Patient 33

Counterpoint Productions

4.8 (30)
COMEDY FICTION
BIWEEKLY SERIES

Discover firsthand what happens in a world of incompetent doctors, cynical nurses, therapists who need therapy, and janitors who can't clean, all heard from the perspective of a coma patient.

EPISODE 1

M 33 John Doe

There's a mysterious, new patient at Hope's Memorial Hospital. Season 1, Episode 1 -- Content Warnings at the bottom of the description -- If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated :) [NOTE: SIRENS, HORNS, AND HONKING IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION] Transcripts - https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Kira Goldberg Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Amanda Lashmit as Nurse Margie Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com CONTENT WARNINGS: Hospitals / Medicine /Comas Harassment Car Crash Sirens / Horns / Honking / Ambulances Sound effects from daboy291, lewooz, craigsmith, yap-audio-production, yottasounds, johnsonbrand, magnuswaker, nachtmahrtv, jaredgibb, skeetmasterfunk, niedec, and eudes87 via freesound.org

19 min
EPISODE 2

Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day at Hope's Memorial Hospital, and the doctors are using the day to its full potential Season 1, Episode 2 -- Content Warnings at the bottom of the description.-- If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated :) [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION] Transcripts - https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Eve Gershon Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Amanda Lashmit as Nurse Margie Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Abby Little, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexual Situations Alcohol Hospitals Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Sound effects from jayfrosting, inndigoray, magnuswaker, veloc1rapt0r, xxbirdoxx, soundboy2000, johnsonbrannded, breviceps, bbonaparte199, yottasoounds, and previously credited users via freesound.org

15 min
EPISODE 3

Never Trust a Neurologist

Tensions rise in the hospital as Dr. Homely and Janitor Fisher work to cover up their mess from the night before. Season 1, Episode 3 — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description — If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review on either Apple Podcasts or Podchaser so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂 [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION] Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Eve Gershon Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexual Situations Hospitals Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Dead Bodies Sound effects from indigoray, daboy291, horcasitas, blaukreuz, and previously credited users via freesound.org

10 min
EPISODE 4

Sick as a Dog

Dr. Why's new therapy dog stirs up some trouble in the coma ward. Jennie starts growing concerned over Nurse Margie's continued disappearance. Season 1, Episode 4 — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description — If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review on Apple podcasts or Podchaser so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂 [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION] Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Eve Gershon Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Riley Thomas Stewart as Jack Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com CONTENT WARNINGS: Hospitals Comas Dog Barking Harassment/Threatening Implied Death Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Sound effects from moffet, deleted-user-21, tripjazz, horcasitas, josh-herman, daboy291, danrules213, craigsmith, aunrea, and previously credited users via freesound.org

10 min
EPISODE 5

Patient 34

A new patient arrives at the hospital. A detective comes to investigate Nurse Margie's disappearance. Season 1, Episode 5 — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description — If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂 [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION] Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ Written by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon and Kira Goldberg Directed by Kira Goldberg Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Rachel Othon as Charlie Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright Production Assistance by Abby Little FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com CONTENT WARNINGS: Cops Hospitals / Implied Death Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Sound effects from, hja, mariia, danrules213, mariabeatrizpereira, gerardcatala, yottasounds, mariiao2, tmcenaney1806, jamie7001, lewooz, craigsmith, samuelgremaud, jackthemurray, sieuamthanh, timeonunderwater, and previously credited users via freesound.org

22 min
EPISODE 6

Spaghetti Day

It's spaghetti day at Hope's Memorial, and things get messy. Season 1, Episode 6 — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description — If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂 [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION] Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Kira Goldberg Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright Lucille Wright as Voice 1 Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexual Situations Hospitals / Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Sound effects from sidequesting, marcjunker, anthousai, ja20208, josh-herman, daboy291, indigoray, tmcenaney, horcasitas, samuelgremaud, blaukreuz, craigsmith and previously credited users via freesound.org

18 min
EPISODE 7

What's That Smell?

A bad smell in the hospital puts everyone in poor spirits. Dr. Terrier starts to doubt Nurse Jennie. Season 1, Episode 7 — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description — If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂 [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION] Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Kira Goldberg Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Eve Gershon, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com CONTENT WARNINGS: Hospitals/Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Handling of a corpse Sound effects from janevdmerwe1995, vsokorelos, sgcardinal, mwsfx, danrules213, mariabeatrizpereira, hja, daboy291, tmcenaney1806, horcasitas, and previously credited users via freesound.org

16 min
EPISODE 8

From the Hallway

Patient 33 is kicked out of his own room after Detective Crunch opens the investigation into who killed Nurse Margie. Meanwhile, Jennie does not get along with her new supervisor. Season 1, Episode 8 — Content Warnings at the bottom of the description — If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a rating and review so that others can as well! It would be much appreciated 🙂 [NOTE: SIRENS IN THIS SHOW MAY RESEMBLE ACTUAL SIRENS IF YOU LISTEN IN THE CAR. USE CAUTION] Transcripts – https://patient33.com/listen-now/transcripts/ Written by Courtney Archerd and Eve Gershon Directed by Kira Goldberg Justin Stirewalt as Dr. Why Spencer Frankeberger as Dr. Terrier Kira Goldberg as Dr. Homely Eve Gershon as Detective Crunch Jake Needham as Dr. Cartwright and CSI 1 Nathan Zingg as Dr. Blue Nanci Kelham as Nurse Keller Drexler Nicole Shadi Tchounga as Nurse Jennie Courtney Archerd as Janitor Fisher and CSI 2 Sound Editing and Design by Courtney Archerd, Abby Little, and Jake Needham Music by Ryan Lew Graphic Design by Lucille Wright FOLLOW US: WEBSITE: https://patient33.com INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/patient33pod/?hl=en TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patient33pod TUMBLR: https://patient33.tumblr.com CONTENT WARNINGS: Hospitals / Comas Harassment/Threatening Sirens/Ambulances/Heart Monitors Panic Attacks Sound effects from crcavol, audiosmedia, vkproduktion, andyab, 13f-panska-kopriv, harrisando, arrowheadproductions, lewooz, sieuamthanh, timonunderwater, and previously credited users via freesound.org

26 min

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4.8

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30 Ratings

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Jan 6

Shan Lin 9999

Really innovative sound design and great direction of actors. If you want an immersive, humorous experience, this is the one to listen to
So fun!

02/12/2022

phylliebee

Love the music and the characters. Enjoying this!!
Entertaining & Funny!

01/08/2022

Tante143

Lots of Crazy Characters in this Hospital! This is my fave type of fiction podcast. I can actually picture this as a Streaming Series. (Depending upon how it finishes!)
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10/23/2021

Dereleaked88

Patient 33 has a creative and strange basis for a show yet thrives as a comedy. Simply put, it's hilarious. It's well produced, well acted (or voice acted), and well written. Speaking of which, it's impressive that each character is given enough spotlight and/or personality to help establish identity with such a large cast. The developing story is intriguing and gives the listener a reason to come back. Give this a download and subscribe now!

Discover firsthand what happens in a world of incompetent doctors, cynical nurses, therapists who need therapy, and janitors who can't clean, all heard from the perspective of a coma patient.

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Counterpoint Productions
Episodes

17
Seasons

1
Rating

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Patient 33

Patient 33

M 33 John Doe

Valentine's Day

Never Trust a Neurologist

Sick as a Dog

Patient 34

Spaghetti Day

What's That Smell?

From the Hallway

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Patient 33: The Midseason Trailer

Patient 33: Teaser

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Patient 33

Season 1

M 33 John Doe

Valentine's Day

Never Trust a Neurologist

Sick as a Dog

Patient 34

Spaghetti Day

What's That Smell?

From the Hallway

Trailers

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