Our POoRCHoices the Podcast

Our POoRCHoices
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Our POoRCHoices the Podcast is a weekly comedy show where long time friends get together to discuss absurd situations, movies, and random topics that will likely prove to be poor choices. Listen in each week as Corporal, Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky pick apart life's best and worst decisions and look for the humor in the world.

  1. 3D AGO

    Episode 259 - The POoRCHoices Circus Peanut Malort Dead Mall Tour

    This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss mixing Malort and various candies to make an even worse beverage to try at Guys Weekend and have a quick conversation about Red Bull and Corporal having an unfortunate experience with a lot of it almost 20 years ago.   Corporal breaks down why festivals aren't as fun as they used to be.  Fatty brings up the recent ruling on if Buffalo Wild Wings can call their boneless wings, boneless wings and that leads into a conversation about the best garbage pizza chains and how Sbarro is somehow still around even with the death of the shopping mall where they so often found a home.  This gives Banky an idea on how to use they dying mall industry for the show. Banky reveals his poor choice of the week in sharinig his acquistion of a piece of video game nostalgia with the group.  Fatty makes a poor choice in thinking just because he cooked, someone else might clean the one pot he didn't wash after making the family a nice dinner.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

    1h 24m

  2. MAR 2

    Episode 258 - Kickstart Our Hearts

    This week the gang talks about getting greeting cards and who sends them for events, who hates getting them and what is the general feeling for what to do with the card once you have it.  Prince Sarcastro turns out to be running a lucrative business buying and selling sports cards while Sarcastro makes a poor choice in ignoring his own advice on selling things for less than $50 on social media.  Then they go through Kickstarter projects they've funded and been burned by (especially Banky) and then after seeing a lot of the projects that are listed on the site which are made of some questionable products and content, which inspires them to come up with a campaign to help finance the POoRCHoices compound.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

    1h 30m

  3. FEB 23

    Episode 257 - Life Skill Gaming, Olympics, and Schrödinger's Ranch

    This week Fatty talks about a new gaming device he has for Sarcastro to try during the annual Guys Weekend trip which leads into a discussion about games they played in the arcades and computers in the 80's and 90's (and for Commando, still plays them today) including a game where you simulate working as a bartender and for Sarcastro and Fatty a text based game where you work the ecomonics of being a drug dealer in a supply and demand simulation.  They also reflect on the early days of the consumer internet where they would just create and download sound clips after Fatty discloses he found the catalog from his first Gateway desktop from the late 90's and remember what it was like to use services like Napster or LimeWire to wait hours or days for a four minute song. In Olympics coverage, Commando admits his new obsession with the sport of curling as it's a sport he could play it but he wouldn't understand how the scoring works and the group determines bobsled racing would be their team sport.  Fatty suggests that they have their own version of Olympic events at Guys Weekend. After finding that Lady Jarvis was guilty of trying to use expired condiments, Banky poses the question of how long are condiments stored in your refrigerator safe to consume once they pass that printed on date. Commando's poor choice for the week comes down to falling prey to the ads in his social media feeds while doomscrolling which becomes relatable to the rest of the gang.  Fatty's poor choices is not letting well-enough alone and always pushing for that one step beyond on a project. Sarcastro sacrifices his recording space to Prince Sarcastro and a friend to play video games.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

    1h 4m

  4. FEB 16

    Episode 256 - The Compound House Staff and What We're Watching Now

    This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about options for the service staff for the POoRCHoices compound including a pitch for trained chimps and emperor penguins which get scrapped in favor of Fatty's dream of having a three-quarters scale Johnny Five from Short Circuit and a full size Jinx from Sapce Camp as part of the service crew.   They also discuss movies and shows they've been watching including the 2025 released The Toxic Avenger; One Battle After Another; The Life of Chuck; The Last Frontier; Fallout; and The Running Man (2025).  This also leads into a quick conversation of trying to watch a show with others in your household and how they tend to "cheat" on the other viewers by watching ahead. Guys weekend is starting to look promising for having running water at the cabin and plenty of cleared out snow to be able to park and do things outside.   Fatty confirms he has the karaoke set up ready to go and Corporal gets probation on sharing a room with Sarcastro provided he gets a CPAP.  Rounding it out they come up with an idea for their new John Wick style movie or show using the mascots from the fast food chains throughout the Untited States.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

    1h 17m

  5. FEB 9

    Episode 255 - A Historical Prankster and Would You Rather

    This week the whole gang sits down to talk about the merry pranks of one Mr. Horace de Vere Cole who Sarcastro points out was basically the Tom Green of his time.  They also solidify some meals for their Guys Weekend trip which will include a journey to Waffle House for Corporal and Banky.  Fatty poses a would you rather scenario based on an article he found about a man who was mistakenly given 1.1 million dollars by his bank and had the choice between repaying the remaining 300,000 dollars that had not been transferred out of his account or doing a year in prison.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

    1h 20m

  6. FEB 2

    Episode 254 - Mansplaining, Shelaborating, Trail Sacrifices, and Commando's Snow Job

    This week the fellas get together to record on Commanod's birthday to talk about mansplaining and shelabortating and how they've done both of those things.  Fatty addresses an issue with another patron at the Goodwill store regarding publicly using their mobile phone without bluetooth headphones.    In the line of poor choices, Fatty gets dissapointed with the free survival gift that came with his recent holster purchase that claimed to be valued at $50 considering how many add-ons he had to get in order to get the free gift.  Sarcastro finds what may be a sacrificial animal while walking on the trails near his home.  Commando continues to face issues with his free snow blower that keeps costing him time and money. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

    1h 21m

  7. JAN 26

    Episode 253 - Sanitation Solutions, the Uber Uber, and Guys Weekend Ideas

    This week the whole gang shows up to contemplate an outdoor bathroom solution for Fatty's cabin. Sarcastro gets a ride in a psychedelic ride share car after a day of pub crawling and then they discuss some of the itinerary ideas for their 2026 Guys Weekend. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

    1h 21m

  8. JAN 19

    Episode 252 - Christmas Gifts, 3D Printing, and Cheap Pizza

    This week the gang gets together to discuss growing up with and without Lego sets, transferring toys and pets between military families, Christmas presents they received, and a whole hell of a lot about 3D printers before moving on to cheap (but delicious) pizzas.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)

    1h 19m
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Our POoRCHoices the Podcast is a weekly comedy show where long time friends get together to discuss absurd situations, movies, and random topics that will likely prove to be poor choices. Listen in each week as Corporal, Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky pick apart life's best and worst decisions and look for the humor in the world.

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  • Creator
    Our POoRCHoices
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    273
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Our POoRCHoices
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