The Lock Market

The Lock Market
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Sports, Fast Food, Trivia. All our favorite things, rapid-fire to the dome. we host a multifarious (just googled that word), and eclectic (that one too) podcast that is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and think every episode or your money back

  1. 03/29/2022

    EMERGENCY EPISODE: "The Slap"

    ALERT ALERT. WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK! WHO IS THE REAL VILLAIN? IS IT JADA? WHAT DOES TUPAC HAVE  TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS? IS CHRIS ROCK STILL ALIVE? LOTS OF QUESTIONS, NOT MANY ANSWERS. This is a test of the National Emergency Alert System. This system was developed by broadcast and cable operators in voluntary cooperation with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Federal Communications Commission and local authorities to keep you informed in the event of an emergency.

    28 min
  2. Special Edition Scumbag Episode

    11/16/2021

    Special Edition Scumbag Episode

    Yes we're scumbags for being a week late, but its better late than never right? I guess. The Homies throw you a change up with an new episode of I GOT FIVE ON IT right off the back where they rank the worlds Top 5 Scumbags! Some real winners on this list that’s for sure. (00:00-28:01) Then in some new(ish) LOCKER ROOM TALK. The Men weave in this (last) weeks largest news stories from the world of sports and beyond, including Astroworld, Aaron Rodgers, and Kyle Rittenhouse. Oy vey. This one seems serious. (28:01-1:07:49)

    1h 18m
  3. Cheaters vs. Racists World Series, Animal Fight Club, Top 5 Worst Societal Norms

    10/29/2021

    Cheaters vs. Racists World Series, Animal Fight Club, Top 5 Worst Societal Norms

    Who needs a description. Do you guys even read these anyway? Season 2 is still off to a strong start as The Boys break down all of this week's top sports stories in some LOCKER ROOM TALK which leads one of the show's hosts to ALMOST STORM OUT. Any guesses? (00:00-31-14) Then The Men brainstorm an animal fighting league for some reason. Sorry PETA…(31:42-40:25) Finally, in one of the best segments we’ve ever recorded, The Homies debate their Top 5 Worst Societal Norms! Get ready to have the social contract broken over your GOTdang skull Jean-Jacques Rousseau (40:25-1:19:00)

    1h 26m
  4. The Boys are Back in Town

    10/22/2021

    The Boys are Back in Town

    Who needs a description. Do you guys even read these anyway? Well the Boys are back and they catch you up with everything that has happened during their hiatus in a new segment called “This F*****G Guy” including Kyrie, Ben Simmons, Trump, Brian Laundrie, R. Kelley, Britney Spears, Evander Kane, Laz Diaz, and a dead dudes father's ashes. A real Motley Crew. (2:00-40:09) Then, I GOT FIVE ON IT is back in a huge way when the Homies describe the Top 5 Things They Do When No One’s Looking. (40:09-101:30) Dry your tears. We’re. So. Back.

    1h 1m

  5. 08/28/2021

    NO SPORTS SHOW: We Get Serious, Some of Our Best Stories, Top 5 Minor Inconveniences

    Dear Listeners, some things are bigger than Sports. The Fellas lead off the episode with an extended WHAT'S TICKING THEM OFF, per usual, but follow that up with some serious talk about Afghanistan. Sorry about that. (00:00-10:13) Then in a MEGA-abbreviated version of LOCKER ROOM TALK, The Boys discuss the Milk Crate Challenge and Hurricane Henri's weak performance. (10:13 -25:33). Next, The Homies bring back a favorite segment called LOCKBOX where they answer some of the audiences’ questions, including what their most embarrassing life moments are among many others. (25:33-45:54)  Finally, Los Hombres conclude with an I GOT FIVE ON IT where they debate the Top 5 Minor Inconveniences in life.(45:54-1:08:38)

    1h 9m

  6. 08/13/2021

    We All Know Florida Sucks, OJ Simpson’s Seeing Ghosts, & Top 5 Hypothetical Animal Fights

    The Fellas lead off the episode with an extended WHAT'S TICKING THEM OFF, including the return of COVID, that godforsaken local Dunkin Donuts and Habitual Vehicular Linecutters. (00:19:10) Then in an abbreviated version of LOCKER ROOM TALK, The Boys chat about OJ Simpson's paranoia, Jason Kidd being a jerk, and Dinger the Purple Triceratops (19:10-41:42). Next, The Homies engage in a very contentious I GOT FIVE ON IT about the Top 5 Hypothetical Animal Fights (41:42-1:01:20). Finally, Los Hombres finish up with some Cuomo talk about how Italians are not perverted. (1:01:20-1:07:18).

    1h 7m

  7. 08/04/2021

    All Our Friends are Dead, Top 5 Words That Sound Like Exactly What They Are, & We're Amateur Wrestling Fans Now

    The Boys are back with a huge episode. They start off with WHATS TICKING US OFF, including their ongoing war with the Naked Chicken Chalupa at Taco Bell. (00:00-7:50). Next, The Fellas read the obituaries--or O-Beer-tuaries-- of a few dear friends that have passed this week. (7:50-17:30). Then The Homies engage in a little LOCKER ROOM TALK where they chat about the Simone Biles withdrawal, NBA Free Agency, Evander Kane fixing NHL games, and the Buffalo Bills becoming the "Austin Bills" (17:30-46:57). Next, I GOT FIVE ON IT is back with the Top 5 Words That Sound Like Exactly What They Are, whatever the heck that means (46:57-58:36). Finally, Los Hombres start a new segment WHAT'S MAKING US HAPPY and spoiler alert, it's Amateur Wrestling (58:36-1:09:00).

    1h 10m

  8. 07/23/2021

    Jeff Bezos is Compensating, Tokyo 2021, & SP**E

    SPORTS ARE OVER :( ...(For Now)The Boys start off with a lengthy WHATS TICKING US OFF (00:00-12:36) and quickly segway into some LOCKER ROOM TALK about Jeff Bezos' dumb cowboy hat/Rocket Ship combo. Then, The Fellas suddenly remember that they're a sports podcast and recap all there is to talk about with the NBA Championship, do an Olympics 2021 Preview, and look forward to Hard Knocks. (12:36-46:21) Finally, once again in honor of Jeff Bezos' dumb cowboy hat/Rocket Ship combo, The Dudes bring you a new episode of LOCKUMENTARIES where they discuss all you need to know about S***E and how it is almost constantly trying to kill you. (46:21-1:13:35) FYI If you partake in a lil' puff-puff-pass, you might want to partake before this segment.

    1h 14m
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Sports, Fast Food, Trivia. All our favorite things, rapid-fire to the dome. we host a multifarious (just googled that word), and eclectic (that one too) podcast that is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and think every episode or your money back

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  • Creator
    The Lock Market
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    18
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © The Lock Market
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