Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano
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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Remember to rate us on iTunes!   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​​ ​

  1. 2d ago

    Jim Norton on Sex Addiction, Marriage & Why the “Good Old Days” Were Miserable | Chris Distefano

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Jim Norton joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for an insanely honest conversation about marriage, sex addiction, getting older and surviving the highs and lows of a career in comedy. Jim looks back on the days when he planned gigs around escorts, explains why the “good old days” weren't actually that good, and talks about how marriage changed his life. Chris opens up about his own career fears after selling out Radio City, while Jim shares what nearly four decades in comedy have taught him about success, failure and staying in the game. Plus, the guys talk jiu-jitsu, Jonah Hill, Dave Attell, the changing comedy world, Matt Dillon and plenty more. 00:00 Jim Norton Used to Plan Tours Around Escorts 01:17 Jim Norton Joins the Chaos Bus 05:35 Getting Married After a Lifetime of Freedom 08:21 Sex Addiction, Escorts & Being Single at 60 09:46 Chris' Wild Atlantic City Story 12:05 Would Jim Norton Have Been a Good Dad? 13:43 Chris & Jim Talk Fighting and Jiu-Jitsu 16:18 Jonah Hill's Jiu-Jitsu Confidence 20:04 Chaos on the Streets 21:04 Can Jim Norton Actually Defend Himself? 25:05 The Highs and Lows of a Comedy Career 28:03 Chris Gets Honest About His Career 30:40 You Don't Live on the Mountaintop 32:01 Why Chris Is Never Satisfied 34:24 Has Comedy Changed for a New Generation? 37:12 Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler & Comedy That Lasts 38:18 Discovering Woody Allen's Comedy 40:00 Chris Finds Out a Girl Was Sleeping With Matt Dillon 42:08 Chris Regrets Selling His House 48:56 Jim Looks Back on the Opie & Anthony Years 50:25 Is Jim Norton Happier at 58? 51:36 Jim Planned Comedy Tours Around Escorts 52:47 What Jim Norton's Marriage Is Actually Like 59:22 Money, Comedy & Surviving the Business 01:01:01 What Would Drunk Jim Norton Be Like Today? 01:02:49 Did Jim Get Everything He Wanted From Comedy? UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. Lucy Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Avocado Green Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/CHAOS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2. Aug 12

    Is Matteo Lane Turning Chris Distefano Gay?! | Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing. The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality. Matteo Lane is on tour now. Check out his socials for dates and tickets. SUBSCRIBE for more Chrissy Chaos! 00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo 02:01 Matteo Lane Returns 03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine 04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut 07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway 10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway 12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago 15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway 16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup 18:16 Matteo's Dating Life 19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs 21:57 Ad Break 24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago 26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway 27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story 28:34 Dating Professional Athletes 31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends 33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again 34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era 35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo 37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like 39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat 41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment 41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession 43:32 Only in New York 45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle 46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself 48:25 Turning 40 49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful? 50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets 51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert 52:56 Chris Is Going Gay at 50 53:17 Chris & Matteo Finally Hook Up? 55:39 Matteo Lane's Tour UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ZocDoc Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY #sponsored Quince Upgrade your everyday. Go to https://quince.com/CHRISSY for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  3. Aug 5

    Stavros Halkias Wants Chinese Peptides BAD | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy Chris is joined by Stavros Halkias for one of the wildest Chaos Bus episodes yet. They dive into politics, Trump, comedy, Ozempic, peptides, bad backs, MMA, Irish step dancing, Greek history, fatherhood, and why Chris thinks it's finally time to completely reinvent himself. It's equal parts therapy session and complete nonsense. Subscribe for new episodes every week. 00:00 Republican NFL Coaches & Political Football Cold Open 01:05 Chris Wants to Reinvent His Life (MMA, Religion & Health) 07:27 Stavros Randomly Walks Up to the Chaos Bus 11:09 BlueChew Ad 12:15 Talkspace Ad 13:14 Stavros Officially Joins the Podcast 14:12 The Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Office Story 16:45 Chris Learns He's Basically German 19:55 Chris & Stavros Talk Getting Older 21:10 Every Guy Has To Be "A Little Gay" 24:42 Chris' Group Chat Is Still Obsessed With Fauci 27:40 Jimmy Kimmel, Politics & Comedy Fans 28:20 Growing Up Greek vs Growing Up in Queens 31:40 Is Comedy Becoming Too Politically Divided? 38:00 Stavvy's Body Is Falling Apart 41:35 Physical Therapy, Back Pain & McKenzie Method 42:25 Chinese Peptides, Ozempic & Getting Healthy 46:30 GLP-1s, Muscle Loss & Comedy Life 52:00 Health Goals, Longevity & Aging 56:30 Final Thoughts UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Gold Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code CHAOS. There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at https://BlueChew.com. TalkSpace As a listener of this podcast, you'll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. That's S-P-A-C-E-8-0. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  4. Jul 29

    Dan Soder on Why Hollywood is DEAD (Make It Yourself)

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas Dan Soder joins Chrissy Chaos for one of their most honest conversations yet. The two comedians talk about getting sober, relationships, late-night TV, Netflix specials, comedy today versus fifteen years ago, and why creators should stop waiting for Hollywood to give them permission. Dan also shares stories from his early comedy days with Mark Norman, Joe List, Nate Bargatze and more. A funny conversation with plenty of behind-the-scenes stories, life advice, and classic Chrissy Chaos chaos. 👍 Like, comment and subscribe for new episodes every week. Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Apartment life & celebrity neighbors 01:20 Marriage, weddings & relationships 04:20 Dating someone who understands your career 05:10 Sports, basketball & parenting 09:00 Stepparenting and earning respect 10:05 NYC, bro culture & cigarettes 13:20 Starting in comedy & first late-night appearances 16:00 Why Dan never did Fallon 18:30 Comedy Cellar stories 20:49 Ad Break 21:50 Getting sober & wild drinking stories 28:45 Has comedy "made it" changed forever? 30:15 Why creators should build their own audience 33:30 Netflix vs YouTube specials 35:00 Why you should just make the thing 41:15 Parenting and figuring it out as you go SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/CHAOS with promo code CHAOS! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  5. Jul 22

    The BIGGEST ANXIETIES of Being a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back in the Chaos Bus talking about everything from parenting anxiety and possibly starting anxiety medication to why he may never buy another house again. He also breaks down his upcoming Ireland trip, airline disasters, New Balance drama, physical therapy, Colombia bachelor party stories, bringing back Hey Babe, parenting in the age of smartphones, and why he's officially done with beaches. Leave a comment letting us know: Would you let your 11-year-old have a phone? Are you Team Beach or Team Pool? Should Chris move in two years? Subscribe for new episodes every week. Timestamps 00:00 Welcome back to the Chaos Bus 01:30 Comedy tour updates & why 4 PM shows are the future 03:45 Chris says he'll never buy another house again 05:00 Achilles injury, physical therapy & New Balance debate 07:00 Could Hey Babe return? 09:00 Ireland trip planning & airline point disaster 16:30 Calling Jasmine live on the podcast 21:20 BlueChew Ad 22:30 Rumble Wallet Ad 24:05 Parenting anxiety gets real 29:00 Should kids have smartphones? 32:00 HBO's Neighbors and nightmare neighbors 34:00 Team Pool vs Team Beach 36:35 Colombia bachelor party stories 40:00 Tourist safety, scams & why a local guide is essential 43:55 Wrapping up & Rosario's Deli review UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! RUMBLE Take Control of Your Money and claim $10 in US Stablecoin (USA₮)! Download now at http://wallet.rumble.com/chrisd and use the code CHRISD10. This is a paid advertisement for Rumble Wallet. Rumble is compensating me for this ad. Void where prohibited. No purchase necessary. Offer available to US residents only. Offer not available in New York State. Must be 18+. Offer is available for a limited time and for the first 500 wallets activated and funded. Details and full official rules available at http://rumble.com/promoofficialrules. Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  6. Jul 15

    Is Philly The MOST DISGUSTING City In America?! w/ Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Chrissy Chaos

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America. It's another completely unfiltered episode of Chrissy Chaos. 👍 Subscribe for new episodes every week. #ChrissyChaos #ChrisDistefano #MikeCannon #ComedyPodcast #Philadelphia Timestamps 00:00 Welcome from the Chaos Bus in Philadelphia 00:01 Philly culture shock & family trip disaster 03:03 Museum of Illusions & Conor McGregor weigh-ins 04:16 UFC fighters, prison & Mike Tyson stories 08:07 Knife stories from growing up 10:00 Parents, scams & neighborhood dads 14:10 Food addiction & parenting lessons 16:27 Homelessness, helping strangers & kindness 19:17 Ad Read – Zocdoc 20:47 Family stories & grandma's purse incident 22:32 Peeing in the car & bizarre road stories 23:06 Chris gets chased through Philadelphia 24:50 World Cup talk & soccer controversy 27:25 Trying to help people on the streets 28:29 Philadelphia shows & comedy scheduling 29:38 Comedy crowd disasters & fake guest intros 32:19 Why Philly feels unlike anywhere else 33:20 Legendary Boston comic stories 35:19 World Cup atmosphere & Brazil experience 36:36 Wild hospital stories & medical chaos 39:06 Tour dates & closing thoughts UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CHRISSY #sponsored Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  7. Jul 8

    Damian Priest Opens Up About WWE, Fame & Life on the Road

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy WWE Superstar Damian Priest joins Chrissy Chaos live from the trunk outside Yankee Stadium for one of the wildest episodes yet. Chris and Damian talk about making it later in life, growing up in the Bronx, life inside WWE, Madison Square Garden, dealing with fans, staying healthy on the road, wrestling injuries, hair extensions, tattoos, and why success doesn't always happen on your own timeline. Plus, Chrissy opens up about marriage, parenting, coaching his daughter's basketball team, regrets, chasing happiness, and why this podcast keeps getting more chaotic every week. Subscribe for new episodes every week. Chapters 00:00 Wrestling fan interrupts before the show 01:12 Waiting for Damian Priest outside Yankee Stadium 03:12 Why Chrissy loves filming in the streets 04:10 Feeling stuck despite career success 08:52 Regrets, fitness & life after having kids 12:01 Marriage, money & World Cup tickets 15:21 Guests who have left Chrissy on read 16:30 Why Chrissy keeps making this podcast 18:25 Coaching his daughter's basketball team 24:18 Family dynamics & marriage stories 25:25 BlueChew Ad 26:40 Damian Priest joins the podcast 29:20 Making it later in life 30:36 Damian's incredible voice & WWE presence 31:24 Why he's never late 32:22 Retirement plans & staying healthy 34:21 Growing up in the Bronx 35:17 Vegas, WWE schedule & commitment 36:55 Wrestling fan interrupts the interview 39:13 Wrestling Madison Square Garden 42:20 Dealing with obsessed fans 44:47 Hair extensions, tattoos & wrestling life 45:49 Meeting wrestling legends 46:44 The sacrifices behind WWE success 47:52 Another fan interruption 49:00 Life on the road UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  8. Jul 1

    Chrissy D's Wedding Recap w/ JAZ and TAMPA TONY

    #ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Fresh off the wedding, Chris sits down with Tampa Tony for one of their funniest and most honest conversations yet. They talk about married life, forgotten wedding rings, gambling addiction, buying too much house, Queens vs. Long Island, family, and why less might actually be more. Plus, Tampa Tony delivers classic one-liners, Chris reveals the wedding gift Jaz rejected, and everyone debates whether it's already time to downsize. Chapters 00:00 Wedding ring problems & married life begins 02:47 Tampa Tony arrives & wedding recap 05:20 Diabetes scare in the middle of the night 11:16 Tampa Tony goes to a Mets game 12:30 Dog chaos interrupts the podcast 15:10 Ad Break – BlueChew 16:22 Ad Break – Quince 18:42 Wedding memories & family stories 21:22 Chris admits he bought too much house 23:07 The phone call about moving back to Queens 27:22 Why Chris keeps moving every few years 28:45 Tampa Tony opens up about gambling addiction 30:56 How becoming a father changed everything 34:43 Jaz joins the podcast 36:53 Wedding stories you didn't see 39:06 Jaz rejects Chris' Mets gift 41:45 Should you preserve a wedding dress? 45:06 Has marriage changed anything? 47:10 Chris explains his new outlook on life UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Quince Go to https://Quince.com/chrissy for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Blue Chew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 Steve Ciccone - Videographer/Editor Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/erthtone/ YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@erthtone John Grady - Graphic Designer https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Remember to rate us on iTunes!   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​​ ​

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