Curated Bitching

Tess & Whitney

Listen to two old friends share in each other's love of Friends, bitching, and righteous indignation. Whether you're having a bad day, week, month, or even a year, we'll be there for you!

  1. 10/28/2022

    Tequila Tangent 2

    Hey! We're still here! The writer of the duo is unavailable, so this will be short, sweet, and much less witty. All the things in this one, communism, kid shows, Halloween, and tequila to fuel the tangents.

  2. 06/15/2022

    Diesel and desire; vanilla and regret

    Tess and Whit open season 2 with a tequila tasting! Okay, they meant to open it with a completely different episode but forgot to hit record. But because of their mistake, you get to start season 2 with tequila tasting, Jordan’s insight on chocolate, and Louisiana P.E. classes.

    Diesel and desire; vanilla and regret

  3. 05/05/2022

    Cinco de Mayo

    Have another listen, it was one of our favorites. A special Cinco de Mayo episode. Which basically means it’s part of a regular episode combined with slightly more emphasis on tacos and tequila and an unexpected history lesson about the significance of the Battle of Puebla. Also, both Whitney and Tess are once again the most annoying parts of their own weeks.

  4. 04/14/2022

    Be Blessed

    Tess and Whitney wrap their first bitching season by offering 100% amateur advice on how to be exempt from all the things. For a donation of $20, you can be exempt AND be blessed.

  5. 12/24/2021

    CEAUXcaine and Glitter

    Tess and Whitney discuss their holiday pet peeves, which include PEOPLE — especially people who start buying Christmas decorations in July instead of celebrating freedom and embracing swamp-ass. Tess questions the motive behind a gift that is supposed to encourage positive thinking. Whitney wonders if the episode 18 title is accurate as she questions the overhead costs of sex work. The duo tease the 2022 announcement of a new way to be exempt from taxes.

  6. 12/17/2021

    Don’t Steal. The government hates competition, and the costs of bean burritos and prostitutes are going up.

    Ways to piss off Tess and Whitney: Steal their flutes and steal their bags to pay for prostitutes. Please pardon the fatigue at the end of the episode — Tess is exhausted from working too much at a salary that doesn’t increase at the same rate of inflation, and Whitney has been losing sleep over the rise of Taco Bell bean burrito prices since the year 1999.

  7. 10/01/2021

    Sleaux Your Reauxl

    Okay that title was even painful for Whitney to read, and it was obviously her idea to spell it that way. Calm yourself and get the facts before you throw a bitch fit. Basically, remember the four commandments of Curated Bitching. Oh, and listen to Whitney struggle with verb choice while providing commentary on Tess’s tequila spillage fiasco.

  8. 09/20/2021

    Professionalism: Tess and Whitney are Ready to Geaux Preaux

    You need to be more professional. And by “you,” we mean elected officials. And Squadcast, who needs to have an undo button and work well enough for amateurs to record a podcast. Speaking of unpaid and unsponsored, Tess and Whitney are willing to forego their Olympic eligibility and take on a sponsorship from Avión or Painted Donkey.

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Listen to two old friends share in each other's love of Friends, bitching, and righteous indignation. Whether you're having a bad day, week, month, or even a year, we'll be there for you!

Information

  • Creator
    Tess & Whitney
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    24
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tess & Whitney
  • Show Website
    Curated Bitching