Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

Duck Logic
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Podcast-y talk you'd expect, with something extra--- comedy sketches, bits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.

  1. "Can you catch your own worm?"

    2D AGO

    "Can you catch your own worm?"

    Episode 196: Jim disposes of a dead cat. Walter’s dog dies. The dead old lady on the living room floor. Tim learns to “sidle.” Cinco de Mayo drink specials. And a one-eyed yoga guy. Then kid surgeons. Kooties. Chickens that go both ways. A one-hit wonder begs for attention. And “Walking Dead, the Musical.” Plus, a little bit more. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

    28 min
  2. "They're cooling their testicles."

    APR 28

    "They're cooling their testicles."

    Episode 195: Jim deals with a squirrel. The nastiness of nature. The guys discover “splooting.” Cereal commercials. The Rock. Pooping at the all-you-can-eat buffet to “make more room.” Kids hiding in walls. Chicago steak joints. And Dave Matthew’s tour bus dumps a load on tourists.  THEN: A souped-up recliner. Scented candles for real men. Questionable Duck Logic merch. Talking through tubes. And it’s about time for a new conspiracy. Plus, a little bit more. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

    29 min
  3. "People can't afford hitmen anymore."

    APR 21

    "People can't afford hitmen anymore."

    Episode 194: Hitler gets his driver’s license. Phlegm. Hitmen. And Tim eats moldy food. Then: party in sad bars. Make Your Kids Suffer at Your Job day. Humidity. Shoddy builders. Strange thoughts from Tim. And painfully soft toilet paper. Plus, a few more things. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

    27 min
  4. Ooops! All Talking! #14: "A half naked lady with clown makeup on."

    APR 14 ·  BONUS

    Ooops! All Talking! #14: "A half naked lady with clown makeup on."

    FIRST: Jim does some wacky visual jokes on an audio-only podcast. The guys congratulate Dave on yet another “D-Day” or “Dave Day” mulling over various famous Dave’s and the need to start a concert in support of Dave’s: Dave-aid. Then they try and write new mottos and adages.   THEN: Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt reveal the news that Ringling Brothers Circus, after removing their animal acts due to cruelty complaints, made their clowns go makeup-less! What kind of world would it be without clowns?! Plus there’s Pagliacci and an old Rice Krispies commercial. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

    17 min
  5. Ooops! All Talking! #13: "Once it gets onto your chest, it won't let go."

    APR 7 ·  BONUS

    Ooops! All Talking! #13: "Once it gets onto your chest, it won't let go."

    FIRST: Jim tells Tim, Dave, and Walt that the famous Chicago Rat Hole (an indentation of a rodent pushed into sidewalk cement) had been filled in!! Tim opens our eyes to the oppression squirrels go through. Walt tells the guys about his neighbor’s pet wild squirrel. And, apparently, Jim had a pet squirrel, too! THEN: Dave, Tim, Jim, and Walt totally improvise their memories of that time they may or may not have had a giant duck head float in Chicago’s 4th of July parade (which isn’t a thing). And Dave walked the parade route on stilts. Or maybe he didn’t. The memories are fuzzy. It could’ve happened. Maybe. Maybe not. They may not have remembered it correctly. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

    18 min
  6. Ooops! All Talking! #12: "We're going to throw apples at their heads."

    MAR 31 ·  BONUS

    Ooops! All Talking! #12: "We're going to throw apples at their heads."

    FIRST: Dave, Jim, Tim, and Walt explain how the group got its name: “Duck Logic” and Dave talks about the evolution of the duck of their logo. Then Jim abruptly changes the subject to the manly bag he bought online that turned out to be a woman’s purse! And somehow the conversation turns to goiters versus boils.  THEN:  The guys wonder when a buddy becomes a pal and what you have to do to go from a pal to a cohort, chum, ally, or henchman. Then there are sidekicks. And how way too many superheroes were orphans. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

    14 min
  7. Ooops! All Talking #11: "The monkey... what was he peeing into?"

    MAR 24 ·  BONUS

    Ooops! All Talking #11: "The monkey... what was he peeing into?"

    FIRST: Did you know that bears plug up their butts to prepare for hibernation? Walt explains it all to Dave, Tim, and Jim. They go on to “explore” all sorts of bear, butt, and plug possibilities! THEN:  The guys discuss getting a mentalist on the pod. They ask: if you can get debunked, can you get re-bunked? Then the guys get funky. Parliament Funkadelic. The Funky Winkerbean comic strip. The funky bunch. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

    16 min
  8. Ooops! All Talking #10: "Toothbrush. Flip-Flops. Shiv..."

    MAR 17 ·  BONUS

    Ooops! All Talking #10: "Toothbrush. Flip-Flops. Shiv..."

    FIRST: Jim gets spammed with politically incorrect jokes. Naked old men at the gym. Prison myths. And we find out Jim used to call his penis Captain B.B.  THEN:  In honor of St. Paddy's Day, Tim, Jim, and Walt discuss the old classic Irish movie "The Quiet Man." And Tim professes his love for Ireland, not that he's ever been there, because of how it probably smells (like stale beer). Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

    14 min
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Podcast-y talk you'd expect, with something extra--- comedy sketches, bits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.

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