NeverMind the Shitcoins

Benjamin Bateman

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NeverMind the Shitcoins

The world’s first topical blockchain, bitcoin and altcoin panel quiz show. All opinions expressed within are intended as satire, and should not be taken as financial advice. Unless you really want to, in which case we can’t really do anything about your poor choices, can we?

10/27/2022

NVM the scores, In JP Morgan we trust!

More #cryptonews and fun than you can shake an #nft stick at! #bitcoinnews #blockchaintechnology #defi #cryptocurrency

6 min
10/26/2022

NVM Same-Sex Weddings for Russians (on Blockchain, Via Utah)

Rights for LGBTQ individuals in Russia today are all but non-existent, so the very idea of same-sex marriage in a Putin regime seems ludicrous. Yet, to start this heart-warming piece on an all too appropriate cliche, love finds a way. #cryptonews #lgbtq #blockchaintechnology #utah #russia #samesexmarriage #samesexmarriage

8 min
10/20/2022

NVM the NFT Nostalgia Hype, who is #brownbackpackguy?

Think you know the #cryptonews? Well step right up and take your shot at the toughest quiz in all of #bitcoin #shitcoin and maybe they might #pumpit coin history! #pixelmon #jollycake #cryptonews #xrp #sec #terraluna #dokwon #devcon #southafrica

10 min
10/14/2022

NVM the Sushi Swap Horse Play!

Welcome back to the biggest and best weekly #cryptocurrencynews game show in the world, NeverMind the #Shitcoins, Live from #Tulum Crypto Club! There were a couple of technical hiccups this week (Ben is a drunk and a liability), so apologies (from Ben) for the lack of introductions, but he promises to do better next week. We think we believe him this time? Which so called decentralised so called #blockchain was ‘temporarily paused’ this week and whyyyy? Why have #Solana definitely fans been a bit ‘fruity’ again this week? The #SEC have been monkeying around with #NFT holders hearts again. What’s good old Gary #Genslar been doing this week though? why should the CEO of well known #DEX, #SUSHI Swap, have said neigh to his bizarre urges this week?! Why should everyone in #Mexico support senator Indira Kempis? Plus we've got the picture round, and more bad puns than you can throw a Crag Wright law suit at. Subscribe and like while you're here, it helps Ben get out of bed in the morning!

8 min
10/11/2022 · BONUS

NVM the Sim Swap Hacks

Sim card swap hacks are an all too common and devastating social engineering attack, both inside and outside of the crypto space. But what exactly is a sim swap hack, how do they work, and what can you do to avoid falling victim to a hack? Join Ben as he finds out with Will Rose of Efani, a project actively protecting their clients from such network carrier incidents on a daily basis. #blockchaintechnology #simswap #2fa

7 min
10/06/2022

NVM Genslar + the SEC! Where's my BTC Big Mac!?

Live from Tulum Crypto Club, Ben's back with another quickfire round of kooky #cryptonews questions to test your #bitcoin #nft #web3 #defi knowledge! We're the best #cryptoquizshow in the world, because we're the only #crypto quiz show in the world! How is the prime-minister of Japan trying to improv e his crypto cred? Why are crypto fans lovin’ the small Swiss town of Lugano? Kim Kardshian was ordered to pay $1.26m for shilling Ethereum Maxx, but what should a 'savvy' degenerate investor have done straight away? How much did Hollywood action wanna be Steven Seagal get fined for promoting Bitcoiinn 2 Gen, earlier this year? Gary Genslar, isn’t the only Gary making headlines this week. Who is Gary Harmon, and how did he make US intelligence agents look very dumb recently? If you can answer all these questions without googling or watchign the show, then maybe you need to get out a little more! But you should still watch along because we've also got out extra awesome picture round to test you! Stay up to date and have a bit of a laugh doing it! Subscribe + Like to never miss a show!

9 min
09/22/2022

NVM the Profanity, where's the $160m!?

Nevermind the Shitcoins, live from Tulum Crypto club!! How was Profanity the cause of Crypto market maker, WinterMule’s $160m hack this week? What need result do the team behind 2019 ICO disaster #Sparkster, think burning their tokens will have for holders? Name the rapping crypto influencer who's in trouble with the SEC over the Sparkster shenanigans! How much do Colarado residents have to pay, to pay their taxes in crypto? And what caused #ethereum to tank after the merge? Plus our ever awesome picture round!! Get all the craziest #cryptonews you could ever need in just 9 minutes, and maybe have a giggle or two along the way. If that's your thing?

9 min
09/15/2022

NVM Vitalik's Big D: Live at Tulum Crypto Club!

Welcome to the biggest, best, and only crypto news quiz in the worrrrrllllddd! Have you been paying attention to the #cryptocurrency news and events this week? Test yourself and join us as we find out how many Bitcoin, Blockchain and Altcoin market news quiz questions can Ben fit into a 10 minute show, try to decipher to complex scoring system implemented, and then there's even a picture round, because pictures are fun, right? How might the role of NPCs be cheaply filled in future #GameFi platforms? While the price action of the crypto market might not be making many people smile this week, there has been a rather impressive #newath achieved. What was it? Vitalik will have to control his thoughts today as the biiiiggg moment arrives later. But what are we waiting for and when will it arrive… probably…? D’OH Kwon and his Merry men might be seeing justice soon as South Korean officials have issued warrants for their arrest today. To the nearest billion, how much in damages are they reported responsible for? Which big name coffee franchise plan to take their customers on a journey through the blockchain later this year? W/ Ben Bateman, keeping scores, Maren. Our captains Eugene and Francesca and guests this week, Steph, Christian, Yogi, Aaron, Anthony, and the mysterious Ryan. And huge thanks to Vivian for filming as well! It takes a village to maker a podcast! Subscribe and like for more weird and whacky blockchain and future tech news, quizzes and interviews, or fomo away., Your choice.

8 min

The world’s first topical blockchain, bitcoin and altcoin panel quiz show. All opinions expressed within are intended as satire, and should not be taken as financial advice. Unless you really want to, in which case we can’t really do anything about your poor choices, can we?

Creator

Benjamin Bateman
Years Active

2021 - 2022
Episodes

71
Rating

Explicit
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© Benjamin Bateman
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NeverMind the Shitcoins