The Baat

The Baat
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"The Baat" (baat = talk) is the hot new podcast with 4 not so hot but really new podcasters. Unlike conventional podcasts, The Baat is unscripted and not a host-guest setting. It is just a few friends talking about random shit, who just wanna have fun, vent out, and joke around! So, enjoy listening to 4 foul-mouthed teenagers and their f****d up conversations! (The show doesn't contain stupid political content, but it does have stupid jokes that make up for non-stupid "good" content.) -- *This podcast is explicit and contains profane language & might contain offensive jokes to be taken in fun

  1. S2 | Ep. 3 | Mukesh ki Date, Joke ka Table aur Dwait Ki Kahaaniyaan ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐ŸŸ

    06/05/2023

    S2 | Ep. 3 | Mukesh ki Date, Joke ka Table aur Dwait Ki Kahaaniyaan ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐ŸŸ

    We welcome our friend Dwait Patel on the podcast, who thinks this is The Ranveer Show??? (Just listen to the sound quality once and then decide) To spice it up a bit, we start with the Joke Table, where we want to bring original jokes to the table but we are too lazy so most of them are ripped right off of Instagram. Then, finally, what Dwait was here for, the Stories!!! Every word out of Dhruv's mouth paints Dwait as a criminal but he's actually a great guy! Such a fun-filled story time with countless stories all woven together by our common friend. ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ† Such incredible timing! We were in time to witness Mukesh's (played by Kirtan) date with that lucky winner. Who could it be? But f**k, it went haywire and devolved into demented madness ๐Ÿ‘ฟ And another I Swear It's A True Story after being ditched by our guest where Dhruv and Rayirth tell us blasts from their pasts and Kirtan and Jaydev have to guess whether they are telling the truth or did they dare to lie. Find out what happened when Dwait joined the gang in today's episode.

    36 min
  2. S2 | Ep. 2 | Bucket List, How I Met Your Stranger Things, Badshah Ki Ad aur Thanos vs. Bheem โœŠ๐Ÿฅš

    08/14/2022

    S2 | Ep. 2 | Bucket List, How I Met Your Stranger Things, Badshah Ki Ad aur Thanos vs. Bheem โœŠ๐Ÿฅš

    We address our old age right off the bat. Then in this episode's MSLST, Dhruv and Rayirth try to promote Stranger Things, but they are just bandwagon fans, so we switch to Kirtan, Dhruv, and Jaydev's favorite show, How I Met Your Mother! ๐Ÿ’• Next, in the game of Build the Joke, Rayirth, Kirtan and Dhruv try to stir up a story out of Jaydev's prompts and end up making Thanos and Bheem fight, Chutki bajake! Whereas, Jaydev had a more celebrity-filled story in mind. ๐ŸŒŸ We discuss our Top 3 Bucket List items while boasting about and fearing our new listener reach! And after Dhruv leaves to finish his business ๐Ÿ’ฉ, we add a new ad to our gauntlet! ๐ŸŒถ Finally, we end with only two people left, because Rayirth wanted to watch Dhruv while he shat himself!

    46 min

  3. 06/12/2022

    S2 | Ep. 1 | Omkar, Mean Comments, Ads ki Baat aur Sharmaji ki Bimaari ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ’‰

    We Are Back Bitches!  Yes, back with one of our smaller episodes, talking of which there's a lot of talk about our friend Omkar's suggestion 'bout our length which is why this episode is shorter in the first place!  Then we read some of the mean comments ๐Ÿ‘ฟ that you sent us.  We talk about some f****d up of our favorite ads but we can't mention "woh waali ad" coz it's too hot for the podcast.   And finally, Sharmaji goes to the Doctor and finds out something about himself which is honestly soooooooo shocking. (Shoutout to Dr. Sahab's Nurse ๐Ÿ˜‰)

    23 min
  4. Season 2 | Trailer ki Baat

    SEASON 2 TRAILER

    Season 2 | Trailer ki Baat

    Trailer hai kya hi likhne ka. The 1st season trailer was a hot piece of shit, and so we decided to make the trailer for the upcoming 2nd season better. Finally, I think we arrived at what we wanted and made something new and unique I'd like to call Shit Supreme! Listen to it and see for yourself.

    3 min
  5. S1 | Ep. 10 | The Shitshow Showdown of 25 July, Ek Serious Ad, Ek Fake Ad, aur Loki!

    07/31/2021

    S1 | Ep. 10 | The Shitshow Showdown of 25 July, Ek Serious Ad, Ek Fake Ad, aur Loki!

    WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE DOUBLE-LENGTH SEASON 1 FINALE OF THE BAAT! (If you do feel that in this episode there was too much of Jaydev, then it was because everyone else was too lazy to properly participate. So, sorry for that) We start off with Jaydev's aim to have this episode in one take and no cuts as he felt too lazy to edit, but any human with a working ear can tell that this is heavily edited. Everyone tells the story of 25th July, when we went to the infamous Inorbit Mall for Jaydev's Birthday Party, and we reminisce about the shit that went down. Also, a mini-competition is thrown in just to see who can make the most callbacks!  After that 1 hour detailed story, we cut to a very serious ad about "***** * * **". We then see Kirtan and Jaydev review Loki, in the 3rd MSLST. Cut to one last fake ad this season where we tried to put as many of our fake companies as possible. And, we finally waste a full 10 minutes for the ending as we had just too much to say and express. Thank you to everyone who stuck with us for these 10 episodes and actually heard them! P.S. A special gift for the person who can actually guess the number of goat bleeps in this episode!

    1h 32m
  6. S1 | Ep. 9 | Tap - Tap - Tap, GS Munti-Cuzin aur Jay Ki Kahaaniyaan! (ft. Jay Singh)

    07/31/2021

    S1 | Ep. 9 | Tap - Tap - Tap, GS Munti-Cuzin aur Jay Ki Kahaaniyaan! (ft. Jay Singh)

    We introduce you to our common friend Jay Singh of many years and we reminisce about some of our best moments together. Jay used to go on the same bus as Kirtan and Jaydev, so they remember some of their days on the bus. ๐Ÿš๐ŸšŒ Rayirth isn't a known friend of Jay, so his story starts and ends right there, in silence. ๐Ÿ˜ถ Dhruv and Jay, like most of Dhruv's friends, have not met many times in person, so they share a story of their... We then meet Shyaam and Ghanshyam, two Bihari entrepreneurs, who have an unfortunate incident at a Starbucks โ˜•, leading them to open their own dhaba/restaurant called Ghanshyaam aur Shyaam ka Munti-Cuzin Dhaba, where you can buy all kinds of shit, including their new affiliated product by TunTun Mausi, Laddoos! (Tell us if you would like us to play more characters โค๐Ÿ˜œ) And after Jay dies (for us) [he was actually fast asleep], we play a new game segment called Build the B**ch Joke, where we take turns and move the story forward using jokes, and even after making a horribly rollercoaster-y story about Mahesh, Suresh, and the horny little Bear, Dhruv, Jaydev and Kirtan find out the reality of Rayirth's f****d up brain and how he actually wanted the story to go! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿป

    42 min
  7. S1 | Ep. 8 | Mentor Meetings, Embarrassing Yaadein, aur I Swear It's a True Story!

    07/14/2021

    S1 | Ep. 8 | Mentor Meetings, Embarrassing Yaadein, aur I Swear It's a True Story!

    Dhruv is saddened by the fact that today he is the one waking the others up, and that they jokingly abandoned him to record the episode by himself. Kirtan's topic for us this episode is to tell your most embarrassing story, which bring out some of our nostalgic childhood memories. Jaydev and Rayirth along with Rayirth's incredible name generation skills, tell the tales of their Mentor Meetings in school and the sheer chaos that goes on in there. Also, Jaydev shares which of his favourite photos did he share in his English class! A new segment created by Kirtan, called I Swear It's A True Story, where each person has to say a story which might be true, false, partly true or false or inspired by a movie or show. Easy enough, right? (Yes Kirtan!). So, this time, Kirtan decided to tell a clearly fake story, and Dhruv tricked us all by combining 3 true stories making up a fake story! After this long chain of only stories, (Yes, even in the topic there were only stories) we all are done for good and left to be very similar to some hungry-hungry hippos, but it's never over without a passionate f**k you by Jaydev to everyone and his internet providers for providing such shit net reception throughout this episode! Have fun!

    37 min
  8. S1 | Ep. 7 | Science Vs. Commerce, BC Sutta, Favourite Cartoons aur Woh!

    06/14/2021

    S1 | Ep. 7 | Science Vs. Commerce, BC Sutta, Favourite Cartoons aur Woh!

    *This episode has really gone off the track and is a total randomness shit-fest, so if any offensive joke gets left in there, don't take it so seriously, and enjoy this unexpected episode, that is intentionally spaghetti structured but somehow eerily more structured than ever. ๐Ÿ‘ Failed Dramatic Reveal - Dhruv killed no one, and Rayirth, Kirtan, and Jaydev are alive! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Dhruv intentionally wants to argue over Science Vs. Commerce in this segment (totally inspired by Ashish Chanchalani), which ends up in "Sketchers" and " Peter Bhosdika"! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Kirtan reminisces about those days when Jaydev introduces him to the songs of Aadar Malik like "Bhenchod Sutta" and "Straight, Gay, Lesbian or Bi" and they wandered asking people if they smoked cigarettes, and if they did, convince them to quit by telling them to listen to Aadar's songs! Dhruv makes up a delusional story to waste everyone's time just because his life is not interesting enough! With this, Rayirth's annoying habit of starting every sentence with "hello," and the mysterious stories of "Woh" who used to do so much f****d up shit, came forward! A fresh new ad for the socks company, 'Konchi V Nas' meant for uhum... iykyk. (don't get offended please) A curious question by Jaydev, about each person's favorite Cartoon show leads to a heated monologue by Jaydev. And, we end it with a chance finally being given to Dhruv to end the podcast, while we address the loss of Bhuvan Bam's parents in Covid, and we request you to pray for him, and stay safe with your family. ๐Ÿ’“

    35 min
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"The Baat" (baat = talk) is the hot new podcast with 4 not so hot but really new podcasters. Unlike conventional podcasts, The Baat is unscripted and not a host-guest setting. It is just a few friends talking about random shit, who just wanna have fun, vent out, and joke around! So, enjoy listening to 4 foul-mouthed teenagers and their f****d up conversations! (The show doesn't contain stupid political content, but it does have stupid jokes that make up for non-stupid "good" content.) -- *This podcast is explicit and contains profane language & might contain offensive jokes to be taken in fun

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  • Creator
    The Baat
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    ยฉ The Baat
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