Love Criminal

Kat Belinfante and Jennifer Zahlit
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Bailey enlists the help of her friend Jane to open up the 2019 investigation into her broken heart after Dave, a Greenpoint musician, dumped her seemingly out of nowhere. With hindsight, hours of free time during the pandemic, and new resources, they hope to discover the true source of the breakup and find the ever elusive closure for Bailey, and perhaps for all women, who have experienced the sudden end to a relationship before it could really begin— by a Love Criminal.

Episodes

  1. 04/04/2021

    Closure?

    After a truly traumatic discovery and spiral last week, Bailey braves the mic “one last time” (sung to the tune of Hamilton— Bailey insisted that be listed in the description).  The women discuss boundaries, Bball Rob, spiritual awakenings, and of course, the ever elusive “closure.”  Special thanks to all of our guests this season who truly helped to crack the case:  Brandon Kalm as our Love Criminal, Dave  Drexton Clemmons as the fedora wearing saxophonist, Chet  Jordan Mcdonald as never a real option for Bailey, Bball Rob  Vico Ortiz as the too cool for Dave roommate, Morgan  Lily Sondik as the magical mushroom Bartender  Sam Saravolatz as the technological guru, Lenny  Rebecca Vigil as the psychological and woo woo guru therapist, Marci  Benj Mirman as the magical as in he loves magic boyfriend of Jane, Graham  Zoe Cipres as the instagram verified young actress and ex of Dave, Maya Hannah Donovan as the thoughtful listener, Chloe  Megan Fitzgerald as the "I saw Adnon in the library" but Dave in DC big break of the case, Tori You can find us on instagram @LoveCriminal_thepod or email us at lovecrimianlthepod@gmail.com  Cover Art by Grace Robinson Theme song by Brandon Kalm sung by Audrey Wilson  Til season 2, let us know if you've got any tips, leads, or love criminals of your own.

    31 min

  2. 03/28/2021

    Mailbag Surprise

    Bailey and Jane dig into the mailbag and answer a couple listener questions. To Jane's surprise, Bailey lands an important interview with Dave's ex. To both of their surprise, they learn damning information surrounding the DC gig. Special Thanks to Zoe Cipres for embodying everything that is Maya, Megan Fitzgerald for speaking her truth as Tori, and Hannah Donovan for her sweet Chloe memo.  You can find us on instagram @LoveCriminal_thepod or email us at  lovecriminalthepod@gmail.com. Cover Art by Grace Robinson Theme song by Brandon Kalm sung by Audrey Wilson.  Let us know if you’ve got any tips, leads, or love criminals of your own.

    58 min

  3. 03/21/2021

    (Sex) Therapy and the Male Perspective

    Bailey and Jane bring in Graham, Jane's boyfriend, to help analyze recent text messages between Bailey and Dave. Then, the women call Marci— a therapist, intuitive, healer, and childhood friend of Bailey— to get an unbiased professional opinion of the relationship, including an in depth analysis of their sex life. Graham returns for some hot takes on the "read receipts" text messaging style. Bailey is left with a big decision to make. Links: "Liability" and "Writer in the Dark" by Lorde (highly underrated emotional bops!)  Special thanks to Benj Mirman for giving voice to Graham and Rebecca Vigil for giving voice to Marci. You can find us on instagram @LoveCriminal_thepod or email us at  lovecriminalthepod@gmail.com. Cover Art by Grace Robinson Theme song by Brandon Kalm sung by Audrey Wilson.  Let us know if you’ve got any tips, leads, or love criminals of your own.

    39 min

  4. 03/14/2021

    Technological Deep Dive Part 2

    Jane and Bailey continue their technological deep dive, first dipping their toes into the revealing world of LinkedIn. They parse through Dave's resume, dissecting his high school experience and jobs he's held. Bailey has a surprising lead in the form of her friend Lenny, who works at Verizon and confirms much of the communication that's taken place, in addition to shedding some light on some surprising FaceTimes. Oh and also, Dave texted Bailey.

    32 min

  5. 03/07/2021

    Technological Deep Dive Part 1

    Join Jane and Bailey as they further the investigation by digging into Dave's online presence, including his instagram, spotify, and venmo, leading them to a real clue from a jaded bartender, who they will definitely be hitting up soon! Contact with Dave has been made... Special thanks to our key eyewitness Bartender, Lily Sondik. Cover Art by Grace Robinson. Theme song by Brandon Kalm sung by Audrey Wilson.  Let us know if you’ve got any tips, leads, or love criminals of your own.

    26 min

  6. 02/28/2021

    Friends & Family

    Bailey and Jane dig in deeper with the investigation, interviewing Dave's bandmate, teammate, and roommate. His family declined to comment, but did go on an incredible Italian vacation years ago. We discuss. Special thanks to friends of Dave and friends of the pod Drexton Clemons, Jordan McDonald, and Vico Ortiz. Cover Art by Grace Robinson. Theme song by Brandon Kalm sung by Audrey Wilson.  Let us know if you’ve got any tips, leads, or love criminals of your own.  Links: "Something Like That" By Tim McGraw (A pretty good country song!) "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell (from Bailey's cat insta video and an 80's pop classic) 21 Trailer (A fun movie! referenced with Rob- Rob you should watch it)

    25 min

  7. 02/21/2021

    Romantic History

    Take a deep dive into Bailey's memory as she recounts the romantic history of her and Dave including first date, meeting of the friends, exploration and analysis of "the big six" holidays to spend with a SO, and more. With Jane's expert prodding and attention to detail, they uncover some new clues and breakup theories.  You can find us on instagram @LoveCriminal_thepod or email us at lovecriminalthepod@gmail.com Cover Art by Grace Robinson Theme song by Brandon Kalm sung by Audrey Wilson.  Let us know if you’ve got any tips, leads, or love criminals of your own.

    42 min

  8. 02/14/2021

    The Breakup Call

    Jane and Bailey reopen the investigation of Bailey’s three month relationship with Dave from 2019. Get the relationship basics, experience the confusing and maddening breakup call, and join them as they open the pandora’s box of why the three-month "relationship," or this one in particular, never seems to work out.  Special thanks to Brandon Kalm, the only man we trust to give voice to Dave. You can find us on instagram @LoveCriminal_thepod or email us at  lovecriminalthepod@gmail.com. Cover Art by Grace Robinson Theme song by Brandon Kalm sung by Audrey Wilson.  Let us know if you’ve got any tips, leads, or love criminals of your own.

    16 min

  9. TRAILER

    Love Criminal Teaser: Coming Valentine's Day 2021

    Bailey enlists the help of her friend Jane to open up the 2019 investigation into her broken heart after Dave, a Greenpoint musician, dumped her seemingly out of nowhere. With hindsight, hours of free time during the pandemic, and new resources, they hope to discover the true source of the breakup and find the ever elusive closure for Bailey, and perhaps for all women, who have experienced the sudden end to a relationship before it could really begin— by a Love Criminal.

    2 min

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Bailey enlists the help of her friend Jane to open up the 2019 investigation into her broken heart after Dave, a Greenpoint musician, dumped her seemingly out of nowhere. With hindsight, hours of free time during the pandemic, and new resources, they hope to discover the true source of the breakup and find the ever elusive closure for Bailey, and perhaps for all women, who have experienced the sudden end to a relationship before it could really begin— by a Love Criminal.

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  • Creator
    Kat Belinfante and Jennifer Zahlit
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2023 Love Criminal
  • Show Website
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