Two Cowards (Who Don't Even Smoke Crack)

Garrett and Will
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Two Cowards is a podcast dedicated to reviewing the musical works of one of the internet's biggest celebrities, Viper. Join Will and Garrett as they delve into the several thousand albums long discography and slowly descend into madness.

  1. 16. Lil Dicky's Battle of Los Angeles

    06/02/2021

    16. Lil Dicky's Battle of Los Angeles

    Missed week? What missed week?

    1h 7m
  2. 15. Guest Star Ben Folds

    05/19/2021

    15. Guest Star Ben Folds

    Got a good ol' double episode coming your way today. Could've been a two parter but that would've been marginally more work, and if there's one thing we should be known for, it's doing the bare minimum. Guest star Ben (aka Atticus Lane) discusses Viper's Acapellas, What the F$Ck is a Recession, and his own upcoming album Sasha Winters. There is nothing more satisfying in this world than forcing another human being besides us to listen to Viper against their will. Especially Acapellas.

    1h 50m
  3. 14. And What's A Trip Is...

    05/13/2021

    14. And What's A Trip Is...

    Yeah its late but this time it ISN'T my fault. It got put in the Google Drive late. Viper has a stroke and forgets how to speak in this episode, so that's interesting. Cobra is back as well, unfortunately. We also get a bit into Viper's politics and Garrett wears his heart on his sleeve, maybe a little too much.

    1h 12m
  4. 13. Strong Wizard Rap Magic

    05/05/2021

    13. Strong Wizard Rap Magic

    Well, this episode might not have any good Viper on it, but it does have a 10 minute digression into our favorite video games and more Jack Black lore than you probably ever needed. Big apologies to our Albanian listeners, sorry you had to hear Will's tirade against your proud and mighty people. Anyways, I thought today was Thursday and freaked out cause I thought I forgot to upload but then I realized it was Wednesday and a big part of me wanted to delay the upload anyways to keep tradition. This is the smallest hill I'm willing to die on, don't @ me.

    1h 7m
  5. 12. We Hit the Big Time

    04/29/2021

    12. We Hit the Big Time

    Guess we explain last week's thumbnail, so that's a good reason to listen. Also Real Evil Alphabet Lunch. No, that isn't your sleeper agent code. In fact, we explain precisely what is. Big shouts out to our Albanian fandom, you guys are the realest. You're up to 2% of our listeners now, so it clearly isn't a fluke. Sorry for the late upload again. Time is an illusion.

    54 min
  6. 11. Viper Doesn't Know His Own Songs (And Also is a Dog)

    04/22/2021

    11. Viper Doesn't Know His Own Songs (And Also is a Dog)

    Woof woof. RIP DMX but hail Viper, the new top dawg. That pained me to even type out facetiously. Well anyways, join Garrett and Will this week on the adventure of a lifetime as we go through a bit more new music from our old pal Viper, something we haven't gotten as much of recently. Don't worry about this week's cover art. I'll explain it when you're older. Will continues his record of being way better at editing than Garrett, but I still can't manage to get these things uploaded on any meaningful sort of schedule. "Wednesday" is such a vague term.

    55 min
  7. 10. Masters in Dope Administration

    04/15/2021

    10. Masters in Dope Administration

    Hard to believe we've already hit double digits. Feels like just  yesterday we were talking about Hustlin' Thick for the first time and  Garrett was doing waaaaay more prep per episode than he is now. Anyways  we're onboarding a new editor this week (it's just Will actually) so  bear with us for a week or two until we get things sorted out.

    1h 5m
  8. 9. Look at These Idiots!

    04/09/2021

    9. Look at These Idiots!

    Another week, another off-schedule release. Sorry guys. I was traveling again and this episode was a mess to edit. Also I don't care about schedules. Sue me.  This week Will and Garrett discuss a couple albums, if you can call them that, do a little more trivia and a lot of bitching about baseball. Fun for the whole family! We don't have an email for fan mail yet, but that should be coming soon. For now, just hit us up on Twitter, @CowardsTwo.

    58 min
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