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  1. Jul 2

    I Liked Hillbilly Vance Better, and Freedom 250: The Saddest Corn Dog in America

    Joey and Sean team up to cover the latest round of Team Blue updates. We’re tracking the $22 billion Trump disclosure featuring meme coins, Binance pardons, and Larry Ellison’s shadow over CBS before pivoting to the tragicomedy that is the Freedom 250 Fair. Find out why tech bros, AI George Washington, and Photoshop can’t save the GOP from the ultimate crowd-size humiliation. Here’s what’s in the blender today: * The $22 Billion Windfall: We kick things off with a massive look at Trump’s latest 2025 financial disclosures. From a casual $14 billion pulled from crypto ventures and licensing meme coins, to a $500 million UAE buy-in and a $400 million “gift” jet from Qatar, we break down how the ultimate art of the self-deal is currently operating at the highest level of government. * The Memory of Watergate: We head over to the Nixon Library to dissect Vice President JD Vance’s recent comments, chortling at the historic scandal that took down a presidency. We trace Vance's fascinating, tragic evolution from a Yale-educated Hillbilly Elegy darling funded by Peter Thiel, who once called his current boss "Hitler" and “human fentanyl”, to a human weather vane whispering sweet nothings to an audience of one. * The Free Press Plot Twist: In a surprising turn of events, we look at the right-leaning Free Press dropping a devastating piece on Trump's deep financial corruption. We play out the inevitable corporate domino effect of what happens when the editor-in-chief of CBS News tries to poke the bear, and why the system treats DC insider trading like a legal perk while a military ranger betting on Kalshi gets instantly dragged down. * Fyre Festival 2.0 (The National Mall Edition): Finally, we wrap up with some high-quality crowd-size mockery at the “Freedom 250” Great American State Fair. It was supposed to be a massive Bicentennial-level blowout; instead, the 1,000 people who actually showed up got peeling columns, power outages, fake AI historical figures, and the single saddest, most depressed corn dog stand in American history. Grab your popcorn (If you’re not at the National Mall) and stay amused; it’s going to be a wild ride. 0:00 Trump's $22 Billion Windfall 3:00 JD Vance Dismisses Watergate 3:30 Watergate History Refresher 6:30 Nixon's Resignation and Fallout 8:00 A Two-Tiered Justice System 9:30 The Free Press Exposes Trump's Corruption 10:30 Legal vs. Illegal Corruption Debate 14:00 JD Vance's Background Story 16:30 Vance's Flip-Flop on Trump 19:30 Trump's Freedom 250 State Fair Flop This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.truethirty.com/subscribe

    I Liked Hillbilly Vance Better, and Freedom 250: The Saddest Corn Dog in America
  2. Jun 29

    Versailles 2.0: Let Them Eat Cake Diplomacy and the Gulf Spigot

    Welcome back to another chaotic edition of True Thirty 30. This week, Joey Dumont sits down with the show’s favorite war correspondent, Tom Shanker, co-author of Age of Danger, to dissect the absolute circus surrounding Donald Trump’s latest foreign policy masterclass. It is a peace agreement with Iran that reads less like a triumph of diplomacy and more like a “let them eat cake” Marie Antoinette moment drafted by a malfunctioning AI. Here’s what’s in the blender today: * The Versailles Trolling: Trump proudly signs a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) at the Palace of Versailles during a G7 dinner. He is seemingly oblivious to the fact that the last major treaty signed there famously guaranteed World War II. We break down the absolute glee of the White House press team celebrating their own historical ignorance while international journalists and economists look on in utter disbelief. * The GOP Backlash: It’s not just Democrats hitting the panic button. Trump’s own MAGA coalition is fracturing over the news. From Ted Cruz blasting the decision to funnel money to a theocratic lunatic to right-wing radio host Erick Erickson calling it an American surrender, the right is spiraling over a deal that looks a lot like a giant taxpayer-funded Band-Aid. * The $300 Billion Napkin Agreement: We contrast Trump’s vague, loosey-goosey MOU with Obama’s meticulously negotiated, 159-page JCPOA. Trump’s version promises massive reparations and allows Iran to collect billions by taxing the Strait of Hormuz, effectively rewarding the regime for a blockade and creating a catastrophic failure of international maritime law. * Drones, Spartans, and Rolexes: Tom and Joey dive into the reality of modern asymmetric warfare. While the Pentagon asks for another $400 billion for legacy military hardware, Iran and Ukraine have proven that a $10,000 drone can cripple a multi-million dollar superpower asset. Plus, we look at why Bibi Netanyahu’s strategy is failing, and why the Taliban’s old adage remains undefeated: America has the Rolexes, but the adversaries have all the time. Grab your popcorn and stay amused; it’s a wild, 50-minute ride through the wreckage of superpower credibility. 00:00 Welcome and Setup 00:55 Versailles Symbolism 02:48 Treaty Lessons and Reparations 04:27 MOU Not a Treaty 05:15 GOP Backlash 06:06 Trump Messaging and Money 08:45 Reading the MOU Text 11:58 Vague Terms and Proximity 14:35 Band Aid Over War 15:41 Strait of Hormuz Leverage 20:55 Drones and Asymmetric War 24:25 China Deterrence and Budget 25:49 Sanctions Relief and Oil Cash 27:22 Strait Reopening Fallout 28:16 Superpower Standing Tested 29:52 MOU as Political Cover 30:46 UN Resolution Reality Check 31:56 MOU vs JCPOA Deep Dive 36:57 Any Silver Lining Here 39:52 Israel and Bibi’s Role 41:40 Tactics vs Strategy Lessons 48:48 Why Regime Change Fails 51:30 Closing Thoughts and Thanks This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.truethirty.com/subscribe

    Versailles 2.0: Let Them Eat Cake Diplomacy and the Gulf Spigot
  3. Jun 25

    Nazi Tattoos, Oyster Farms, and the "Dirtbag Democrat" | Team Red Ep. 04

    If you thought the political landscape couldn’t get any weirder, the modern Democratic Party just said, “Hold my beer.” This week on True Thirty, Joey Dumont and Sean X put on their “Team Red” hazard suits and laugh at why the Left is ditching the polished Ivy League elites and replacing them with candidates who feel like they were recruited outside a dive bar at 2:00 AM. Here’s what we are pouring into the blender today: * The Sex, Tattoos, and Seafood Special: Meet Graham Plattner, the Maine Democrat running for Senate. On paper, he’s a combat veteran who farms oysters. In reality, he’s a walking tabloid headline featuring an extramarital sexting scandal, a dark Reddit past, and an accidental Nazi chest tattoo that he claims he “didn’t know” was a Nazi symbol. But instead of canceling him, the Left is rebranding him as a relatable “dirtbag Democrat” because apparently, standard background checks are a thing of the past. * The “Just Trust Us” Vetting Protocol: We pull back the curtain on the progressive activists who launched Plattner’s career. When the Wall Street Journal asked them if they actually researched his background before throwing him into the race, they literally just laughed in the reporter’s face. The new strategy for winning over working-class men? Find a guy who wears Carhartt, shares an oyster farm with his mom’s restaurant, and hope nobody clicks past page one of his Google results. * Welcome to the MACA Wing (Make America Crazy Again): Then we track the shockwave hitting New York City politics, where a PhD student named Darializa Avila Chevalier (DAC) just annihilated the Democratic establishment. Her platform? Abolishing borders, defunding the police, seizing landlord property, and casually screaming “f*** Kamala Harris” on her social media timeline. Fox News talking heads are practically tripping over themselves to milk the content, and we are here for every single second of it. We don’t make the news, we just laugh at it. Lock in, hit play, and let’s get into it. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.truethirty.com/subscribe

    Nazi Tattoos, Oyster Farms, and the "Dirtbag Democrat" | Team Red Ep. 04
  4. Jun 3

    Slush Funds, Sugar Daddies, and Secretary of "War" Dance Moves | True Thirty 30 Ep. 3

    Welcome back to another chaotic edition of True Thirty 30. This week, Joey Dumont and producer Sean X are diving headfirst into the absolute circus of American politics, where the news reads less like C-SPAN and more like a reality TV finale written by a caffeine-addicted raccoon. Here’s what’s in the blender today: The $1.776 Billion Illusion: We give you an update on that massive $1.776 billion political “slush fund” that got slapped down by Judge Kathleen Williams, all while checking out the frantic scramble to block the IRS from digging into Donald Trump’s financial receipts. The Lone Star Showdown: Texas is giving us the ultimate political contrast. On Team Red, we have the Republican nominee, Attorney General Ken Paxton, a man whose resume includes securities fraud, FBI investigations, a historic impeachment trial, a $6.6 million whistleblower payout (courtesy of taxpayers), and a messy divorce. And for Team Blue, we have the Democratic challenger, James Talarico, a 38-year-old former middle school teacher and seminarian whose campaign got a viral turbo-boost thanks to late-night TV drama and some very salty DNC internet comebacks. (And yes, the polls say it’s actually a tight race!) The Late-Night Timeline Meltdown: We try to decipher Donald Trump’s recent 50-post marathon on Truth Social. Spoiler alert: It’s pure, unadulterated digital chaos. The Pentagon’s New Dance Craze: Finally, we wrap up with some high-quality military mockery as Secretary of “War” Pete Hegseth tries to show off his physical prowess with a Navy deck drill, but instead gives us a dainty man tiptoeing through the tulips. Grab your popcorn and stay amused; it’s going to be a wild ride. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.truethirty.com/subscribe

  5. May 21

    The Trump-Todd Tango 1.776 Billion Dollar Question | True Thirty 30

    True Thirty 30: Trump’s $1.776B IRS Leak Settlement and the Anti-Weaponization Fund. Host Joey Dumont and producer Sean X discuss a reported $1.776B settlement stemming from Donald Trump’s January lawsuit over 405,000 leaked tax records tied to IRS leaker Charles Littlejohn (now imprisoned). They argue the leak occurred under Trump’s own first administration, yet the settlement is funded by taxpayers and structured as an “Anti-Weaponization Fund” controlled by a five-member panel chosen by acting Attorney General Todd Blanche (Trump’s former personal attorney), with minimal oversight, secrecy allowed, and no appeal or judicial review. They note a judge questioned whether the case was even a valid case or controversy and suggest the government “settled with itself.” They also claim the settlement was expanded to bar future IRS audits or investigations of Trump, his family, and business for past filings, raising concerns about conflicts of interest, legality, and potential payouts to January 6 defendants. 00:00 Welcome and Setup 00:34 The Tax Leak Lawsuit 02:11 Todd Blanche Conflict 03:55 Judge Questions Standing 04:59 Settlement and Slush Fund 06:08 Secret Board Control 07:37 Who Gets Paid 09:28 Legal Risks and Signatures 12:22 Pardons and Incentives 18:31 Conservative Reactions 21:23 Fund Timeline and Grift 22:30 Wrap Up and Next Steps This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.truethirty.com/subscribe

    The Trump-Todd Tango 1.776 Billion Dollar Question | True Thirty 30
  6. May 18

    Miami’s New Mayor Wants to Fix EVERYTHING

    Miami’s new mayor, Eileen Higgins, the city’s first Democratic mayor in 30 years and first female mayor, discusses her 19-point victory, her record as a county commissioner building 4,000 affordable/workforce housing units with 3,000 more planned, and securing federal funding for two new mass transit lines. She explains how she plans to reform City of Miami bureaucracy with process and technology changes, including same-day permitting for common home improvements, and highlights reopening a long-stalled section of Flagler Street in 30 days. Higgins describes launching her Elevate small-business initiative citywide, joining the Democratic Mayors Association to share solutions on affordability and public safety, and preparing for World Cup events, including a free Bayfront Park Fan Fest. She also addresses immigration impacts, such as changes to Temporary Protected Status, and outlines a $450M public-safety bond to rebuild deteriorating police and fire facilities without raising the tax rate, pending voter approval. True Thirty is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Historic Miami Victory 00:49 Competence and Compassion 02:45 Affordable Housing Playbook 04:29 Fighting ICE and TPS 08:55 Empathy in Politics 13:19 Elevate Small Businesses 15:50 Democratic Mayors Network 19:37 First 100 Days Reforms 20:49 Permitting and Process Fixes 24:53 Flagler Street Fast Track 26:28 Building Big Change 26:46 World Cup Fan Fest Plans 28:02 Transit Strategy Game Days 29:23 Clean Government Leadership 30:55 Mayor Moves In Office 34:35 Cottage Homes Explained 37:57 Democrats Local Politics 41:43 Next 100 Days Priorities 42:15 Public Safety Bond Push 46:02 Funding Without Tax Hike 47:26 Closing Thanks Farewell This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.truethirty.com/subscribe

    Miami’s New Mayor Wants to Fix EVERYTHING
  7. May 12

    WTF Gas Prices, Iran, and the Golden Calf | True Thirty 30

    Welcome to the first episode of True Thirty 30 | a new weekly conversation where Joey and his Producer Sean X break down the biggest stories, questions, and cultural moments shaping the week. In this episode, we discuss Iran, rising gas prices, tariffs, farming pressures, and the symbolism behind the “Golden Calf” controversy. We also talk about diesel prices, California regulations, global trade pressures, and the strange state of modern political culture. TIMESTAMPS 0:00 Welcome to True Thirty 0:42 Iran War Questions 1:03 Gas Prices and Taxes 2:47 California Gas Island 3:41 Farmers Feeling the Squeeze 5:05 Tariffs Fertilizer and Margins 7:10 No End in Sight 8:01 Asymmetric War Explained 12:06 Hormuz and Global Ripple 13:29 Trump China and Ceasefire 14:57 Generational Farms at Risk 16:32 Golden Calf Statue Story 22:50 Wrap Up and Subscribe FULL TRANSCRIPT Joey Dumont: Hello, everyone. We are doing something called True Thirty 30, which is basically an idea of our members reaching out to us over the weekend with stories that they thought were either crazy, unfounded, or they wanna know more about. So that’s what we’re doing today. Some of the subjects, we’re gonna cover the Iran war for all the obvious reasons. Joey Dumont: We’re gonna talk a little bit about some of the deleterious effects of that war specific to farming. And we’re gonna end the conversation with the golden calf discussion. In case you guys don’t know what that is, you will soon find out. So I’m here with my producer, Sean X, and we are gonna go through these topics, um, as best as possible. Joey Dumont: Hey, buddy. Sean X: Hey. How you doing? Joey Dumont: I’m doing well. It’s a happy Monday. Joey Dumont: So I don’t know, why don’t you share some of the comments we got specific to the... Well, they wanna know more about what’s going on in Iran. Joey Dumont: For the most part, people have said, “Okay, what’s the nuance with the war going in Iran?” Joey Dumont: Because we keep on hearing it’s on again, it’s off again. It’s affecting prices. It’s not affecting prices. Yeah. Joey Dumont: So The New York Times has Iran war long-term energy discussions specific to Iran defended its demands for a peace deal, and President Trump called them garbage. Joey Dumont: Mr. Trump said he wanted to suspend the federal gasoline tax. So obviously everyone knows that gas has been affected by the Straits of Hormuz being shut down because of this war. We’re now seeing gas prices at what, six- Six, si- six. Sean X: It’s $6.35 Joey Dumont: For regular? Sean X: For regular in San Francisco. Yeah. It’s $6.74 for premium, and it’s- Joey Dumont: And diesel fuel is anywhere between 7 and 8 Sean X: $7.80 for diesel. Joey Dumont: Um, a lot of it is from California policies, and some of it is from the pipelines or gas can’t reach us. Yeah. We’re a gas island. If a refinery goes down, we’re screwed. So for the most part, we pay the worst gas prices, so we’re feeling the biggest effect here. Joey Dumont: So we are up over a dollar compared to the rest of you folks out there in the United States of America. Joey Dumont: And Donald Trump wants to suspend the gasoline tax, which is how much? It’s eight- Sean X: 18 cents. Joey Dumont: 18 cents. Joey Dumont: So- Do, do you know what 18 cents means for those of us in California? Joey Dumont: With the gas prices I just mentioned, it’s 2 to 3%. Yeah, every little bit helps, but it’s really our California regulations that are the things that are screwing us. Joey Dumont: I read a meme recently that said, uh, “Donald Trump is so awesome that my truck only used to hold $59 worth of gas and now it holds $130 worth of gas.” Joey Dumont: Which I thought was brilliant. Um, so whoever wrote that, good for you. Um, but yeah, the, the gas tax is not gonna help us and- for us, . No. Sean X: It’s, it’s not gonna help us. Joey Dumont: Like, what we need help with is all the regulations in our state- Yeah ... and let that make us... A lot of people don’t understand. Sean X: We use different gasoline here. Joey Dumont: We do. We do. And it’s actually called CARB, um, which stands for California Air Resources Board, in case you guys have never heard of it, ‘cause I sure haven’t. And it basically means that our gas burns cleaner, reduces smog, lowers certain pollutants, and it’s chemically different from gasoline used in the rest of the country. Joey Dumont: So when they say that we’re a gas island or a, an actual island on its own, that’s what they mean by our taxes. So yeah, I don’t think the, uh, suspending the gasoline tax is gonna work. And by the way, he has to get congressional approval to do so. So there’s another wrinkle. Joey Dumont: Dude- Uh, we’ll see ... we need, we need, we need more help th- than from the federal government. Joey Dumont: So those are all problems, I can say that we have an issue with. Joey Dumont: But As we know, this is affecting everyone, not only the day-to-day people, but farmers specifically because a lot of farmers use diesel fuel as opposed to regular fuel. And, um, so let’s talk a little bit about that, dude. I just moved back to Minnesota to be with my mommy, uh, for her 86th birthday, and, uh, it was cool. Joey Dumont: And I don’t know, I think most of our listeners understand that I grew up there. I’ve been in California for now 44 years, and I have a lot of buddies both from high school here in California, as well as the people I grew up with in Minnesota who are in the farming business. Sean X: Yeah. They’re also tend to be more conservative than out, uh, out in California. Joey Dumont: I mean, it’s- All my friends from Minnesota are Red Hatters. Not all, but most. And then most of my relatives are Red Hatters as well. I’ve been talking to them for the four years that I’ve been reporting on politics. They come to me because they say I don’t judge them, and that, you know, they know I love them. Joey Dumont: And so they’re just like, “Joey, what’s actually going on?” Yeah. And that’s kind of why we wanted to start this program as well, is that it’s, if I’m reaching out to my Republican friends all the time on a DL basis, which is kind of funny, um, they don’t explain to everyone else, “Hey, I called Joey. Joey Dumont: I wanted to know what’s going on.” That’s really what I try to do with my friends and relatives the other side of the aisle, if you will. Joey Dumont: And what we tried to explain to them specific to gas is that I have a buddy of mine who’s a soybean farmer, in the Midwest, and he called me previous to the election and said, you know, “What do I need to know?” Joey Dumont: And I tried to explain to him, I said, “Hey, buddy, look at where you’re getting your potash,” because I knew he was actually getting potash. Potash, about 80% of our potash comes from Canada. In Project 2025, the Trump administration announced that they actually did want to tariff potash. And I told my buddy, I said, “Hey, just if you can, try to find another source. Joey Dumont: Look at supply chain issues. Figure out that specific to your EBITDA,” because farms, if you guys don’t know out there, farmers run at a very small margin to begin with. And if there’s increased prices specific to tariffs, which is on the potash, the Mexico-Canadian free trade agreement that Trump actually launched in 2017, which was a good free trade agreement, he blew it up, said it was the worst deal ever, and now we have supplies specific to John Deere, other maintenance issues that are going across the borders of Mexico and Canada, which is also putting up their prices. Joey Dumont: And some of the things that I talked about specific to the numerous farmers that I’ve talked to over the last month- Is that the Farmer Bureau is actually saying that, and I’ll just repeat it here, “Fertilizer pre-booking rates up 19%. 70% of farmers being interviewed are unable to afford all the fertilizer they need,” so they’re actually planting less, “And farm diesel prices have increased by 46% since the end of February.” Joey Dumont: So nearly six in 10 farmers report worsening finances, rising fertilizer, fuel cost during plant season, and the immediate economic assistance to keep these open is probably gonna help this year, but they’re worried, they’re very worried about next year. Yeah. So that’s the big- Sean X: So, well, a lot of them, as you said, they pre-book. Joey Dumont: So they’ll pre- Well, they’re running out. That’s the problem. Sean X: They’ll order, and now it’s running out. Yeah. So now the effects are hitting them. Yeah. So what, what were their main concern to you? What, what are they asking you? Joey Dumont: They’re just asking me what I think based on my reporting, based on the homework we’re doing here at True Thirty to figure out, you know, what do you guys see an end to this war? Joey Dumont: President Trump has said very publicly that there is so much disarray in Iran that there is actually no leadership to negotiate with. And if you read up on this, the Iranian leadership specifically are a Basarashi- Sean X: Well, that is a problem when you bomb their leadership. Joey Dumont: I- Well, he did mention that. He did mention that. He didn’t kill the people they wanted to replace, Khomeini. But, uh, yeah, I, I, I don’t see an end to the war. Obviously, there’s a lot of people talking about that. We’ve had some war correspondents on the show to talk about the externalities of this war and the longevity and the possibly forever war specific to anything in the Middle East based on our history, based on us being the United States. Joey Dumont: I think what we’re gonna try to explore here at True Thirty, some of the experts we’re bringing on in the next couple months will be talking about what they have referred to as a asymmetric war, and the wa

    WTF Gas Prices, Iran, and the Golden Calf | True Thirty 30
  8. Mar 24

    Iran, Intelligence, and the Escalation Trap

    What happens when military brilliance outruns political strategy? In this episode, Joey Dumont talks with veteran national security journalist Thom Shanker about the war with Iran, the intelligence used to justify it, and the dangerous gap between what America can destroy and what it can actually solve. The conversation argues that the opening strikes may have been tactically impressive, but that tactical success is not the same as strategic clarity. Shanker raises a central question: what changed so dramatically that Iran had to be attacked now? If the intelligence community could not clearly show an imminent new threat, then the public rationale for war starts to look alarmingly fuzzy. From there, the episode follows the consequences outward — the Strait of Hormuz, asymmetric retaliation, drones, sleeper cells, missile depletion, and the growing possibility that the U.S. has stepped into an escalation trap without a clear off-ramp. More broadly, the discussion is about how America keeps repeating the same error: defining threats in ways that justify force, while failing to define an achievable political end state. Iraq, Afghanistan, and the post-9/11 national security mindset all hover over this conversation. The result is a sober and deeply nuanced look at whether Washington understands the war it has started — and whether anyone in power has a realistic plan for how it ends. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.truethirty.com/subscribe

    Iran, Intelligence, and the Escalation Trap
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