Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

Andrew Schultz and Joseph Huggins
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Cohosts Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are The Emerging Thought Leaders, Humorists, and Raconteurs of Our Time. With An Audience of Listeners Spanning Over 60 Countries, It’s Safe To Say Their Unique and Insightful Commentary On Global Affairs, The Culture, Politics, Business, Science, and Technology Combined With The Chemistry Between The Duo That Comes From Being Lifelong Friends, and The Rare Willingness To Be Vulnerable and Open About Their Own Lives, Has Turned This Show Into A Worldwide Phenomenon. It’s Your Favorite Podcast’s Favorite Podcast.

  1. 3d ago

    Episode 240: Grand Theft Auto-Tune

    Todd Rundgren, we gotta get you a woman—and possibly take your microphone away. On Episode 240 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew Schultz (Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (OldManHuggie) unpack Rundgren’s shots at Taylor Swift and his theory that video games helped female pop stars take over music. You don’t have to be a Swiftie to recognize when someone’s turned an interview into an old man yelling at a cloud. Also on the menu: a Massachusetts lesbian bar’s mask-policy meltdown, Trump’s proposed “super intelligence” rebrand, and Andrew calling a poker bluff with bottom pair—and somehow getting lectured by the guy whose chips he’s stacking. The detours include moon water, pumpkin spice propaganda, sobriety and GLP-1 debates, fantasy-football trade drama, and Andrew casually revealing that he fell off a cliff. This week’s Therapy Questions tackle the greatest nonmusical sound, whether society could lose mirrors, photographs, or clocks, which “skills” are mostly confidence, and the one music genre you’d save to rebuild humanity’s soundtrack. Come for the Todd Rundgren roast. Stay for a grown man defending his constitutional right to make bacon at night. Follow the show, leave a rating, and send this episode to your favorite shit-talker. Go love yourselves. Music: “The LLC” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Todd Rundgren says Taylor Swift ‘ruined music,’ calls her the ‘apotheosis of mediocrity’ | Entertainment Weekly​A fight over a lesbian bar’s Covid mask policy went viral for the wrong reasons | MSNOW​US diplomats told to say ‘super intelligence’ — not AI — after Trump call | AP News

    Episode 240: Grand Theft Auto-Tune

  2. Sep 23

    Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst Angle

    Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst Angle You can spend all day perfecting your jawline, but you can’t control the angle the news takes. Andrew and Joseph get into the serious allegations facing looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular, his online persona, and the strange world that made him famous. Elsewhere, Trump tells a CNN reporter she shouldn’t be at the United Nations, a pro-Trump festival collapses after selling six VIP passes, and the guys ask whether AI giants want sensible regulation or a bigger head start. Plus: Andrew loses a drag queen bingo runway showdown, and Therapy Questions puts first impressions, fake legacies, Earth’s official smell, and useless reflexes up for debate. Music: Intro song: “Shake The Concrete” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes
Outro song: “Get It For Free” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Trump tells CNN 'You should not be here' as White House ban persists | AP News ​Social media influencer ‘Clavicular’ accused of rape | NPR​Pro-Trump ‘Freedom Fest’ featuring Kid Rock canceled after poor VIP sales | MSNOW​Altman, Amodei expected to join UN Security Council meeting about AI | CNBC

    Episode 239: Clavicular’s Worst Angle

  3. Sep 9

    Episode 238: Is Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP Going To The Moon?

    Hunter Biden has officially entered the meme-coin casino and naturally, he’s cashing in on the laptop scandal that refused to die. This week, Andrew and Joseph break down the launch of Hunter’s Laptop Coin, why some battleground Republicans are suddenly skipping a Trump-backed midterm convention, and the TSA’s new experiment allowing people without plane tickets through airport security. Plus, Therapy Questions investigates Dream You’s criminal record, a pill that permanently eliminates embarrassment, whether you’d risk learning your exact intelligence ranking, and which complaints would immediately be denied by the Department of Bitching. Politics, crypto, airport chaos, and dangerously confident opinions welcome to Episode 238 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Music: Intro Song: “Workaholic” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Outro Song: “Bad As Hell” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Hunter Biden launches meme coin inspired by 2020 laptop scandal | MSNOW​Why some battleground GOP candidates are skipping this week's Trump-backed midterm convention | CBS News​TSA opens airport gates to some people without plane tickets | AP News

    Episode 238: Is Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP Going To The Moon?

  4. Sep 2

    Episode 237: The Five-Tool Fraudster Hits for the Crime Cycle

    The internet may have finally reached peak absurdity. This week, Andy and Huggie investigate Daejon Love the alleged fake NFL player who somehow fooled his way into internet fame and celebrate George Santos becoming the first person in history to receive a lifetime ban from Kalshi. Apparently, when Congress expels you and a prediction market says you’re too shady, you’re officially operating at a Hall of Fame level. Plus, Google Maps begins showing “Lake America” to U.S. users, because apparently even geography can get rebranded now. But first, in Therapy Questions: ​If aliens demanded to meet the person most responsible for humanity’s current personality, whom would we send?​Which statistic would you check first on your life’s complete stats page?​If humanity discovered the universe was a simulation, how quickly would everyone return to work?​And if you forgive someone but never trust them again, did you actually forgive them or just unsubscribe from the anger? Fake athletes, permanent bans, renamed bodies of water, simulated realities, and emotional subscription cancellations welcome to Episode 237 of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Music: ​Intro Song: Check Please - Mr. Goody Two Shoes​Outro Song: Hall Of Fake (A Love Letter To George Santos) - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Alleged fake NFL player Daejon Love takes over the internet | USA Today​George Santos becomes first person to get lifetime ban from Kalshi | CNN Politics​Google Maps starts showing 'Lake America' to U.S. users as Trump renaming rolls out | Yahoo News

    Episode 237: The Five-Tool Fraudster Hits for the Crime Cycle

  5. Aug 26

    Episode 236: R.I.P. Dolly

    This week, we honor the incomparable Dolly Parton and celebrate the music, wit, generosity, and one-of-a-kind spirit that made her a cultural icon. Then the conversation takes several hard turns as we examine the Lindsay Clancy trial, the arrest of 49ers owner Jed York in an alleged prostitution sting, and a disturbing study revealing the prevalence of CTE among deceased former NFL players. Plus, Therapy Questions asks: Would society survive if everyone received one consequence-free slap per year? Would brutally honest blame percentages kill the apology? Why do ghosts respect property lines? And is it more powerful to detect a lie—or make someone comfortable enough to tell you the truth? It’s grief, scandal, uncomfortable truths, paranormal loopholes, and one extremely dangerous hypothetical slap. Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Music: ​Intro Song: Stay - Mr. Goody Two Shoes​Outro Song: Dolly Parton - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Article Links: ​Dolly Parton, singular country music star, has died at age 80 | NPR​Lindsay Clancy trial Day 20: Psychologist testifies mother criminally responsible for killing her 3 children | ABC7NY.com​San Francisco 49ers owner John "Jed" York arrested in prostitution sting in East Palestine, Ohio | WKBN​At least 25% of former NFL players who died during 5-year period had CTE | NPR

    Episode 236: R.I.P. Dolly

  6. Aug 19

    Episode 235: Thank You For Calling Earth

    Thank you for calling Earth. Your planet is very important to us. Please remain on the line while humanity continues making everything significantly weirder. This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph decide who should represent Earth’s customer service department, devise a one-year plan to turn Grandma into an internet celebrity, upgrade their bodies with animal parts, and determine which corporation would pay the most to permanently sponsor a human being. Then it’s on to the increasingly complicated battle over who profits from AI-generated music, the fight between fact and fiction surrounding the Tupac Shakur murder trial, a Chucky-masked creep allegedly chasing a jogger through Philadelphia, and why South Korea’s president says the country must prepare for the “worst-case scenario.” AI lawsuits. Tupac conspiracies. Influencer grandmas. Corporate forehead tattoos. Just another completely normal call to Planet Earth. Press 1 for Therapy Questions.Press 2 for international instability.Press 3 to talk shit—or get off the pod. 🎙️ Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod — Episode 235: “Thank You for Calling Earth”

    Episode 235: Thank You For Calling Earth

  7. Aug 12

    Episode 234: Thoroughbred Unicorns

    This week, Andrew and Joseph are asking the important Therapy Questions: If every historical figure got one podcast episode, who would break the internet? What’s the first thing humanity would do if unicorns turned out to be real? Which decade would have the most annoying personality? And if every billionaire had to start over with only $100, who would claw their way back to the top first? Then the flocking madness begins. The guys break down the growing backlash against surveillance cameras in North Texas, Trump’s Patriot Games and the uncomfortable history of youth sports as propaganda, why Mike Lindell might have a legitimate shot in Minnesota, and America’s credit card debt climbing toward an all-time record of $1.26 trillion. Unicorns, billionaires, propaganda, surveillance and crippling debt—just another completely normal week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod. Stories discussed: Flock camera backlash in North Texas | KERA News Trump’s Patriot Games and youth sports as propaganda | MSNOW Why Mike Lindell could win in Minnesota | MSNOW Credit card debt nears an all-time record | ABC News Music: Intro Song: “Asleep Talking” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Magnus Ferrell Cover) Outro Song: “Chalant Type Shit” - Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Unreleased Exclusive Preview)

    Episode 234: Thoroughbred Unicorns

  8. Aug 5

    Episode 233: 30 Seconds To Prison

    How fast can life go completely off the rails? This week, we’re testing that theory. We kick things off with another round of Therapy Questions, including: * What’s the most useless skill you’d instantly master? * If Earth had one official mascot, who gives humanity our best shot? * Which historical event deserves a modern sports broadcast? * And which internet conspiracy would you finally want the real answer to? Then we dive into a packed week of headlines: 🎬 Hollywood’s silence grows as new allegations surrounding Jared Leto continue to surface and major industry figures keep their distance. 🏛️ The Reflecting Pool controversy escalates, raising fresh questions about government oversight and accountability. 🔥 An alleged arsonist appears in court after the devastating Spokane wildfires, as investigators continue piecing together what happened. 🚨 A man carrying ammunition is arrested near Donald Trump’s golf course outside Los Angeles, prompting another major security scare. As always, expect questionable opinions, unnecessary confidence, and just enough chaos to keep everyone out of prison… hopefully. 📰 Articles Discussed * NBC News — Jared Leto allegations * MSNBC — Trump’s Reflecting Pool controversy * NPR — Spokane wildfire arson suspect * NPR — Man arrested near Trump’s golf course 🎧 New episodes every week. If you laughed, got offended, or questioned humanity, hit Follow, leave a 5-star rating, and share the show with someone who’d definitely need more than 30 Seconds To Prison.

    Episode 233: 30 Seconds To Prison
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Cohosts Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are The Emerging Thought Leaders, Humorists, and Raconteurs of Our Time. With An Audience of Listeners Spanning Over 60 Countries, It’s Safe To Say Their Unique and Insightful Commentary On Global Affairs, The Culture, Politics, Business, Science, and Technology Combined With The Chemistry Between The Duo That Comes From Being Lifelong Friends, and The Rare Willingness To Be Vulnerable and Open About Their Own Lives, Has Turned This Show Into A Worldwide Phenomenon. It’s Your Favorite Podcast’s Favorite Podcast.

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  • Creator
    Andrew Schultz and Joseph Huggins
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    237
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Andrew Schultz and Joseph Huggins
  • Show Website
    Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod