Everything is Tine

Rubi & Jeremy

Join two chronically-sarcastic, twenty-somethings as they glide their way through this perfect world where no sorts of problems exist. Was that convincing?

  1. 06/27/2023

    The Bond of a Fake Butterfly and a Real Caterpillar

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy -- a real caterpillar and fake butterfly, respectively -- discuss friendship along with the importance of humor, the idea of marriage, sexism, vegetable indoctrination, and various choices Apple has been making recently. They also discuss the 1971 film "A Vampire Happening". If you've ever longed for "The Princess Switch" to be re-written as a horror thriller film, this movie is for you. Just recognize that Joseph is the only one who really gets it. His competitor with the supposedly "amazing" technicolored coat is a flop by comparison. Let's discuss.

  2. 06/12/2023

    Simping Auntie Roo And Music Too

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss persons, places, and things (nouns) for which they simp. They also talk about music, cursive, and the ultimate divider: Saxon Math. Finally, they review the 1971 flick “Whoever Slew Auntie Roo”. If ever you needed an additional reason not to trust children, this is the film for you. Also, Trisha Paytas is in this movie… sort of. Let’s discuss.

  3. 05/01/2023

    Bonus Review: Call Us Tayo's Little Wizards

    In this bonus episode, Rubi and Jeremy review the series "Tayo and Little Wizards". Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a small village of adolescents became wizards... but also had automobiles as their familiars? What if our protagonist is a chronically-anxious blue bus with trust issues named "Tayo"? Can our main bus queen Tayo save his friends from an evil wizard's bus jail via the power of the sun stone? Let's discuss and find out.

  4. 04/24/2023

    An Intimate Look at Friendship and David DeLuise

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy discuss the differences in how they view friendship. They also review the 2019 sci-fi (?) flick "A World Away". If you've ever accidentally entered a wormhole while flying a private jet into the Grand Canyon, then this film may hit very close to home. Even considering his role on Wizards of Waverly Place, David DeLuise faces unprecedented turmoil as the screenwriter chooses to put his character through the intergalactic wringer. To quote the all-knowing and all-powerful Selena Gomez - "Everything is not what it seems".

  5. 04/17/2023

    A Spoonful of Roasting Helps the Episode Go Down

    In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy strike up a conversation about everything from structure in friendships to the never-ending saga of corporations rebooting their favorite childhood shows. Sprinkle in some some casual roasting, and voila - an episode is born. They also review the 2004 film "From Other Worlds". If you've ever wondered what it would be like if E.T. was played by a Kristen Stewart understudy... who is then placed in a knock-off plot of "National Treasure", have we got a movie for you. Spoiler Alert - all the hip aliens get tattoos from the Library of Alexandra, not library cards.

  6. 03/31/2023

    To Hono-loop-loop and Beyond!

    Welcome to Season 3! To start off the season, Rubi and Jeremy discuss everything from coffee preferences to rogue clock attacks. They also review the 2022 comedy "Brian and Charles". Picture it... a man in the UK is lonely and builds a Hawaii-obsessed robot bestie out of a laundry machine and a mannequin head from a department store. Neither a group of semi-literate arsonists nor a bird-crazed love interest can get in the way of this human-robot bond.

  7. 03/21/2022

    And On Third Day, Everything Was Tine

    Welcome to the first episode of Season 2! In this episode, Rubi and Jeremy start off the new year with discussions about Jay Jay the Jetplane, Hannah Montana, Apple Watches, and much more. They also review the 1973 film "Alabama's Ghost". If you ever wanted to watch a chaotic movie about a janitor turned magician that insists on hippie dance-offs before each of his shows, have we got the cinematic gem for you.

  8. 01/01/2022

    2021: What A Tine To Be Alive

    In this last episode for 2021, Rubi and Jeremy reflect on some of their favorite movies reviewed and overall moments from the podcast this year.  Thanks to everyone who has taken the time to listen to "Everything is Tine" in 2021. Hope everyone has a very happy (and safe) New Year!

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  • Creator
    Rubi & Jeremy
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    49
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Rubi & Jeremy
  • Show Website
    Everything is Tine