The Love Lawyers

Liz & Memphis
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Two T14 law students deal with lockdown by drinking a lot and reading lawyer-themed porn.

  1. 01/20/2023

    In which . . . just . . . why is Clippy so erotic? And why are we aroused?

    As promised, we have returned to attack your earbuds and heartbuds with Clippy, the erotic tale of a Microsoft Office Assistant turned horndog. Unless . . . there's a plot twist that causes us to question the entirety of this universe.

    19 min

  2. 01/13/2023

    In which we return from Covid to anger the lord and read...strange pr0n.

    After a long, awful, horrible bout of Covid, your friendly neighbourhood garbage lawyers are back reading horrendously weird smut. There are some weird audio glitches, and we are sorry about that. We're back, baby! Happy New Year!

    27 min

  3. 09/16/2022

    In which the palette cleanser book starts off weird as shit.

    Happy New Season, everyone! This new book is Conquered by Clippy, by Leonard Delaney. Prepare your earholes for whatever the f**k this is.

    35 min

  4. 09/09/2022

    In which DEAR GOD HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?

    Season finale! Hello friends, join us today as we scream into the void about the worst relationship ever. Also we finally made a Patreon. No pressure: https://www.patreon.com/LoveLawyers.

    41 min

  5. 09/02/2022

    In which boy-bonding happens and the bitchwife emerges.

    In this episode, I, Memphis, am vindicated. Our ultimate villain -- the BITCHWIFE -- shows her skanky face. Also a bunch of Star Wars jokes I couldn't figure out if I should cut or not. Enjoy!

    32 min

  6. 08/26/2022

    In which nipples are slipped and someone says "I love you."

    The mystery! The drama! The suspense! Who will spill their heart out? The whiny, needy protagonist who has made zero good decisions since this saga started, or the cold, emotionless douche who does the bare minimum and is praised for it? Find out in this episode!

    34 min

  7. 08/19/2022

    In which working women learn to get on their knees when their boss is angry.

    He did it all for the nookie. Remember kids -- the only thing that can stop a sad lawyer with a grudge is a . . . sexy lawyer with a b*****b? I don't know, it sounded good in my head. I'll come up with something better next week . . . Probably not though.

    29 min

  8. 08/12/2022

    In which MaKayla flashes her *thing* at Matt.

    Matt and Makayla have adult conversations that are mostly Matt putting his fingers inside his girlfriend while she tries to have a serious discussion. Don't worry - she's fixed him. Liz and Memphis start a Dave-related foundation to protect an underserved population.

    30 min
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Two T14 law students deal with lockdown by drinking a lot and reading lawyer-themed porn.

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  • Creator
    Liz & Memphis
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    75
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2021 - The Love Lawyers
  • Show Website
    The Love Lawyers