No Nonsense

No Nonsense
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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

  1. Arsenal's Destiny, Bruno POTS, Chelsea's Huddle, Doctor Liverpool

    5H AGO

    Arsenal's Destiny, Bruno POTS, Chelsea's Huddle, Doctor Liverpool

    Teenage Kicks! A boy with the world at his feet! 16 and loving it! That is SCENES! As Peter Drury desperately tried to find the right iconic commentary line to describe Max Dowman's goal against Everton, it did feel like THE moment that decides Arsenal's title winning season. The real story of the week came from one of the more bizarre moments in Premier League history as referee Paul Tierney stood directly in the middle of Chelsea's ball worshipping huddle. Enter Linkedin Liam Rosenior. In a season without much unstoppable goalscorers, could Bruno Fernandes be in with a shout for Premier League Player of the Season. In maybe their worst result of the season, Liverpool managed to drop points to the forever spiralling Spurs, thanks to a late equaliser from relegation Richarlison. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    57 min
  2. Vamos Valverde, Kinsky Shaming, Iran Out of World Cup?

    5D AGO

    Vamos Valverde, Kinsky Shaming, Iran Out of World Cup?

    Ah some midweek Champion's League. This is nice isn't it. Just a bit of a break from it all. A bad week to be a greatest league in the world guy as not a single Premier League side managed a win in the first knockout leg in Europe, with some teams even getting a right hammering. Man City and Real Madrid renewed their rivalry, although this time the star of the show was Federico Valverde who had probably the (half) game of his life. Things went from worst to even worse somehow for Spurs as they were hammered 5-2 by Atletico Madrid after a disastrous first 14 minutes from goalkeeper Antonín Kinský. Liverpool also lost to Galatasary with Arsenal and Newcastle managing 1-1 draws. In other news the world is on fire and one of the teams heading to the World Cup is currently at full blown war with the hosts. With some word breaking during the week that Iran will not be attending the tournament they qualified for. You'll be absolutley SHOCKED to hear who is potentially lined up to take their place. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    49 min
  3. Anyone But Arsenal, Give it Carrick? Tudor Slams Ref, World War 3

    MAR 3

    Anyone But Arsenal, Give it Carrick? Tudor Slams Ref, World War 3

    As Arsenal set pieced their way past Chelsea, you could feel the resentment rising across Premier League fans. Is it time for Arsenal to accept they are the baddies? Another win for Man United in typical Man United fashion means Michael Carrick is still unbeaten as manager. You have to give him the job if you are the United board...right? Spurs manager Igor Tudor has described his latest fire fighting job as his toughest task yet, and he also has some words for the referee after their loss to Fulham. Is it really happening? Have we entered World War 3? Will it be broadcasted entirely on Kick? Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    1h 8m
  4. Performative Arsenal, Spurs Despair, Mexico Has Fallen, Irish Pitch Up in Smoke

    FEB 24

    Performative Arsenal, Spurs Despair, Mexico Has Fallen, Irish Pitch Up in Smoke

    Just as it was starting to look a bit ropey for Arsenal at the top of the league, Doctor Tottenham arrives and gives them the boost of confidence they need. Even with a pretty convincing win, one of the main talking points coming out of the game was just how aware Arsenal and especially Declan Rice are of the eyes of the footballing world being on them. Spurs look worse than ever, and with the injury list and attitudes at the club showing no sign of improvement, could relegation actually happen? Preperation for the most cursed World Cup of all time continues, as cities in host country Mexico are now under hostile cartel control, including the city which could potentially host Ireland, if we make it. Speaking of Ireland, did you hear the one about the brand new €500,000 pitch that was set on fire seconds after being unveiled? Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    1h 3m
  5. Ireland Vs Israel, Ronaldo on Strike, "Game's Gone"

    FEB 18

    Ireland Vs Israel, Ronaldo on Strike, "Game's Gone"

    Surely you'll forgive us for not bringing you the latest results and action from the FA Cup 4th round on Valentines weekend! Is the game actually gone? Does that phrase actually even mean anything? Has the game ever been here? Ireland were drawn against Israel in their Nation's League group just weeks after we made a statement saying Israel should be kicked out of contention for international tournaments. What happens now? And what are the chances of this game being drawn...we have our theories. Cristiano Ronaldo was on strike for a few weeks due to his PIF owned club not showing enough ambition against the other PIF owned clubs in the Saudi league. He does know it's all fake right?  Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    43 min
  6. The Files, Frank's Spurs Spiral, City Close Gap?

    FEB 11

    The Files, Frank's Spurs Spiral, City Close Gap?

    Don't worry about all those emails and PDF's you saw that confirm everything is true. Just block it out and stick on the Premier League. Ah that's better. Man City closed the gap at the top of the table from 6 to 6 points with a dramatic last gasp winner over Liverpool. However we can't help but feel like this is actually going to mean anything come the end of the season. At the time of recording Thomas Frank was still in a job at Spurs although it felt obvious that he wasn't long for the Tottenham world after some brutally true statements in press conferences. Cathal's fantasy football season crumbles right before his eyes live on the pod. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    59 min
  7. Man United Beat Arsenal, Keane and Carrick's Beef, Liverpool Look 'Tired'

    JAN 27

    Man United Beat Arsenal, Keane and Carrick's Beef, Liverpool Look 'Tired'

    For the first time since Arsene Wenger was manager, Man United danced in the Emirates as they beat Arsenal 3-2. As Arsenal fans booed their quad bound top of everything team at full time, it did feel like it's turning blood. The Michael Carrick question grows exponentially with every win, but Roy Keane isn't impressed, and it's time to get to the bottom of why. Liverpool lost 3-2 with the last kick of the game against Bournemouth. As calls came from Liverpool fans to get Arne Slot out, this game had some moments where it looked like the Liverpool players might be starting to think the same. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    45 min
  8. AFCON Carnage, Man United are BACK, Will there be a World Cup?

    JAN 20

    AFCON Carnage, Man United are BACK, Will there be a World Cup?

    One of the most controversial finals of all time capped off this years AFCON as Senegal beat Morocco after a 20 minute walk off, the worst penalty maybe ever, brawls in the stands and on the pitch, the referee being blocked from getting to the VAR monitor and a swarm of ball boys desperately scratching and clawing their way to the Senegal goalkeepers towel. "Get the contract out, put it on the table, let him write whatever number he want's on it, after what he's done since he's been here. Carrick's at the wheel man Man United are back!" Man United managed to give Man City one of the most convincing beatings they've recieved since Pep Guardiola arrived a decade ago. Was this a Michael Carrick masterclass? A sign that Pep is checked out? Or just the usual Man United hitting Man City on the break game that seems to happen so often. As we inch closer to Ireland's World Cup playoffs in March, the world feels like it's inching closer to all out war. Please, just leave it until after the summer! Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    53 min
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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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  • Creator
    No Nonsense
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    299
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    © 2026 No Nonsense
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