The Creature Report

Val Petrone
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An improv podcast about spotting new monsters & reporting their mythos to you. Guests, ghouls, & good times hosted by senior anchor Val Petrone. Produced with Paper Boat Productions.

  1. 10/01/2022 · BONUS

    hide with me in plain sight

    6 min

  2. 10/24/2021

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    See you next week, Anchor.  ___________________________________ The Creature Report Documentation & Archival Assistant! What would you like to access? >recent files loading files...... Password protected area. Proceed with password: ************************ [Access Granted!] >TCR-VPAL-ARCHIVAL_RECORDING_0820_SUBJECT1740ARBY_MISSING >TCR-VPAL 27_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL-ARCHIVAL_RECORDING_0829_SUBJECT1731TARTARUS_MISSING >TCR-VPAL-ARCHIVAL_RECORDING_0829_SUBJECT1428GRAWL_MISSING >TCR-VPAL 28_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL-ARCHIVAL_RECORDING_0917_SUBJECT1742REPLACEDJEFF_FollowUp >The Creature Report: Episode 29, Utopic Dormihi - ARCHIVE ONLY 10/02 >TCR-VPAL-ARCHIVAL_RECORDING_1003_SUBJECT1752UTOPICDORMIHI_MISSING >TCR-VPAL_MMReport_RECORDING_1009_MULTIPLESUBJECTS >TCR-VPAL-ARCHIVAL_RECORDING_1016_SUBJECT1666PETERWHY_MISSING >TCR_VPAL-ARCHIVAL_RECORDING_1023_SUBJECT1733CHARLES_SUBJECT964ADDISON_MISSINGplay _________ Content warning: implied missing persons throughout episode Written By Val Petrone & Em Murphy Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone Em Murphy as Kyle Culkin Sound FX found on Freesound.org

    8 min

  3. 10/10/2021

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    Something is coming, something is leaving. Some things stay the same. But Anchor, dear, why don't you come near? Let us begin our game. The Creature Report Documentation & Archival Assistant! What would you like to access? >Security Password protected area. Proceed with password: ***************   >Footage & Recording loading files...... Password protected area. Re-enter password: *************** [Access Granted!]        >Recent >10092021_AM_autosave >10082021_PM_autosave >10082021_AM_autosave >10072021_PM_autosave >10072021_AM_autosave >10062021_PM_autosave >∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎ >∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎∎ >10052021_AM_autosave  >10072021_PM_autosaveplay -------------- Content warning: implied kidnapping/missing persons throughout episode In order of appearance: Andy Randolph as Mincus Von Smurdlehoff Nova Wolfhardest as Nova, Creature Matchmaker Ronnie Palmieri as Ron-- We mean, Conrad Growler Alice Kyra as Alice Harry Shapiro as Harry Shapiro, of NPR (National Paranormal Radio) Brianna as NPR (National Paranormal Radio) Intern Marty L Graves as Martin Legosi Graves Mae Murphy as Mae Val Petrone as Val Petrone Additional sound effects and voices provided by freesound.org tiy qeibfws gun,

    12 min

  4. 09/18/2021

    The Creature Report: Episode 28, Selina

    After the past few weeks of airing unintentional audio, we're back to posting INTENTIONAL episodes! That's right! No more personal notes being leaked, we hope! Either way, this week we're SO excited to meet Selina, our first ever creature AND guest combo (that we knew about before going into the interview)! Tune in as Selina tells us all about life in the swamp, her cousin Sylyna the troll, and what it's like to motivational speak on being a rejected Pokemon design. Plus, do we hear wedding bells for this creature and one of our camera men? Tune in to find out! Content Warnings: Conversations about vaccines, hard drugs, the government, and cartoonish animal cruelty  Credits Madeline Maye as Selina Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone Sound FX found on freesound.org /4f4jzm6t

    25 min
  5. The Creature Report Training Video!

    08/30/2021 · BONUS

    The Creature Report Training Video!

    The Creature Report Documentation & Archival Assistant! What would you like to access? >recent files loading files...... Password protected area. Proceed with password: ****************** [Access Granted!] >TCR-VPAL 23_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL 24_AdditionalNotes >TherapeuticSession_07152021_Specimen1746 >TCR-VPAL 25_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL 26_AdditionalNotes >InternalDiscussion_"Specimen209" >InternalDiscussion_"Specimen1749" >TCR-VPAL 27_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL_individualreview_TrainingVideoplay ----------------------------------------------- CW: random/jarring audio glitches throughout, implied paranoia  written by Nova Wolfharder performed by: Mae Murphy as Mae Tim Woerner as the Intern Val Petrone as Anchor Val Training video music by Arthur Vale rap beat & sound effects from freesound.org

    11 min

  6. 08/23/2021

    The Creature Report: Episode 27, Panic! In The Jar

    What's wet, hungry, and made entirely out of either many, MANY tongues or one LARGE tongue? It's this week's Creature Report creature! We're joined today by Constance Community College student and local little guy Mincus Von Smurdlehoff as we explore Constance's Jar Museum and learn a thing or two about what Panic! At the Disco and Jonathan Frakes have been up to in the past few years (spoiler: it's not great news!). Hell, we might even get a roomba reference IF you're lucky. Content Warnings: slight body horror, mention of Brendon Urie  Credits Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone Andy Randolph as Mincus Von Smurdlehoff Sound FX found on freesound.org 36.150893664496635 -95.99267550070147 36.10292499634998 -95.97540469540479  36.13368231023964 -95.93994189355078  36.161146838480484 -95.9051818088947 36.141080694170014 -95.88625249540375 36.09102929671055 -95.92178839540514 36.10525815759564 -95.8506074088962

    23 min

  7. 08/14/2021 · BONUS

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    The Creature Report Documentation & Archival Assistant! What would you like to access? >recent files loading files...... Password protected area. Proceed with password: ****************** [Access Granted!] >TCR-VPAL 19_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL 20_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL 21_AdditionalNotes >TherapeuticSession_05302021_Specimen905 >TCR-VPAL 22_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL 23_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL 24_AdditionalNotes >TherapeuticSession_07152021_Specimen1746 >TCR-VPAL 25_AdditionalNotes >TCR-VPAL 26_AdditionalNotes play  (written and performed by Val Petrone)

    10 min

  8. 08/07/2021

    The Creature Report: Episode 26, Twinky

    Sneaking into places where you shouldn't be going? Not always great-- but today, we're heading to a house that is more than open to let my guest and I go bump in the night. That's right! New Creature Report, with expert of ghost hunting, colin jost'busting, podcasting, and arting, Martin Legosi Graves! Join us as we enter in the house of Martin's boss, decipher if this creature is actually a duck, and finally know what it means for your hungry, hungry eyes to be bigger than your stomach. ALSO, not a creature nor a joke, Marty is saving up for TOP SURGERY! So PLEASE help out if you can at Marty's fund, which can be found at https://gofund.me/3796bb2b. Every little bit helps!  Credits Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone Marty L Graves as Ghxstbuster Martin Legosi Graves Sound FX found on freesound.org He xnt'qd cdbhogdqhmf sghr sgzs ldzmr xnt rgntkc cnmzsd sn Lzqsx'r sno rtqfdqx etmc! H lhfgs ad zm zkk rddhmf dmshsx sgzs Uzk gzr mn hcdz zants, ats sgzs cndrm's ldzm H cnm's rtoonqs sqzmr qhfgsr! gssor://fnetmc.ld/3796aa2a

    29 min
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About

An improv podcast about spotting new monsters & reporting their mythos to you. Guests, ghouls, & good times hosted by senior anchor Val Petrone. Produced with Paper Boat Productions.

Information

  • Creator
    Val Petrone
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    33
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Val Petrone
  • Show Website
    The Creature Report