Deep Drifters Podcast

Ben Miller and Jesse T Pattison
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A mostly improvised Sci-Fi comedy about a sentient space ship and a microscopic colony of organisms who broadcast findings, reports, and rambles as they drift through the cosmos.

Episodes

  1. 08/26/2021

    007 Elevated Passage to the Danger Zone Pt1

    Ship versus Bug, sometimes drunk, eukaryotes versus solars, drones and chit a chatter clatter, hardily working, Papa Bear, chunk a dunks, only one zero two, works of ARD, Bartholomew, sweet sweet beats, fork pronging the big old rock, codes of ec-thicks, Pretas Poopsies, call sign Goose to the Maverick, upsetting mouth noises, and Mighty Mighty Sandmite Sandbox Delight.

    18 min

  2. 08/12/2021

    006 D-Bag's Diary

    Grumblings from previous chats, D-bag's diary, old man's p***y, or rather the mother's old man as well as bass-slapping commercials from the great beyond.

    19 min

  3. 07/29/2021

    005 Yahooed Up

    Under the influence ... of yahoos, Tiberius and Pretas cover distracting dragon purrs, mining rates, PB, Cadaverene, Bartholomew, don, Dawn, dawn, mined gold, hey nonny nonny, tastical fans, grape apes, fool equipment, mixing sand with grapes, and family ships. Also...static, Samuela Garcheck, process seed, ageism, stroking in cardinal direction and Year of the Spored.

    22 min

  4. 07/22/2021

    004 Little Ditty About Jeff and Diane

    After rambling on Tarren Earth, taking tooth, bobbing apples, fan engagement, holes and openings, and blowing hard... Tiberius chats about a sexually affirmative text exchange between apes Jeff and Diane without any interruptions from the Pretas Cutsies about bug bladder beasts or limbless stumps in eternal damnation. Samuela Carfuetas is totally not made up.

    14 min

  5. 07/14/2021

    003 Sex with Toast

    Tiberius is insecure about his voice. Pretas Cutsies gives Tiberius the best 250th anniversary gift they can think of: talking about themself...a lot. In their self report Pretas blathers on about the name origin, insatiable hunger, open air bathroom, pine family, buying pedals for bipedals, the blue spruce, yeast level fornication, donning bibs, and tainted mushroom sex organs. Tiberius does his best to appear interested.

    16 min

  6. 07/05/2021

    002 Great Espresso Fiasco

    Tiberius struggles to explain the Coffee Wars Anniversary as Pretas Cutsies continuously derails the conversation. Also discussed: Grand Order Department, Great Organizational Vessel, gas and slick, Foggutive Dazzlements, Whack Jobs, 14 million sentient lives and who blew up the moon.

    24 min

  7. 06/30/2021

    001 Your Dada

    The colony of Pretas Cutsies and the ship Tiberius talk data, da-da, indie-digestion, the asteroid Bartholomew, murder choices, dropped calls, car fathers, ape religions, and advocate for microscopic life.

    20 min
  • 7 Episodes

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About

A mostly improvised Sci-Fi comedy about a sentient space ship and a microscopic colony of organisms who broadcast findings, reports, and rambles as they drift through the cosmos.

Information

  • Creator
    Ben Miller and Jesse T Pattison
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2021 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Deep Drifters Podcast