No Nonsense

No Nonsense
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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

  1. City are Feeling It, Arsenal Treble Gone, The World Cup CAN'T Happen

    3D AGO

    City are Feeling It, Arsenal Treble Gone, The World Cup CAN'T Happen

    The FA Cup semi finals are set as Man City storm to what looks like another domestic trophy, while Arsenal on the other hand seem to be feeling the pressure as the run in continues. Man City absolutely hammered Liverpool, with Cherki and Semenyo balling out of control and a hat trick from Haaland. Arsenal crashed out against Southampton 2-1 in yet another game that will have alarm bells ringing for Arsenal fans. Chelsea put Port Vale to the sword with 7 goals, but actually didn't look all that impressive. Behind the scenes, Liam Rosenior has had to put a stamp of authority on the team after Enzo Fernandes confirmed to the world that our Real Madrid theory is true. As Trump's posts get more deranged and the threats get more specific, every week the World Cup looks more and more like a non runner. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    56 min
  2. Ireland's Party's Over, We're Going Home

    MAR 28

    Ireland's Party's Over, We're Going Home

    After what felt like an eternity to come, Ireland's semi-final playoff game against Czechica came and went in a whirlwind of tackles, goals, and what-if moments. We grimly carry out the post-mortem of Ireland's World Cup dream as we look at the future of this team and football as a whole in Ireland. We explore our sorrow, our love, and our pride for one of the best damn countries in the world. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    1h 5m
  3. City Win Carabao Cup, The Kepa Condundrum, Welcome to Hell (Spurs)

    MAR 24

    City Win Carabao Cup, The Kepa Condundrum, Welcome to Hell (Spurs)

    Man City seemed to be enjoying themselves out there as they watched Arsenal stand like statues in their box waiting to be pressed before they lost 2-0. Arteta and Arsenal got it all wrong tactically, and there is an arguement that they got their goalkeeper selection wrong also as backup keeper Kepa gifted City the opening goal. Spurs welcomed Nottingham Forest to the fortress that is Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, with flares and motivational videos aplenty...they then lost 3-0. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    42 min
  4. Arsenal's Destiny, Bruno POTS, Chelsea's Huddle, Doctor Liverpool

    MAR 18

    Arsenal's Destiny, Bruno POTS, Chelsea's Huddle, Doctor Liverpool

    Teenage Kicks! A boy with the world at his feet! 16 and loving it! That is SCENES! As Peter Drury desperately tried to find the right iconic commentary line to describe Max Dowman's goal against Everton, it did feel like THE moment that decides Arsenal's title winning season. The real story of the week came from one of the more bizarre moments in Premier League history as referee Paul Tierney stood directly in the middle of Chelsea's ball worshipping huddle. Enter Linkedin Liam Rosenior. In a season without much unstoppable goalscorers, could Bruno Fernandes be in with a shout for Premier League Player of the Season. In maybe their worst result of the season, Liverpool managed to drop points to the forever spiralling Spurs, thanks to a late equaliser from relegation Richarlison. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    57 min
  5. Vamos Valverde, Kinsky Shaming, Iran Out of World Cup?

    MAR 13

    Vamos Valverde, Kinsky Shaming, Iran Out of World Cup?

    Ah some midweek Champion's League. This is nice isn't it. Just a bit of a break from it all. A bad week to be a greatest league in the world guy as not a single Premier League side managed a win in the first knockout leg in Europe, with some teams even getting a right hammering. Man City and Real Madrid renewed their rivalry, although this time the star of the show was Federico Valverde who had probably the (half) game of his life. Things went from worst to even worse somehow for Spurs as they were hammered 5-2 by Atletico Madrid after a disastrous first 14 minutes from goalkeeper Antonín Kinský. Liverpool also lost to Galatasary with Arsenal and Newcastle managing 1-1 draws. In other news the world is on fire and one of the teams heading to the World Cup is currently at full blown war with the hosts. With some word breaking during the week that Iran will not be attending the tournament they qualified for. You'll be absolutley SHOCKED to hear who is potentially lined up to take their place. Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    49 min
  6. Anyone But Arsenal, Give it Carrick? Tudor Slams Ref, World War 3

    MAR 3

    Anyone But Arsenal, Give it Carrick? Tudor Slams Ref, World War 3

    As Arsenal set pieced their way past Chelsea, you could feel the resentment rising across Premier League fans. Is it time for Arsenal to accept they are the baddies? Another win for Man United in typical Man United fashion means Michael Carrick is still unbeaten as manager. You have to give him the job if you are the United board...right? Spurs manager Igor Tudor has described his latest fire fighting job as his toughest task yet, and he also has some words for the referee after their loss to Fulham. Is it really happening? Have we entered World War 3? Will it be broadcasted entirely on Kick? Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    1h 8m
  7. Performative Arsenal, Spurs Despair, Mexico Has Fallen, Irish Pitch Up in Smoke

    FEB 24

    Performative Arsenal, Spurs Despair, Mexico Has Fallen, Irish Pitch Up in Smoke

    Just as it was starting to look a bit ropey for Arsenal at the top of the league, Doctor Tottenham arrives and gives them the boost of confidence they need. Even with a pretty convincing win, one of the main talking points coming out of the game was just how aware Arsenal and especially Declan Rice are of the eyes of the footballing world being on them. Spurs look worse than ever, and with the injury list and attitudes at the club showing no sign of improvement, could relegation actually happen? Preperation for the most cursed World Cup of all time continues, as cities in host country Mexico are now under hostile cartel control, including the city which could potentially host Ireland, if we make it. Speaking of Ireland, did you hear the one about the brand new €500,000 pitch that was set on fire seconds after being unveiled? Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    1h 3m
  8. Ireland Vs Israel, Ronaldo on Strike, "Game's Gone"

    FEB 18

    Ireland Vs Israel, Ronaldo on Strike, "Game's Gone"

    Surely you'll forgive us for not bringing you the latest results and action from the FA Cup 4th round on Valentines weekend! Is the game actually gone? Does that phrase actually even mean anything? Has the game ever been here? Ireland were drawn against Israel in their Nation's League group just weeks after we made a statement saying Israel should be kicked out of contention for international tournaments. What happens now? And what are the chances of this game being drawn...we have our theories. Cristiano Ronaldo was on strike for a few weeks due to his PIF owned club not showing enough ambition against the other PIF owned clubs in the Saudi league. He does know it's all fake right?  Support the show Want to support us and also get some sweet bonus exclusive pods? Head to patreon.com/nononsensepod where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus Episodes! Midweek games, European games, it's all there folks! * A 20+ episode mini-pod called After The Nonsense where we chat everything except football * A full archive of all our bonus content in one handy to find spot! ____ Retro Kits! Want a retro kit to show off your ball knowledge. Use this link and support the show! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you https://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/?ref=nwuyn2q&cid=

    43 min
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Perfecting the art of the take on football with no frills and no cares.

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  • Creator
    No Nonsense
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    302
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    © 2026 No Nonsense
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