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Reminisce about 2000s Aussie kids television with two white teenagers.

Episodes

  1. 03/26/2021

    Choo Choo Choo Choo Choo

    Rev W Awdry surely didn't intend for Thomas the Tank to be such a massive meme.

  2. 03/26/2021

    Son of Stefan

    If the son of Stefan is called Stefan, then Stefan's son is also called Stefan

  3. 03/26/2021

    Open Wide and Scream at the Horrors of the Rocket Clock

    PLAY SCHOOL IS NOT CONTROVERSIAL

  4. 03/26/2021

    Shirley looks like a Large Cloud

    Shaun the Sheep is too British for our own good

  5. 03/26/2021

    Yellow Jelly Squad with Other Person, Meredith Opulence, Thingo

    Well this happened.

  6. 03/23/2021

    Can Of Snails with Meredith Opulence, Little Miss Cabbage Patch Doll and Blake Wilkins

    ---EPISODE FOUR--- This week, Ryan and Blake delve into the wonders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss universe. They explore umbrellas, feather dusters and tin cans while doing the mashed potato and murdering an innocent moist towelette. Blake also envigorated his lettuce, while Ryan takes a short nap, Sleeping Beauty style. Invited guests included Oprah Winfrey, Attorney-General Christian Porter and Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes. Winfrey was opening a bakerie in San Luis Obispo, while Porter was on stress leave. Colonel Klink couldn't be contacted, as the show ended 30 years ago, and the war 80 years ago. We then attempted to contact Sen. Eric Abetz, but decided not to, as that would be worse.

  7. 03/23/2021

    Strawberry Ice Queen with Meredith Opulence, Vienetta Vanstone and Blake Wilkins

    ---EPISODE FIVE--- Blake and Ryan discuss the legendary, magical adventure funfetti explosion that is Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom. They discuss the healing powers of magic jelly and compare TV animations to a core foundation of John Howard's Prime Ministership. Blake again decides not to drink Jeremy's homebrew fermented kombucha (Demon Juice) and Ryan realises that croissants are actually in contravention of the Holy Bible. Three men whose families hail from the Greek island of Kastellorizo (Elijah Kanganas, Basil Zempilas and the Kailis guy) were invited, as was former UN Secretary-General Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Unfortunately the Kastellorizans had better places to be and Boutros-Ghali died five years ago.

  8. 03/16/2021

    Dear Mrs Whistlehead with Meredith Opulence, the Vicar of Dibley and Blake Wilkins

    ---EPISODE TWO--- Ryan and Blake discuss the seminal ABC and BBC show Bottle Top Bill. They realise that Corky is an animated rubbish version of the platypus, being both everything and absolutely nothing at the same time. Blake rediscovers the Way of the Jedi, while Ryan again confirms that anime is boring to most.  Christian Porter was invited to attend, but instead he decided to sue us. Finally everyone's favourite angry puppet, Agro, misses our invite as he's realigning his chakra with rooibos and matcha tea with vegan kombucha, soba noodles and a bundle of bok choy on The Great Ocean Road.

  9. 03/16/2021

    I Have An Inkling with Meredith Opulence, the Ghost of Christmas Wednesday and Blake Wilkins

    ---EPISODE ONE--- In this episode, Blake and Ryan return to podcasting to find out Donald Trump still exists, while still comprehending that one of them is gay (saying which one would be stating the obvious). They discuss weird mating habits, the silver fox, penguins and a dachshund. Blake realises that khaki is green and not yellow, while Ryan constructs a 41-doll Babooshka set, only to decide to burn it for firewood. Malcolm Turnbull was supposed to be continuing his Farnhamesque book tour in the Ward Building with us, but he was in Adelaide. At least you've got the wine, otherwise you may as well come to Perth, with slightly more culture and slightly more ego.

  10. 03/05/2021

    Light The Little Light with Meredith Opulence, Buranovskiye Babooshki and Blake Wilkins

    ---EPISODE THREE--- Ryan and Blake discuss the seminal BBC drama In the Night Garden, trains, stones and marketwomen of the Serengeti. Blake plays with a fluorescent lime-green toy racecar, while Ryan relives his years of embarrassingly obsessing over Makka Pakka.  Former British PM Theresa May was invited on the program, as was Humpty Dumpty, but their aides and independent sources told us they'd cracked under pressure.

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Reminisce about 2000s Aussie kids television with two white teenagers.

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  • Creator
    Well Well Well Inc.
  • Years Active
    2021
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Well Well Well Inc.
  • Show Website
    The Crackle