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Do you want football stats, analysis and unbiased reporting? Well you have come to the WRONG place my friend. We call it like we see it and sometimes how we remember it, as we celebrate football without trying to blow anyone's tiny mind. Truly, a No Nonsense Podcast

    Old Trafford Falls, Arsenal Have Done All They Can, Mbappé's Goodbye, Moyes to Ireland?

    Old Trafford Falls, Arsenal Have Done All They Can, Mbappé's Goodbye, Moyes to Ireland?

    In yet another summing up of the season, Old Trafford literally caved in around Ten Hag's Man United as Arsenal saw off their last "top 6" challenge of the season.

    In a title race that's tighter than ever, it's never felt so hopeless. As Arsenal's near perfect record doesn't look like it will be enough to stop the Man City machine. But you can't say they didn't give it a good go!

    Kylian Mbappé officially said his goodbyes to PSG, putting an end to the most well known secret in football history.

    With West Ham deciding that good isn't good enough, David Moyes is on the way out, and we have the PERFECT job for him if he's looking.
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    • 47 min
    Tuchel Screwed Tuchel, Project Mbappe's Findings, Hummels Last Hurrah | Patreon Preview

    Tuchel Screwed Tuchel, Project Mbappe's Findings, Hummels Last Hurrah | Patreon Preview

    After missing our chance to record earlier in the week we briefly catch up on the Casemiro character assasination by Jamie Carragher after Man United's 4-0 loss to Crystal Palace.

    We then get into the meat of the episode, our little glimpse into this weeks Ultra's only European episode.

    We cover the Bayern downfall which may have been spurred on by some bizarre man management choices from outgoing coach Thomas Tuchel as Real Madrid's clutch on the Champions League refuses to loosen.

    Dortmund are in the final and for a lot of the team it's now or never.

    The PSG experiment officially comes to an end as project give it to Mbappé fails to get past the CL semi finals.

    In the rest of the episode available over on our Patreon we also cover the curious case of Harry Kane's legacy, the incredible story of Bayer NeverLosin and much more!

    We'll be back to our regular 2 episode a week schedule from next week!
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    • 31 min
    Carragher Visits the Yellow Wall, Sancho Shines, Madrid's Year? | Patreon Preview

    Carragher Visits the Yellow Wall, Sancho Shines, Madrid's Year? | Patreon Preview

    The greatest Champion's League of all time continues with some more top notch knockout games.

    Real Madrid looked as unstoppable as ever while Bayern also looked pretty damn good in a 2-2 draw, if only it weren't for that darn Kim Min-jae says Tuchel.

    Dortmund won the home leg against PSG thanks to a  goal from the young as ever  Füllkrug and a star performance from Jadon Sancho. Another blight on Ten Hag's man management?

    Jamie Carragher did some investigative journalism as he sampled the Yellow Wall and all of its many alcoholic delights.

    On the rest of the Ultra's only episode over on our Patreon we also cover the Europa League semi finals, Aston Villa's surprising defeat to Olympiakos in the Conference League, and a Chelsea Spurs game where Tottenham were once again lax dealing with set pieces.
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    * A full archive of our bonus content in one handy to find spot!

    • 33 min
    Salah Scorched Earth, Arsenal Survive the Derby, Golden Boy Raya, Man Utd Salary Cap Clear Out

    Salah Scorched Earth, Arsenal Survive the Derby, Golden Boy Raya, Man Utd Salary Cap Clear Out

    It's everyones favourite time of the season where things become MATHEMATICALLY CONFIRMED.

    Liverpool look officially out of the title race after a 2-2 draw with West Ham which saw yet another incredible moment of inept refereeing and a Salah and Klopp sideline bust up.

    Arsenal got through a North London Derby with a 3-2 win over Tottenham. But despite being 3-0 up at half time and some easy set piece goals, a combo of poor refereeing and a blunder from David Raya almost gifted the game to Spurs.

    An introduction of a Premier League salary cap seems to have raised some alarm bells in Manchester as Man United almost instantly put the word out that EVERYONE is for sale this summer.

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    • 1 hr 2 min
    Liverpool Probably Lose the League, Chelsea Prove They Are Cole Palmer FC, Are Everton Stuck At This Level? | Patreon Preview

    Liverpool Probably Lose the League, Chelsea Prove They Are Cole Palmer FC, Are Everton Stuck At This Level? | Patreon Preview

    It looks all but over for Liverpool as a dejected Klopp sighed after they lost to Merseyside rivals Everton for the first time in Goodison Park in 13 years.

    Where has it all gone wrong for Liverpool? Can Klopp really have any blame for Nunez missing 1 on 1's?

    Pochettino but his foot in his mouth by announcing this Arsenal game was a chance for his squad to prove they are not just 'Cole Palmer FC'...oh dear.

    A great win for Everton see's them all but mathematically safe from relegation this year, but are Everton doomed to play Dyche-ball in relegation battles for the rest of their days.

    In the rest of the episode available on Patreon, we speak on Xavi changing his mind and sticking with Barcelona, and the rise of La Liga fixtures in the good Ol' US of A.
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    • 23 min
    Man United's Worst Win Ever, Nottingham Forest Explore Their Options, Antony Doesn't Get It, Pep's Passionate Plea

    Man United's Worst Win Ever, Nottingham Forest Explore Their Options, Antony Doesn't Get It, Pep's Passionate Plea

    Man United gifted us yet another fixture of madness, this time giving up a 3-0 lead to almost lose 4-3 to Coventry in the FA Cup semi final

    In the midst of the most embarrassing win in history, only one man was celebrating which begs the question, does Antony know who he's playing for?

    Man City also made their way past the FA Cup semi final, with a 1-0 victory over Chelsea after a Nicholas Jackson disaster-class. But with 120 minutes played midweek, Pep Guardiola made sure to voice his displeasure after the game.

    With Liverpool and Arsenal back on top of the league, things weren't so simple down at the bottom of the table as Everton won the deduction derby vs Nottingham Forest after not 1, not 2 but 3 penalty shouts at the hands of Ashley Young. Nottingham have seen enough and now they've lost their patience with the PGMOL.

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    • 1 hr 1 min

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