BakerMuse Greatest Hits

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A weekly podcast from the award-winning radio writer and humorist. BakerMuse delves into the mysteries and fascination of everyday life like how to age disgracefully to the 8 instruments that are classified by the government as torture devices.

Episodes

  1. 06/23/2021

    Intervention! Dr. Phil and Charlie the Tuna.

    Sure, Charlie has charmed his way into our hearts with his determination to be recognized as a tuna with good taste.  So he plays the harp, collects modern art, and buys a dog. But he is constantly rejected by Star-Kist.  This episode shows the darker side of Charlie -- the sleepless nights and the desire to be caught, cooked, and stuffed into a tiny can.  So, I have asked Dr. Phil to hold an intervention.  Let's save Charlie.

    4 min

  2. 06/12/2021

    4 Ailments That Don't Have Names. Until now.

    Well, according to scientists there are over 12,420 diseases. Now, this was 10 years ago, so there a lot of new ones that need to be added to the list. Here are 4 common ailments that don't have names.  So, the folks at BakerMuse decided to name them.  So, check out the newly named ailments in BakerMuse #7.

    5 min

  3. 06/03/2021

    Procrastize: Feel better by doing nothing.

    Yes, everyone looks in a mirror at some point and thinks, I can do better than this. Except for Fonzie. Well, based on my experience of attempting to climb a few flights of stairs while carrying groceries, I explored the idea of devising a new kind of workout that would be a lot easier than those video classes where even the bike sweating. So, here is the hottest thing since the thigh master and the horrifying shake weight.  Team BakerMuse.

    5 min

  4. 05/25/2021

    What in the heck happened to the Trivago Guy?

    For a while, the Trivago Guy was everywhere.  He followed me from channel to channel.  I couldn't take it anymore so I hid out on the 24-hour bass fishing channel and even found me there.  This episode takes the crack BakerMuse staff on an investigative journey to find this scruffy-bearded spokesperson and find out why he disappeared. Of course, I may not deliver on this promise. I get sidetracked easily. Squirrel!!

    5 min

  5. 05/18/2021

    A needless survey of annoying instruments

    Since the dawn of humanity, there are some of us who like to dabble in creating musical instruments.   Some of these are sublime like the violin or the flute.  Others cause severe hearing loss and outright disdain.  BakerMuse has cataloged these outrages for you, so you don't have to.  Happy and unhappy listening.

    5 min

  6. 05/04/2021

    Finding the right guy. A guide for women.

    Ah spring has sprung and love is in the air -- long with pollen, dust, mold, and particulates.  So, while you are sneezing, finding the right guy can be problematic.  So, the love doctors at BakerMuse want help.  We are like the ZYRTEC® of romance.  In our much anticipated third podcast, we offer you a guide to selecting the right guy.  It's virtually foolproof.  Frankly, we're surprised no one thought of this before. So, sit back and enjoy.  Soon you will be canoodling with the best of them.

    3 min

  7. 04/18/2021

    The Bakermuse Guide to Flying

    Well, COVID-19 is having a good long run. Apparently COVID-18 was a bust.  Hopefully, we'll soon be getting back into those long metal and carpeted tubes called airlines. Here is BakerMuse's advice on flying in age of COVID.

    6 min

  8. 04/04/2021

    Restaurants to Avoid

    I've always thought that restaurants are the Rodney Dangerfield of the service world. No respect for all those hard-working, overly stressed chefs, waiters, and the poor sap who has to wash the dishes.  Well, this episode is not doing these folks any favors. BakerMuse presents the 10  restaurants to avoid.  It begins with avoiding any restaurant whose mascot is the food you're eating. For example, the rotund pig brandishing a BBQ fork as if he will actually be partaking in pork and ham delights promised  by the menu. The accompanying full blog can be found at https://themartinbaker.com/bakermuse-humor/f/restaurants-to-avoid-a-bakermuse-exclusive Bon appetit.,

    5 min
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A weekly podcast from the award-winning radio writer and humorist. BakerMuse delves into the mysteries and fascination of everyday life like how to age disgracefully to the 8 instruments that are classified by the government as torture devices.

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  • Creator
    Martin Baker
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
    8
  • Rating
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