemini and a great time to be a New Yorker! The summer is off to an exciting start because the Knicks are NBA champions for the first time in 53 years! The episode starts with the gals discussing the absolutely euphoric moment that New York is having this June. But while most New Yorkers are loving life, there’s one iconic New Yorker who may not be living it up: Susan Miller. Laura and Alex are sad to report that Susan broke her leg. The gals have become accustomed to Susan’s epic health struggles, but this one is a doozy. They wish Susan a speedy recovery even though they know that Susan’s lifelong medical issues prevent her from having one. A lot of planets are doing a lot of things this month, so Laura and Alex jump into the astrology section of the note next, followed by Gemini’s June forecast. Susan has given Gemini some wonderful gifts in their horoscope this month, including an interesting section on ancient astrology that somehow concludes with the declaration that Geminis are ideal IRS workers, and a fascinating tangent on the pursuit of dreams in which the gals learn invaluable information about who Susan admires in life and business (to no one’s surprise, FedEx is mentioned). Then Alex delivers the Scorpio horoscope, which is packed with so much good fortune and positivity that she thought she must be reading the wrong forecast. But she was not, and Scorpio is in for a great month of career advancement and money. Finally, Laura tells Taurus that they need to watch out for fleets of cupids this June because romantic days are ahead. And maybe a trip to the mountains! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 7:50 Gemini: 19:42 Scorpio: 34:55 Taurus: 45:48 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

  3. May 28

    May 2026 Horoscopes: The Glitter Factor

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAURUS!!!! It’s an exciting time of year at Astrology Zoned because it’s Laura’s birthday! As is abundantly clear by now, Laura is an absolute Taurus queen who understands the importance of embracing the Taurus tenets of rest and relaxation. And Susan Miller has only good predictions for Laura and her favored Taureans this May. The gals begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. It wouldn’t be an update from Susan Miller without an appearance from the business woman and she’s here in full effect to tell her readers that her calendar is available at a discount. Susan also includes here a brief summary of each sign’s horoscope for May, which leads the gals to wonder if this format is a new feature of the note, especially considering that the summaries that Susan puts at the end of each sign’s forecast famously do not actually summarize the information in the preceding content. Next up is a discussion of the forecast for the Taurus birthday babies! Taurus has a lot to be excited about during May. There’s even a rare Blue Moon this month! Laura tells her Taurean pals to expect birthday money, glitter, and a private bubble of love, and reminds everyone that during Taurus season, one never needs a reason to recline. Alex ends the episode with a recap of the Scorpio forecast. Jupiter is here and is bringing lots of good things, including unexpected money. Susan also predicts wonderful career progress for Scorpio, which will be made possible from assistance from none other than the Jolly Green Giant (™?). Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: Taurus: 9:54 Scorpio: 22:55 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

  4. May 28

    April 2026 Horoscopes: A Planet Party!

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!! And there’s a lot going your way this April. Uranus is bouncing around to make sure that the month is filled with positive surprises for your birthday. Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing the many times they were embezzled by Susan Miller last month. (Note: This does not mean that Susan stole money from the gals, but that her forecasts were accurate.) The good news is that Susan made a lot of correct predictions, but the bad news is that the predictions were not positive. The main takeaway from all of this? Always carry flowers in your bra when going through airport security. A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers is next. The gals report that Susan is very excited about the launch of Artemis II! Laura and Alex have a theory that Susan has a direct line to NASA, so they wonder how she might be involved in this groundbreaking mission. Another fun development revealed in this month’s note is that renowned illustrator and Susan Miller favorite Izak Zenou is doing a sketching residency at the Carlyle Hotel in New York! The gals reveal how they would style their ideal Izak portraits and wonder if he’s open to accepting bribes so that they can art direct their own sittings. Laura then tells Taurus what’s in store for April. Well, she tells them as much as possible, but Susan used the Taurus horoscope to go on a rather long tangent about the recent flood in her apartment and the history of asbestos in New York City, so there isn’t as much astrology in this month’s forecast as there should be. The episode ends with Alex’s recap of the April forecast for Scorpio. Susan wants the Scorps to get some rest! She also would like them to hire a financial advisor instead of talking to a friend about potential financial moves in order to help with the chaos that Uranus might cause this month. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlements: 1:08 Note from Susan Miller: 9:12 Aries: 21:37 Taurus: 34:10 Scorpio: 48:32 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

  5. Mar 17

    March 2026 Horoscopes: Susan Miller: Secret Pisces?

    IT’S PISCES SEASON!!!! The gals want to wish Pisces the happiest of birthdays. And they suspect this group might include Susan Miller! Susan famously (and repeatedly) says that she never reveals her age or her sign, but Laura and Alex think they’ve gotten to the bottom of her secrets. The episode starts with a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers. After last month’s dramatic health updates, the March note sticks to an astrological recap and a thorough review of the Business Woman portfolio. Laura and Alex also review some of Susan’s latest social media posts and bemoan their inability to find a romantic castle at the last minute. Next is a recap of the Pisces forecast, and even Laura, a Taurus whose sign is always the most favored by Susan, has to admit that Pisces babies are the golden children this March. The horoscope is extremely positive, and Susan leaves no stone unturned when she explains the planets and their activities to Pisces this month. There’s even an appearance by Susan Miller: Financial Planner, who gives practical advice on how to maintain a good credit score. Alex then tells Scorpio about March, which Susan describes as a fragrant bouquet. The planets are partying (the moon even shows up in a glamorous satin dress!) in the house of true love so watch out for a fleet of cupids, who might show up unexpectedly to zing you! Susan feels this is a good thing, but the gals aren’t so sure. Laura ends the episode with a breakdown of the Taurus forecast. Evidently March is a time to cut loose and have fun. Susan orders Taurus to mix and mingle, while also taking care of their health, which could be in jeopardy toward the end of the month. Wise words from a woman who just had Covid! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:34 Pisces: 19:50 Scorpio: 34:21 Taurus: 46:50 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

  6. Feb 27

    February 2026 Horoscopes: Love Returns

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!!! Susan Miller didn’t publish the forecasts until more than one third of this short month had passed, but that does not detract from the excitement that the planets are out there doing things to make February incredible for all. Laura and Alex begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. In this month’s note, Susan explains why the forecasts were posted so late, which serves as both a health update and a real estate update. Susan is also forced to include some astrological predictions here because the planets are extremely busy with eclipses, retrogrades, and moons galore this February. Next up is Susan’s glowing horoscope for Aquarius. Saturn and Uranus have teamed up to make sure Aquarius has a positive birthday full of forward movement. And although Saturn is tough and could force Aquarius to earn a cosmic MBA this month, he may also bring prizes! The gals then take some time to discuss the current events. Susan Miller doesn’t love to talk about the goings-on of the world, but the gals can’t resist a conversation about the arrest of Prince Andrew, an Aquarian who saw Susan’s predictions come true with his recent arrest. Laura then lets Taurus know all about February. Unsurprisingly, since Taurus is the astrological favorite, the forecast is spectacular. And if there was any doubt that the beautiful Taureans are Susan’s chosen people, she reveals that not only will Taurus have a lovely Valentine's Day, but they’ll have another day in early March that’s so wonderful for love that it's like their own personal Taurus Valentine’s Day two weeks later. Finally Alex tells her fellow Scorps that they have the possibility of realizing a personal dream this month! She also tries to make sense of an inscrutable note she put in her calendar related to one of Susan’s predictions about love. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:45 Aquarius: 7:01 Taurus: 20:01 Scorpio: 33:23 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

  7. Jan 23

    January 2026 Horoscopes: Tell Everyone

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CAPRICORN!  Happy New Year! And welcome to season 6 of the podcast! This month’s forecast is so good that Susan Miller wants absolutely everyone to know. It’s safe to say that Susan is obsessed with January.  After a short discussion about the passage of time, Laura and Alex begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s January note to her readers. Susan opens with a short description of the spectacular month ahead and a brief health update, but spends most of the note in full Business Woman mode. The gals have never been more convinced that Susan receives kickbacks from Big Fedex.  First up is a discussion of Capricorn’s forecast, which could not be better. In fact, Laura and Alex can’t remember reading such a positive outlook for any sign in years. The planets have partnered up to make sure that the Caps have a birthday to remember. And at the risk of hyperbole, the January 18 new moon should prove to be the greatest thing to happen to anyone ever.  Laura then tells her Tauruses about the January horoscope, which is almost as good as the forecast for Capricorn. As always, everything is going great in the tenth house of honors, awards, and achievements. And Laura is very happy to report Susan used one of her greatest turns of phrase to describe Taurus during the February 1 full moon: luckier than a leprechaun!  Lastly Alex recaps this month’s forecast for Scorpio. It seems that the planets have never gotten along so well, which will lead to a new moon so incredible that, according to Susan, astrologers have been calling each other to marvel at how wonderful it is.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 3:00 Capricorn: 11:00 Taurus: 18:50 Scorpio: 24:12 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

  8. 12/11/2025

    December 2025 Horoscopes: Happy 30th, Astrology Zone!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGITARRIUS!!! Susan Miller is back after a successful kidney surgery to say that things are looking up for the end of the year! The horoscopes are short, but they’re positive, and after a year of meh forecasts, that’s what matters.  The gals begin the episode by acknowledging that December 2025 is the 30th anniversary of Astrology Zone! That’s right, 30 years ago Susan Miller created a website that would mark the beginning of the astrological internet. The celebrations are on hold while Susan handles her medical issues, but the gals can’t wait to see what she has planned to honor this momentous achievement.  Next up Laura and Alex have a conversation whose topic was suggested by a listener! During last month’s episode, Alex’s dad noticed that Susan asked for prayers from her listeners for her surgery, which led him to wonder about the relationship between astrology and religion. The gals share his findings and talk about what they think about this keen observation from a very thoughtful Scorpio!  A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers follows and there’s a lot to cover. It’s December, which means that the Astrology Zone calendar is ready to be shipped (via FedEx, ideally). As always, Susan gives us a detailed description of the calendar and its production process, but there’s a bonus this year! To show that her calendar is produced entirely across the United States, Susan supplies the names and locations of everyone who works on it. Laura and Alex are absolutely thrilled to have so much new information about the inner workings of the Astrology Zone empire.  Finally, the gals tell Sagittarius they have a wonderful birthday month ahead that includes romance and buckets of money! Laura then informs Taurus about the countless dazzling golden triangles that will result in an incredible December, and Alex tells her Scorps that they should consider going into the luxury goods business.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Listener Topic: 07:40 Note from Susan Miller: 16:01 Sagittarius: 27:30 Taurus: 33:35 Scorpio: 40:32 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to WAX CHATTY wherever you get your podcasts: https://waxchatty.buzzsprout.com/

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Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.

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