Corporate Strategy

The Corporate Strategy Group
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Satirical self-help lovingly shared by two millennial tech industry vets. Engineering, sales, marketing, product management, and custodial services cover it all in 30 minutes or less. Coffee not provided.

  1. 5d ago

    Working With People You Cannot Stand Part 1

    We trade stories about the coworkers who make progress feel impossible, from perfection-first gatekeepers to senior dependencies who weaponize silence. We walk through practical ways to escalate without drama, protect delivery, and recognize when leadership is the real problem.  • breaking down why some weeks feel like nonstop Wednesday  • defining levels of “can’t stand working with them” from annoying to unbearable  • sharing an MVP vs perfection conflict that nearly turns physical  • explaining why leadership often protects toxic high performers  • escalating with facts, notes, and low-emotion framing  • using managers as “heavy guns” to force decisions  • handling adjacent-team dependencies who outrank your chain  • spotting culture red flags that signal it is time to leave  CalicoCutPants.com  please share it with your friends, family, neighbors, coworkers, especially the toxic ones  Support the show Click/Tap HERE for everything Corporate Strategy Elevator Music by Julian Avila Promoted by MrSnooze Don't forget ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it helps!

  2. Sep 14

    Do Not Microwave Fish Ever Again

    We draft our way through the most relatable corporate annoyances, from out of office messages that help to video calls that should have never happened. Along the way, we rant about work travel, office microwaves, and the small tech failures that can derail a meeting in seconds. • Patreon plug for storytelling and presentation skills using the Hero’s Journey and the Amazon method  • Why business travel lingers in your brain and why flying feels uniquely miserable  • The case that incentives and regulatory capture keep travel and other systems worse than they need to be  • Nostalgia marketing, Pepsi Man, and why weird ideas can win attention fast  • Top three out of office messages and what makes them actually useful  • The most ridiculous and uncomfortable things seen on video calls  • What should never go in the office microwave and why the smell never dies  • Meeting interruptions that wreck focus like dogs, forced updates, and Microsoft Authenticator  • Practical meeting survival tips like two devices, cloud decks, and sharing a window not a screen  • Work laptop hygiene, personal data boundaries, and why tabs and notifications betray you  Please share this with your friends, family, neighbor, and co-workers.  You can also join our Patreon.  So join our Discord. Support the show Click/Tap HERE for everything Corporate Strategy Elevator Music by Julian Avila Promoted by MrSnooze Don't forget ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it helps!

  3. Sep 8

    Real Collaboration Is Rare

    We challenge the way workplaces use “collaboration” and argue that most of it is just independent work with a shared deadline. We map out what real collaboration looks like, why it’s rare, and how to avoid meetings that waste time and strip teams of autonomy.  • production issues, missing audio, and why last week only lives as shorts  • a mini crusade against LinkedIn AI slop and the idea of reporting 10 posts a day  • the cheese ball obsession and why it somehow becomes a lifestyle  • “collaboration” versus task handoffs, plus the group project origin story  • doers, detractors, and the middle, and how to assign work without getting burned  • where collaboration actually happens, especially in code reviews, marketing reviews, and Scrum refinement  • the sev one mega call anti pattern where one person does the work and everyone else watches  • a practical filter for better sessions: right people, clear output, real decision power  join our Patreon for a dollar or ten dollars a month  You can also join our Discord  the least you can do is share this with your friends  Support the show Click/Tap HERE for everything Corporate Strategy Elevator Music by Julian Avila Promoted by MrSnooze Don't forget ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it helps!

  4. Aug 24

    The Executive Detail Trap

    We go from our love of surprise twists to a brutally practical question: how we deliver the right level of detail at work when leaders give vague asks and unclear formats. We share the tactics we use to get fast feedback, avoid wasted effort, and navigate the executive layer without losing our minds.  • why surprises and subverted expectations work in stories and advertising  • how trust breaks when companies reverse public promises  • the real problem with ambiguous asks for decks, emails, and RCA summaries  • asking individual contributors directly for the details that matter  • giving executives three options so they feel ownership  • building extra research into appendix slides without presenting it upfront  • using quick Slack or Teams check-ins to avoid weeks of rework  • managing the perception of success versus chasing perfect outcomes  Hey, if you liked what you heard and you don't have a dollar to give, share this podcast with your friends.  Invite them to the Discord to continue the conversation and continue to listen.  Support the show Click/Tap HERE for everything Corporate Strategy Elevator Music by Julian Avila Promoted by MrSnooze Don't forget ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it helps!

  5. Aug 17

    Decisions In A Vacuum

    We start with some intentionally ridiculous market talk, then get honest about how corporate meetings can reward confidence over clarity. We break down what to do when leadership makes decisions in a vacuum, and how we protect our teams while still surviving the politics.  • spotting “corporate nonsense” language and why quiet people often add more value  • using AI for real work, including document review systems and Jira automation lessons  • defining vacuum decisions through impact and breakage, who gets hurt and who doesn’t  • staying positive without becoming the future scapegoat, asking questions as CYA  • choosing tactics based on who made the call, peers versus executives  • disagreeing and committing while building safeguards like feature flags and rollback plans  • middle management as the shield, protecting ICs from overload and bad optics  • when to plan an exit, and where ethical lines change the escalation playbook  Join our Discord by checking the show notes or the description. Join our Patreon today. Share with your friends too.  Support the show Click/Tap HERE for everything Corporate Strategy Elevator Music by Julian Avila Promoted by MrSnooze Don't forget ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it helps!

  6. Aug 10

    Audio Exclusive: The Career What-Ifs

    We test a new recording setup, nerd out on an electronics repair game, then use it as a springboard to talk about right to repair and why fixing things feels harder in the US than it should. We also run a career retrospective on our biggest pivots, what we might have done differently, and why fulfillment often beats the “safe” path.  • trying a new podcasting platform and accepting the risk of a messy test  • a Tokyo repair shop game that captures the joy of tinkering without the wait  • why parts access and repair markets shape consumer behavior and e-waste  • reflecting on career forks without spiraling into dwelling  • engineering versus sales engineering and how culture fit changes everything  • leaning into soft skills, systems thinking, and product management  • choosing challenge over comfort and what that reveals about motivation  • leaving the corporate ladder to build something tangible and small-team focused  • age perception inside big companies and how it can cap promotions  • the Bitcoin mining story we still regret  Hey, and uh, if you like the nothing that we do, you could support the show… if you're not a member of our Patreon, you can join it by clicking the link… And if you're not into lights, we're gonna have to join our Discord… We're on YouTube, we're on Instagram, we're on all the podcast platforms… buy a baby onesie. Support the show Click/Tap HERE for everything Corporate Strategy Elevator Music by Julian Avila Promoted by MrSnooze Don't forget ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it helps!

  7. Aug 2

    Corporate Hot Takes On Email Boundaries And Real Productivity

    We catch up live from a newly sound-treated studio and somehow end up deep in toe injuries, travel gear, and why Crocs might be the real comfort hack. Then we pivot into corporate hot takes on email habits and productivity, including why living in your inbox keeps you reactive and why “busy” is not the same as effective. • joking about LaCroix as a “fountain of youth” and settling into the live setup  • adjusting to a soundproof room and the oddly echo-free feeling  • post-vacation check-in with IBS, broken toes, hiking pain, and black toenails  • why Crocs feel wrong but work great for travel  • the strange logic of shoe theft and the idea of Corporate Strategy Croc charms  • setting up listener questions and returning to corporate hot takes  • email is not a to-do list, checking it a few times daily, and keeping work in Jira  • why fast email replies do not equal promotion and how to avoid constant firefighting  • being busy vs being productive, plus the “effort vs accomplishment” lesson  Support the show Click/Tap HERE for everything Corporate Strategy Elevator Music by Julian Avila Promoted by MrSnooze Don't forget ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it helps!

  8. Jul 27

    Strategy vs Tactics

    We trade vacation stories and a surprisingly business-relevant take on Moby Dick, then pivot into the career trap of becoming the workplace firefighter. We unpack how the Five Whys, smarter follow-ups, and simple systems help us protect our time, avoid burnout, and grow into more strategic roles without losing credibility.  • why being the go-to fixer feels rewarding then becomes a trap  • using the Five Whys to find root causes instead of treating symptoms  • when to execute immediately and when to push for context  • turning tactical delivery into strategic influence with follow-up conversations  • a practical way to think about tactical vs strategic time ratios  • empowering teams to reduce hand-holding and escape the weeds  • building processes, then optimizing, then automating with AI workflows  • recognizing “everything is urgent” as an unidentified problem  Hey, if you like what you heard and uh you want to be a friend to us, we love friends and we’d love it if you shared this podcast with your friends, your family, your neighbors, and your coworkers. We have a Patreon and for a dollar or $10 a month, you can support us either smallly or bigly. If you want even further tips, join our Discord and we’ll help you out.  Support the show Click/Tap HERE for everything Corporate Strategy Elevator Music by Julian Avila Promoted by MrSnooze Don't forget ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ it helps!

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Satirical self-help lovingly shared by two millennial tech industry vets. Engineering, sales, marketing, product management, and custodial services cover it all in 30 minutes or less. Coffee not provided.

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  • Creator
    The Corporate Strategy Group
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    228
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Corporate Strategy
  • Show Website
    Corporate Strategy