Unwise Girls

Jacqueline and Jane
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Jane and Jacqueline, the Unwise Girls, are reading through all of Rick Riordan's mythology-based book series, from Percy Jackson to Magnus Chase and everything in-between. Jacqueline's read a lot of these, and Jane's read just a couple, so have fun on the journey with us!

  1. MAR 27

    236: Yank-Brained ( + an important announcement!)

    The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 18 to 23 This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss boycotting Spotify (https://bdsmovement.net/boycott-spotify) and how we will no longer be publishing episodes on there. I'm not sure anything else we do in this episode really qualifies as..... "discussion," but I still hope that you enjoy. Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 24 to 29! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    50 min

  2. MAR 20

    235: Nihilism Percy

    The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 12 to 17 Get wet or get even! This week on Unwise Girls we discuss the little details that Riordan can explore now that he isn't tying himself to the railroad tracks of road trip adventure stories, your boss's nepo baby cringeteen, Percy's complete failure to do anything but protect the status quo, the post-2020 doldrums, fun new parent-child dynamics, and Jane's favorite ever television show. Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 18 to 23! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    47 min

  3. MAR 13

    234: The Beach That Makes You Young

    The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 6 to 11 The Senior Year Adventures stay strong as we enter full nostalgia mode in the Chuck E. Cheese from hell. This week on Unwise Girls we discuss nostalgia trips, sliding timescales but like very literally, healing Sally Jackson's character, child safety locks, the Boomer debacle, and... implied framing devices? In my Percy Jackson book? Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 12 to 17! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    52 min

  4. MAR 6

    233: He Wants His Special Cup

    The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 1 to 5 Maybe it isn't so over. Maybe we really can be so f*****g back. This week on Unwise Girls, we let optimism back in the room and embrace her as we finally kick back into Percy Jackson mode with The Senior Year Adventures. What will Percy, Annabeth and Grover get up to this time? We'll discuss that and more, so listen on!!! Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 6 to 11! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (bsky.app/profile/unwisegirls.bsky.social) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    54 min

  5. FEB 27

    232: ...Now Zane Carver is Our Best Friend?

    Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo, Demigods of Olympus, Camp Jupiter Classified: A Probatio's Journal, and Un Natale Mezzosangue Boy, is that a mouthful! And we've got more than a mouthful of stories for you this week, folks. Here at Unwise Girls Inc., we've decided to really clean up our act and cover all the miscellaneous little stories we've left in the cracks along the way. That's right, we're covering about a decade's worth of short stories, choose-your-own-adventures, allegedly ghostwritten projects, and Italian treats! Buon Natale. Come back next week for The Chalice of the Gods, ch. 1 to 5! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1h 5m

  6. FEB 13

    231: Friendship Ended With Nico di Angelo...

    The Court of the Dead, ch. 37 to 41 The Court of the Dead is over. Nico di Angelo and his ridiculous little adventures have drawn to a close (for now). So what are we left with in the wake of that? Who will remain? How will we recover? This week on Unwise Girls, we discuss all of the threads that have been left unpulled, every strange character decision, each time Rick Riordan and Mark Oshiro retreat into rote nonsense, and just how perfectly and safely boring this whole thing has been. Sorry! I'm sorry! It's just true!!!! Come back next week for ... something? Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    1h 13m

  7. FEB 6

    230: Conditions of Absolute Reality

    The Court of the Dead, ch. 32 to 36 This week on Unwise Girls we discuss the problem with holding your cacodemon in public, total world-shattering changes to the status quo (and the best way to reverse them within 5 chapters!), Nico dabbling with plurality, short-lived judges, twins of a certain quality, and more! Come back next week for The Court of the Dead, ch. 37 to 41! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    49 min

  8. JAN 30

    229: Don't Call Them Monsters, Bro!

    The Court of the Dead, ch. 27 to 31 This week on Unwise Girls we discuss the matter of minions, uncomplicated teenage sexuality, justice for thee but not for me, mothers from the mom factory, the line that won't be crossed within the Riordanverse, some pretty good bits, and how the gods have always been really good and supportive parents who are just trying their best. Come back next week for The Court of the Dead, ch. 32 to 36! Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls) Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls) Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d) Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn). Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147) This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    52 min
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Jane and Jacqueline, the Unwise Girls, are reading through all of Rick Riordan's mythology-based book series, from Percy Jackson to Magnus Chase and everything in-between. Jacqueline's read a lot of these, and Jane's read just a couple, so have fun on the journey with us!

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  • Creator
    Jacqueline and Jane
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    247
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jacqueline and Jane
  • Show Website
    Unwise Girls