The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Bryan Todd & Cuyler Marshall
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A GenZer and a GenXer rage about every damnable topic under heaven. Featuring Bryan Todd and Cuyler Marshall.

  1. 6D AGO

    Does Beaver Count as Fish?

    Also: • Attentions Paid to His Buttshole • And I'm Soaking in It • For the Same Reason Whales Have Feet • Corn-Creating Symbiotic Animals • A G-Spot in a Most Surprising Place • Dogs Domesticated Us • Where He Meets a Talking Mattress • Spit Becomes a Slick Substance • From Your Own Loins Sprang the Object of Your Ire • We Are the Pancake People Recorded February 19, 2026.

    1 hr

  2. FEB 13

    Bakeries are to the French What Saunas are to the Finnish

    Also: • Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE • They F****d With the Chicken • I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant • Half the Eyes are Full of Tears • An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in February • Deep Fry Some Oreos and a Stick of Butter • I Get to Have a Piece of Flea With Me • Without the Full Brunt of Federal Goons • A $17 Egg Sandwich, if You Like • Sent Into the Jungle With the Machete Recorded February 6, 2026.

    58 min

  3. JAN 30

    The Widely Available Peep Show, Orange Shag Carpeting, and Avocado-Colored Appliances

    Also: • Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace • This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire • My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster • It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted • The Daydream-Like Reflections of a Man Full of Regret • Do They Order Pizza in Romania? • Shirts Unbuttoned to the Navel, Necklaces and Taco Meat • Look How Much They Hate Jews! • You Could Be Maori, You Could Be Sudanese • I've Seen People Pooping on the Train Recorded January 22, 2026.

    48 min

  4. JAN 23

    An Ass-Ton of Dials, Knobs, Little Whirring Lights, Bits, and Buttons

    Also: • Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion • Outside of the Rare Fetishist • Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off • He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake • Would Somebody Just Give This Kid Some Valium? • When You've Got $30 Million to Smear • I Probably Wouldn't Tell You to Suck a Dick • Do We Have a Wheelchair? Do We Have a Vegan? • You'd Make an Excellent Walmart Greeter • Die Like a Whimper, My Friend Recorded January 16, 2026.

    1h 4m

  5. JAN 16

    A Rusty Trombone, You Did the Dog a Mercy, and Do the Inuit Have Frog Myths?

    Also: • Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy • A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat • If I Had Pearls to Clutch ... • Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture • And Then Something Goes a Little Squiggly • Lying Dead Behind a Trash Dumpster • It's Supposed to be Jarring • Frank Comes Up When I'm Doing Mushrooms • The Latest Album by Chonkus • How About a Dutch Oven or a Dirty Sanchez? Recorded January 8, 2026.

    1h 4m
  6. A Wee Bit of Christmas Delirium With Cuyler & Bryan

    12/25/2025

    A Wee Bit of Christmas Delirium With Cuyler & Bryan

    The Todd-Marshall Delirium

    43 min

  7. 12/19/2025

    The Only Thing That Grows There is Fennel, Misery, and Peat Moss

    Also: • Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries • Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees • He Distinctly Hears a Meow • The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms • It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant • The Sociocultural Umami We All Swim In • So Screamingly Ephemeral • Just a Meat Market of Desperation • Sitting on Top of the Carburetor, Petrified • Who Stabs a 71-Year-Old Man? • Hairless and Blind, Chained to a Mill Recorded December 11, 2025.

    1h 1m

  8. 12/08/2025

    A Cast of Deeply Unsavory Women, Dogs Would Rule the Landscape, and More Merciful Than Beheading, I Suppose

    Also: • Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands? • A Moment of Needless Pedantry • Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy • A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips • You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit • Bob Sink, a Funny Little Metaphor • Well Hung and a Good Hang • Can't Just Leave Blades in Barbicide • The Afflicted Die in Gruesome Ways • You End Up Eating Canned Dog Food Recorded November 21, 2025.

    1h 8m
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A GenZer and a GenXer rage about every damnable topic under heaven. Featuring Bryan Todd and Cuyler Marshall.

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  • Creator
    Bryan Todd & Cuyler Marshall
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    225
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Todd-Marshall Delirium
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