Fancy Lady's Combustible Milk Podcast

Fancy Lady's Combustible Milk Podcast
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  • Comedy

The Fancy Lady’s Combustible Milk Podcast is a shameless celebration of the secret lives and untold history of “light skin” Black and Biracial people. Harsh Mulatta Kreem Franklin hosts this sonic fever-dream, presented without regard for academic pretense or popular validation.

Episodes

  1. 07/06/2022

    Happy 5th of July

    On July 5th 1852 formerly enslaved, internationally celebrated abolitionist and mulatto, Fredrick Douglas told 600 people organized by Rochester Ladies' Anti-Slavery Sewing Society to kiss his Black ass.

    Happy 5th of July

  2. 05/22/2021

    Integration is For SUCKERS - Walking to My All White School

    As a child I was held hostage in a 90% White school district where I was tormented in a variety of ways like being made to ride on a bus for 1 hour each way, 2 hours a day, 10 hours a week, 40 hours a month and so on to travel to a school that was located 0.3 miles from my house. Would you like to guess how long it takes to walk? Enjoy some irritating tales from my White school days and reconsider the hustle that is interracial integration! Please forgive my winded, out of shape, quarantine ass. I shoulda warmed up first.

    Integration is For SUCKERS - Walking to My All White School

  3. 04/18/2021

    MURDER/SUICIDE - No Shelter

    Women are murdered everyday by men who threaten suicide and those women who manage to escape to shelters are now confronted by more men who threaten suicide. This just doesn't seem fair.

    MURDER/SUICIDE - No Shelter

  4. 03/30/2021

    We Should Treat Women Like Four Year Old Boys

    Why will the culture validate a 4 year old boy's gender identity before it will accept a woman's evidence of rape or demands for privacy? Goodnight Stories for Rebel Girls, a feminist children's book of single page biographies describing the accomplishments of "extraordinary" women, gave a 4 year old boy who really liked pink as many column inches as Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Harriet Tubman. Uh... F**k you.

    We Should Treat Women Like Four Year Old Boys

  5. 03/12/2021

    Slaves On A Plane - Victoria's Secret and the Grooming of America

    Jeffery Epstein and Les Wexner created the elite and pornographic image of the Victoria's Secret brand to lure young girls into slavery under the guise of being "discovered". Meanwhile, the envious public celebrates the sale and use of children as "models". To demonstrate the effects of this spell on the culture, Netflix's "Filthy Rich" dares you to question Bestselling-Author James Patterson's grotesque throbbing hard-on for his former neighbor, even as the young women who knew Epstein contradict the glamorous image Patterson so desperately demands you accept. Michelle Licata thought Epstein was just a "sicko". Why is James Patterson so f*****g impressed?

    Slaves On A Plane - Victoria's Secret and the Grooming of America

  6. 03/06/2021

    HeavyFlow Stream of Consciousness - Girl Is Occupied

    HeavyFlow 1 - GIRL is Occupied Index 1:10 Reading from The Rise an Fall of Gay Culture by Daniel Harris 6:10 That time a bunch of men dressed up as women and beat and kicked life sized effigies of a little girl “up and down” the street 9:39 Shout out to Christina Crawford 13:04 That time I said I would look something up to be polite and then didn’t because I really didn’t need to. 14:04 The Vacuum that has been created by the avoidance of the full and complete personhood of people with vaginas (IS THE SPACE) that the transgender agenda has come to fill. 15:10 The conditions under which Kreem will consider being wrong. 15:22 It’s okay that girls don’t want to see your dick. 17:08 That time that I was absent from school and a White teacher in a Catholic school used/objectified me as an example in a lesson to my class. 20:23 A bit on how Dr. Joy DeGruy participates in the degradation of biracial and lighter brown Black people. I like the book, I learned a lot but she s***s on those of us with light skin. 22:25 Shout out to the Yazidi people 23:27 I believe the transgender condition is real. I also believe that everything that is real can be explained and authenticated. So...? 24:36 Maybe I’m really a f*****g man because I don’t want fabric up my ass. #BoxerBriefs 27:03 If we’re going to sterilize girls who say they don’t feel comfortable in their bodies we should have a serious talk about how profoundly uncomfortable “girl’s” clothes are. 28:44 I like to rub my eyes. 31:37 WE ALL DRAG KINGS, BITCH!! 33:02 I guess I meant “charged as an adult” because America loves to incarcerate kids. 33:52 What’s a bitch got to do for free implants? 35:47 How Universal Healthcare and public/free college are anti-slavery measures and that’s why Massa says no. 36:42 People don’t actually want to go back to work… Duh. 38:24 Or school… Duh 39:11 I loved Indian Jones! 42:38 I want the names of the unaltered, old, over weight women experts who are invited to be seen heard on the news. 47:10 I’LL ACCEPT CLIPS FROM ANY TIME IN HISTORY! 48:15 Think break after which I lie about being ready to conclude 48:44 99 year plan for Gender Inclusiveness 50:24 Prepare to be prepared. 51:34 That time that I called Trevor Noah a bitch even though I’m a fan. 52:12 The Ladies Room is also a refuge. Or was. 53:30 TRIGGER WARNING 55:54 MEGA TRIGGER WARNING 57:50 You’re welcome to take your own seat at the table. 58:24 Race is the “assignment”, not gender. 60:16 Momism - sloppy rant 64:12 There’s no space left within this identity for people with dicks. 67:15 Womanhood as a blank screen upon which to project yourself. 68:13 My impression of pedophiles voting. 68:38 Walmartisian? The Walmartisian aesthetic. 69:44 The part where my foolish concern over what other people might think made me loose my train of thought. 71:58 Shout out to all the lesbians who don’t like dick. #KeepinIt100 72:12 Dressing as a woman was once used to help shield gay men. Now dressing as a woman is being used to shield pedophiles. 73:04 I realize 18 is legally an adult but these people are teenagers. 73:05 Kris Jenner’s kids weren’t fuckable enough for her. 77:15 That time that I f****d up and had to catch myself real quick. 78:52 I stay getting accused of body shaming. Shrug. 79:20 I can see you with my eyes so…. Shrug. 86:35 “Trans Science”? Show your work!! https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21364939/ 87:28 That’s essentially what it is. 88:30 Yay Breeders!! 92:20 In Iran, changing your sex cures homosexuality. 99:32 That AfroPunk gender neutral bathroom story. 101:24 Beat Challenge - HOOK IT UP!! 102:1 That time when I had to work out “phobia” from scratch. 104:03 No room for dick in girlhood because we’re full of other things. 106:15 None of the people I’m shouting out condone or approve of or support my work. They don’t even know I exist and might not enjoy my work if they did. 108:15 Battle cry!

    HeavyFlow Stream of Consciousness - Girl Is Occupied
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The Fancy Lady’s Combustible Milk Podcast is a shameless celebration of the secret lives and untold history of “light skin” Black and Biracial people. Harsh Mulatta Kreem Franklin hosts this sonic fever-dream, presented without regard for academic pretense or popular validation.

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