The Thief

Michael Schofield

Award-winning and fully cast, fully immersive, low-fantasy mystery, in which the drawlatch heroine called Symphony stumbles into a missing-person conspiracy. A high-production value Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play.

Episodes

  1. A Huddle-close Yarn (Remastered)

    5D AGO · BONUS

    A Huddle-close Yarn (Remastered)

    "A Huddle-close Yarn" is a wintry tide-me-over between seasons of The Thief. Originally published Winter 2024, I've remastered it to bring you all good tidings. Huddle close around the fire with the other never-wanted, the weather's dropping, and listen carefully to the yarn spun by Aebbe Half-hand about a certain never-do-well who used to sit right where you are - before she ungratefully ran off: Symphony, the eponymous thief herself. The second season of The Thief is publishing right now for patrons on patreon.com/thethief, and will be available for everyone in the spring. Credits Written and produced by Michael Schofield Performed by ⁠Emily Morse-Lee⁠ (⁠BlueSky⁠, ⁠YouTube⁠) Music by ⁠⁠Tabletop Audio⁠⁠ (see usage statements). This episode of The Thief was produced at the time by our thegns ⁠Nandi K⁠, ⁠Amzylee⁠, Trei Brundrett, Andy McLellan, Eudico, Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Mike Atchley, Patrick Myers, and Cordelia Black. Joining them this year: Kari Sutcliffe, Patrik Deraković-Rakas, Ivan Duch, Lucas Duff, Jen, Kier Hodgson, Hannah Radcliff, Jeremy Román, Charles Villard. You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff on patreon.com/thethief.

    11 min

  2. TRAILER

    Unlikely to Survive • Trailer

    "The Thief" is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play, with just one player -- Sisi Wei -- and a full cast of NPCs, supported with soundscapes. The original world is grim, and it is unlikely the thief will survive. --- Behind the scenes: http://thiefpodcast.com Support for just $2 per episode: https://patreon.com/thethief Thief Companion Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5RuTvm561vbTpgnCSp3FSk Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@thethiefpodcast Tiktok: https://tiktok.com/@thiefpodcast

    1 min
  3. S106 • Night Callers

    09/11/2023

    S106 • Night Callers

    Symphony's audience with Lady Merchant concludes, and she spends her first fortuitous night in Merchant's Row. Credits Written and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Sound design by Michael Schofield. Cast, in order of appearance: Patricia Wires as both Lady Merchant and Nora Charles Villard as both Marley Osgard and the lovesick Godwin Anna Braithwaite as Her Lady's Maid Fletcher Noman as Doorman Isabela Duffles of the Night-calling Polewick Jeremy Roman as HectorThe licensed music you heard that I just love was Celtic Harp and respectively Medieval Harps 1 & 2 by a Blacksmith; and The Way It Was and Lore And Myths by Crypt of Insomnia. The Thief is made possible with the support of patrons we call "the Fyrd." Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Andy Priestner.  You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through Substack or Patreon.

    20 min
  4. S105 • Good Impressions

    07/31/2023

    S105 • Good Impressions

    Symphony, as Asta Evansdottir, manages an audience with the belle dame Lady Merchant herself. She has only this one chance to get in through the front door. Support our story, gain early access to new unpublished audio dramas in the same world, and find a free transcript for this episode alongside its highest quality version of the audio on patreon.com/thethief. Credits Written and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Sound design by Michael Schofield. Cast, in order of appearance: Patrik Derakovic-Rakas as Drypoint Kristian Byrne as the announcer Sisi Wei as Symphony Fletcher Noman as Gatekeeper Logan Riensmith as Wagon-loader Jeremy Roman as Albret Solly Patricia Wires as Nora Vincent Hughes as Messenger Patricia Wires as Lady Merchant Anna Braithwaite as Her Lady's MaidThe Thief is made possible with the support of patrons we call "the Fyrd." Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Andy Priestner. And with the support of our freepeoples, who help spread the word on social: SC Tadsen (@sctadsen), Patrik Derakovic-Rakas (@drpatrikva), Kris the Deserted GM (@desertedgm), Rusty Rayne (@rustyrayne), and Nathan from the AARPG Podcast (@tatooineunited.bsky.social). You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.

    16 min
  5. S104 • Doppleganger

    03/20/2023

    S104 • Doppleganger

    Symphony can’t get in with Merchant’s Row without some proof of - competency. So, she drops-in on an old friend. A transcript is published for free alongside the highest quality version of the audio on patreon.com/michaelschofield. Credits Written and produced by Michael Schofield. Played by Sisi Wei. Dialogue editing by Brianna Jean. Sound design by Michael Schofield. Cast, in order of appearance: Sisi Wei as Symphony Kristian Byrne as the announcer Charles Villard as Haldwen Patricia Wires as Isobel Hart Patrik Derakovic-Rakas as both Tailor’s Apprentice and Drypoint The Thief is produced by the Fyrd. Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, and Andy Priestner. You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.

    14 min
  6. S103 • The First Stone

    03/20/2023

    S103 • The First Stone

    For the first time we really see Symphony's neighborhood, Lorim's Hill, as she -- against Haldwen's warning -- starts looking under the rocks for clues about Eleanor Merchant and Lord Cagwen. A transcript is available on patreon.com/michaelschofield. CreditsWritten and produced by Michael SchofieldPlayed by Sisi WeiDialogue editing by Brianna JeanCast, in order of appearance: Kristian Byrne as the announcer Michael Schofield as the storyteller and Old Gossip Sisi Wei as Symphony Patricia Wires as Regal Gossip, Shrewed Gossip, and Isobel Hart Charles Villard as Haldwen. The Thief is produced by the fyrd. Our thegns Trei Brundrett and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Mike Atchley, Andy Priestner, and Joshua Simpson. Special thanks to the hérd, who answered the call to help bring The Thief to new ears. S. Kaiya J. creates strange and contemplative tabletop RPGs at https://mirror-lock.com. Isabela Duffles is our village's artist at https://isabeladuffles.com, and she's working with me right now on a comic called Swán. A very special thanks to Brigette Metzler, who wants to point out the volunteer-run ResearchOps community, a global community dedicated to scaling the impact and the craft of user research at https://researchops.community. You can sponsor the running of the 15,000-person-strong community on Patreon. Super special thanks to Sean Tadsen, who I see help signal-boost The Thief all the time. He streams every Friday on Twitch at https://twitch.tv/librarianwritergeek. Thanks to Emil, who is part of Double DM Podcast at https://twitter.com/DoubleDMPod. Ya'll are so prolific; I have no idea how you do it. And Adam Yauhasz, or Brim, or Razahhh. Voice actor and streamer over at https://twitch.tv/therazahhh - with three H's. And thanks to Bad Heroes, a fantasy actual play podcast about hapless adventurers hunting deadly curses in a realm bound to Hell. You can find them at http://badheroescast.com. You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.

    19 min
  7. S102 • Whistledown

    02/19/2023

    S102 • Whistledown

    Osment is carted away by the haldaen, but Symphony pursues, clambering through scaffolding and roof-spanning clotheslines - only for him to leave her nothing but a gossip pamphlet. Why? Content warning: this episode is tame. Credits:Written and produced by Michael SchofieldPlayed by Sisi WeiDialog Editing by Brianna JeanVoices in order of appearance: Kristian Byrne, Patrik Deraković-Rakas The music you heard was Gateway to the Fjords by Crypt of Insomnia, Mystic Desert by J Blanks, and some sad vocals by Orchestral. The Thief is produced by the fyrd. Our thegns Trei Brundrett, and Andy McLellan, and our spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Joshua Simpson, Kevin Wilson, and Mike Atchley. You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.

    14 min
  8. S101 • Rogue Bazaar

    10/03/2022

    S101 • Rogue Bazaar

    We meet Symphony again months after paying Bafford a visit. It's time to meet an old friend in the anonymity provided by a crowd. Credits:Written and produced by Michael SchofieldPlayed by Sisi WeiVoices in order of appearance: Kristian Byrne, Patrik Deraković-Rakas, Jeremy Roman, S. Kaiya J., and Elliot SchofieldMusic by iCentury, Crypt of Insomnia, and Tabletop Audio (see usage statements). The Thief is produced by the Fyrd: our thegn Trei Brundrett, spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Andy Priestner, Joshua Simpson, Kevin Wilson, and Mike Atchley. You can join the fyrd and help me make this stuff through ⁠Substack ⁠or ⁠Patreon⁠.

    22 min
  9. Prologue • Da Capo :: Part Two

    02/14/2022 · BONUS

    Prologue • Da Capo :: Part Two

    The thief stalks from Lorim's Hill to the rathaus in an old forum called "the den," and her story just gets started. Credits: Written and produced by Michael SchofieldPlayed by Sisi WeiVoices by Kristian Byrne, @strawberrio, and Patrik Deraković-Rakas.Music by Will Savino, Tabletop Audio, and Ivan Duch (see usage statements). This episode was produced by our fyrd: our thegn Trei Brundrett, and spear-throwers: Rebekah Monson, Laura Spears, Andy Priestner, Joshua Simpson, and Kevin Wilson.  You can join the Fyrd for free and help me make more stories about the Aendhrin and the legacy of Caledoran at patreon.com/thethief.

    32 min
  10. Prologue • First Note :: Part One

    01/10/2022 · BONUS

    Prologue • First Note :: Part One

    From her modest perch in Lorim's Hill, the thief steals into the night.  Credits:Written and produced by Michael SchofieldPlayed by Sisi WeiVoices by Kristian Byrne, @strawberrio, Chris Croll, and Patrik Deraković-Rakas. Music by Tabletop Audio and Ivan Duch (see usage statements). We couldn't come to you without the support of our Fyrd. Our spear throwers: Laura Spears, Andy Priestner, Joshua Simpson, and Kevin Wilson; our friends at Wunderpop: Unique AF Apparel for the Girls, Theys, Gays, and Allies; our freepeople: Jack Kellum from Gods and Gamemasters, Bill Helman, Vladyslav Dembik, and Counterspell Culture. Support indie fiction at patreon.com/thethief.

    26 min

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Award-winning and fully cast, fully immersive, low-fantasy mystery, in which the drawlatch heroine called Symphony stumbles into a missing-person conspiracy. A high-production value Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play.

Information

  • Creator
    Michael Schofield
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Michael Schofield
  • Show Website
    The Thief