The Abduct Ted Podcast

Norman Schtick
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The only Ted Lasso recap podcast that aspires to better itself...by kidnapping the one and only coach of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso. Hosted by Norman Schtick.

Episodes

  1. 07/21/2021

    TEN - Hope You're Listening Closely

    Norman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode ten. And then...

    39 min

  2. 07/19/2021

    NINE - Deuces

    Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode nine; attempts to de-stress after a crazed fan threatens to kidnap him; counts the "poo" references; and, says goodbye to someone close to him.

    27 min

  3. 07/14/2021

    EIGHT - The Dip Schticks

    Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode eight; confronts his long-lost quasi-twin brother; has a meeting of the Dip Schticks; responds to more listener emails; and, receives a voicemail from a fan!

    32 min

  4. 07/12/2021

    SEVEN - I'm Gonna Be (Blue)

    Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode seven; deals with the aftermath of being catfished (again); feels bad for Ted; gets the blues; loses his sponsors; sings the blues; and, receives a late night knock at the door.

    32 min

  5. 07/07/2021

    SIX - You Say Goodbye and I Seance

    Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode six; performs a seance to ward off bad juju; has that thing where a word becomes a song; and, gets some unsettling news. Sponsored by Seance A. Bowls. SFX provided by 99Sounds and Freesound

    36 min

  6. 07/05/2021

    FIVE - This Is Where We Lose You

    Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode five; hopes his Ex calls in to the show; shares a Tedbit about Ted's affinity for jars of peanut butter; over-shares a story about his Ex, and jars of pee; wonders if Keeley joined a urinary control cult; and, finds out who won last week's silent auction.

    31 min

  7. 06/30/2021

    FOUR - CompliMENTAL

    Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode four; puts on a charity event/Ted tip line telethon; attempts to bond with Paul in the bathroom; stubs his toe on a biscuit; and, just has a pretty not great day.

    31 min

  8. 06/28/2021

    THREE - Wayward Biscuit

    Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode three; reviews Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, ponders the age-old question: if you could go back in time, would you kidnap baby Ted from the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee?

    25 min

  9. 06/23/2021

    TWO - Biscuit Buddies (or Cookies with Springsteen)

    Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode two; nabs a special guest/biscuit buddy; tries Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, grows a mustache.

    29 min

  10. 06/21/2021

    ONE - Special Sauce

    Norman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode one; presents a horrifying theory regarding Nate the Great; explains the "logic" behind kidnapping Coach Lasso; receives an unexpected call from his grandmother; and, asks for tips on Ted's whereabouts.

    31 min

  11. 06/06/2021

    The Abduct Ted Teaser Trailer

    A comedy series about a cynical man in need of a positive influence...and possibly a reality check. Do you BELIEVE Norman will find Ted Lasso? Starting June 21st (2021), I HOPE you check out The Abduct Ted Podcast every Monday and Wednesday leading up to the season two premiere of Ted Lasso on Apple TV+. Don't be a wanker. Be a listener. An Abduct Ted Podcast listener

    1 min
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About

The only Ted Lasso recap podcast that aspires to better itself...by kidnapping the one and only coach of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso. Hosted by Norman Schtick.

Information

  • Creator
    Norman Schtick
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Norman Schtick
  • Show Website
    The Abduct Ted Podcast