The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling

Anthony Keetch
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Patriot, author of best-selling Satanic chillers, proud nudist, and upstanding subject of Her Majesty. What the uncouth call a 'blog,' I like to think of as an epistle to my apostles

  1. Sir Desmond Stirling’s Bring Me Flesh!

    12/09/2025

    Sir Desmond Stirling’s Bring Me Flesh!

    Sir Desmond Stirling’s Bring Me Flesh! Gird your undercarriage! Sir Desmond Stirling’s latest Yuletide yarn is here - and it’s his most spleen-tingling one yet! Shiver right down to the marrow as our favourite purveyor of Satanic chillers relates his encounter with the Haunted Tree… Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2025

    28 min

  2. 11/11/2025

    Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 4

    Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 4 Has the wretched Forrest really bagged a Yeti? If so, how will they get it through Customs? Relish the pant-shredding conclusion to this rollicking yarn from everyone’s favourite Pensmith of Peril! Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2025

    22 min
  3. Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 3

    11/07/2025

    Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 3

    Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 3 Who else is exploring Mount Ghangbhang? Who is the hairy monk? And how far can our heroes push their luck before they end up as Yeti lunch? The third chapter of Sir Desmond Stirling’s rip-roaring saga. Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2025

    29 min
  4. Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! episode 2

    11/04/2025

    Sir Desmond Stirling's Abominable! episode 2

    Our intrepid explorers begin their quest. But who is throwing rocks at them? And who exactly are the warrior Monks protecting? Can you cope with more excitement than is medically recommended? Written and perfomed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2025

    39 min
  5. Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 1

    10/31/2025

    Sir Desmond Stirling’s Abominable! Episode 1

    The first episode of Sir Desmond Stirling’s 1950s tale of the quest for the Yeti! Playboy adventurer Charles, Viscount de Bourbon a Bisquit and Dr Greenford Wimpybar are commissioned by wealthy heiress Diamanté Baconburger to capture an Abominable Snowman. Is this a good idea…? Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (C) Anthony Keetch 2025

    44 min
  6. Blood on Stan's Claw episode 3

    12/18/2024

    Blood on Stan's Claw episode 3

    Frau Perchta is coming to town! But has Sir Desmond been naughty or nice? The bowel-clenching final episode! Written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2024

    30 min
  7. Blood on Stan's Claw episode 2

    12/16/2024

    Blood on Stan's Claw episode 2

    Another Santa is dead! World-renowned adventurer and spooky yarnsmith Sir Desmond Stirling investigates... but are those sleighbells or the clanging chimes of doom? And who or what is Stan? Written and Performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2024

    31 min
  8. Blood on Stan's Claw episode 1

    12/15/2024

    Blood on Stan's Claw episode 1

    Sir Desmond Stirling - best-selling author of Satanic chillers - recounts the time he donned the wellies to investigate the mysterious deaths of department store Father Christmasses. Who is offing the erstaz St Nicks and why? Is the killer simply wreaking revenge for not getting the railway set they wanted - or is the reason lost in the legends of long ago...? Sir Desmond Stirling is written and performed by Anthony Keetch (c) Anthony Keetch 2024

    25 min
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