Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson

Ohtani Johnson

Every Thursday, Ohtani Johnson speaks on the random topics that pass through his wandering mind. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll make sure your mom isn't listening.

  1. 04/28/2022

    Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 31

    WERE BACK YOU SLUTTY LIL SLUTS! After a 3 month hiatus Ohtani is back to being bois! What the f**k i have been up to: moved into new place with the gf (2:00), I am a peloton whore now (6:30), trips i went on to Jackson Hole, LA, SLC (9:00) Coachella recap (20:00) Some Current Events: There's a war going on (38:00), Johnny Depp vs. Amber Turd (41:00), Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian update (48:00) SEGMENTS Horny Corner: US Population (53:00) Be Bois Moment (56:00)

  2. 12/09/2021

    Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 30

    Hello you holiday slutty bois and girls! I recorded a back to back pod! REJOICE! I am boosted up and ready to attack the world (1:00) The Legend of El Guapo: My HS Bong (8:00) Jack in the Box and Del Taco Combinaysh (17:00) Buying things of a new apartment is far too adult for ya boi (24:00) Ohtani answers YOUR questions (28:00) SEGMENTS Horny Corner: Jussie Smollet (44:00) Be Bois Moment of the Week (48:00) Ohtani's Oopsies: I Ruined the Cuomo Brothers (50:00)

  3. 12/02/2021

    Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 29

    Oh shit.... ya boi is back after a month off! Excuse the acoustics in the new studio in Tahoe! It's Episode 29 and we talking topics that do be hitting! What I've been up to and the pains of moving (1:00) Thanksgiving and blacking out with your homies the night before (8:00) 2 (or 4) weeks of news in 2 minutes (13:30) Christmas Movie Tiers (15:30) Spotify Wrapped (26:00) The Bachelor and Bachelorette System is Broken. Love isn't Real (30:00) SEGMENTS Horny Corner: The Cuomo's (34:00) Be Bois Moment of the Week (36:00) Ohtani's Oopsies: Michigan beating the Buckeyes (39:00)

  4. 11/04/2021

    Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 28

    WE BACK YOU SLUTS! It's episode 28 and were getting dirty! Outside Lands 2021 Recap (1:00) 2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (22:00) People who celebrate Christmas too early should be euthanized (24:00) Pete Davison once again out kicks his coverage (30:00) I am announcing resignation from Public Accounting (35:00) Me and the bois are going to destroy Cancun (41:00) SEGMENTS Horny Corner: The Voyeurs (45:00) Be Bois Moment: Precipitation (50:00)

  5. 10/14/2021

    Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 27

    Whaddup you slutty lil fighter jets! Its episode 27 and JP is back with vengeance!!! Sorry forgot an intro hehe Fleet Week Recap (1:00) The Zodiac Killer is Gary and JP LOVES him (9:00) John Gruden is racist and we all saw it coming (14:00) We got way too political about Kyrie's anti-vax stance (21:00) Celestial Update: Our Thoughts on what's going on in Space (28:00) Steve Harwell, lead singer of Smash Mouth, is a quitter (34:00) SEGMENTS Horny Corner: DC Comics (41:00) Be Bois Moment of the Week (46:00)

  6. 10/07/2021

    Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 26

    Whaddup Whaddup you SLAGSSS! Its time for the episode 26 aka the birthday pod! Nothing really special about it just you know... the 26th one. Trip to Austin, ACL and a ruined birthday surprise (1:00) 2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (8:30) Kids in Africa Living In an Alternate Sports Reality (11:00) Pets Die, Veterinarians Are Sick F***s (16:00) Ohtani Told You So: OSU 1H Spread is soooooo back (24:00) SEGMENTS Horny Corner: URBAN MEYER (27:00) Be Bois Moment of the Week (33:00)

  7. 09/23/2021

    Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 25

    My slutty little children! I'm back again... with episode 25 BABY! Creeps who paint/draw other people on public transportation gotta stop (2:00) 2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (8:00) Parents are SO desperate for our attention (10:00) I wish I was MGK and/or Travis Barker but I'm gonna pretend I'm mad about it (17:00) Alex Murdaugh Story is very f****d but Hollywood is foaming at the mouth for the script (23:00) SEGMENTS Horny Corner: Lane Kiffin (30:00) Be Bois Moment of the Week (36:00) Ohtani's Opties: OSU 1H Spread (40:00)

  8. 09/09/2021

    Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 24

    Welcome back you slutty babou's! We be back delivering the content you crave! Wedding SZN and I am the MVP (1:00) Breaking News Update from the Past 2 weeks (12:00) SPORTZ! OSU 1st half spread is the best thing since sliced bread (14:00) NFL and RedZone are back and here's some tips to enjoy it properly (19:00) Not SPORTZ!  Ohtani's Top 5 Drummer's of All Time (29:00) SEGMENTS Horny Corner: Honey Boo Boo's Boyfriend (37:00) Be Bois Update: Bill Clinton... sort of (40:00) Bachelor in Paradise vs. FBoy Island (45:00)

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Every Thursday, Ohtani Johnson speaks on the random topics that pass through his wandering mind. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll make sure your mom isn't listening.

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  • Creator
    Ohtani Johnson
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    32
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson
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