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Gary and Melissa
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Melissa and Gary are parents who have had a bit too much screen time. Follow along as they watch and review the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous programming for children. Follow them on Instagram @crapkidswatch Intro Music: Siddhartha Corsus “Count Your Blessings” With silly lyrics by: Melissa and Gary

  1. 03/25/2024

    Episode 1 - All that (Tia and Tamera Mowry)

    Melissa and Gary escape the darkness of, "Quiet on the set," and still find time for a Good Burger.

    45 min

  2. 05/13/2023

    Episode 13 - Curious George (Mother's Day Surprise)

    This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get it? Listen and find out!

    29 min

  3. 04/14/2023

    Episode 12 - Steve and Maggie "Spooky Songs and Stories"

    Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling.

    37 min

  4. 03/26/2023

    Episode 11 - Little People "The Junk's Not Trash"

    Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? You'll just have to listen and find out.

    29 min

  5. 02/19/2023

    Episode 10 - Team Umizoomi "Cuckoo Bears"

    Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be math. There will be science. Physics has gone right out the window.

    30 min

  6. 01/21/2023

    Episode 9 - Yo Gabba Gabba! "Shopping"

    Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And even Biz Markie shows up! Come along on our psychedelic trip.

    39 min

  7. 12/30/2022

    Episode 8 - Baymax! "Kiko"

    Melissa and Gary are back! We get satisfied with our service as we travel into the world of Baymax! Back pain, lollipops, and swimming galore.

    20 min

  8. 08/27/2022

    Episode 7 - Octonauts "The Sea Pigs"

    Melissa and Gary dive into the trenches with our good friend, Jenny! What the hell is a sea pig? Professor Jenny teaches us about the pink nightmares, and the Octonauts save the day!

    44 min
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4.9
out of 5
18 Ratings

About

Melissa and Gary are parents who have had a bit too much screen time. Follow along as they watch and review the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous programming for children. Follow them on Instagram @crapkidswatch Intro Music: Siddhartha Corsus “Count Your Blessings” With silly lyrics by: Melissa and Gary

Information

  • Creator
    Gary and Melissa
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    39
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Mongi & Gary, LLC
  • Show Website
    Crap Kids Watch