Don't Tell My Therapist

Licensed to Bullshit
  • 4.6 (79)
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Two 20-something girls decided to start a podcast - because the world definitely needs another one, right? We might not be licensed therapists, but we are licensed to b******t. Join Jenna and Sophia as they discuss their embarrassing dating stories, life experiences, mental health journeys and more. You might laugh, you might cry, you might think "why are they like this?" and the answer is, we don't know. Whatever you do, Don't Tell Our Therapists.

  1. Jul 23

    Session 81: Second Date Update

    This week, Sophia's dream finally came true—Jenna canceled her Pandora subscription (for now). Unfortunately, Soph also lived her nightmare when she saw a familiar face on her first day of work. The girls discuss their future weddings, the second date from hell, and Jenna learns the first rule of book club (don't read the book). If you're reading this and having a bad day, just remember it could always be worse (but it could also be better)!! Want more BS? Follow @DontTellMyTherapistPod

  2. Jul 9

    Session 80: What do beautiful women think about?

    This week, the girls reveal what beautiful women are actually thinking, find out if they're smarter than a 5th grader, and explain why bungee jumping and Angel's Landing are strictly before-kids activities (looking at you, Jenna's mom). Want more BS? Follow the pod!

  3. Mar 19

    Session 79: Naked Ghosts & Stolen Flamingos

    We’re back… did you miss us? Because a lot has happened. World War III has broken out, Soph’s falling in love, and Jenna’s getting bullied by anonymous haters. You know who you are, and we hope all of your toenails fall off.  Want more bs? Find us on Instagram @DontTellMyTherapistPod

  4. 09/11/2025

    Session 78: iSpy a Cheater

    This week, Jenna faces two life lessons: friendship is a scam and so is healthcare. Soph, on the other hand, unpacks her history with a gay stripper ex and loses a battle of wits to an iSpy book written for seven-year-olds.

  5. 08/28/2025

    Session 77: PSA to TSA

    If you had “Jenna taking vocal lessons” and “Sophia getting a boyfriend” on your 2025 bingo card… congrats, you’re a psychic. Jenna’s one lesson away from being the next Sabrina Carpenter, and Sophia is one hard launch away from becoming insufferable. And if you thought you were getting up to pee mid-flight, think again because Jenna says “hold it.”

  6. 08/14/2025

    Session 76: Dead Dog for Sale

    If you came here for a "how to" on making a fake Instagram profile, you're in the wrong place. Or... are you? 👀  In Session 76, Jenna questions what sunscreen actually is and why Oura rings exist, Sophia stumbles across a dead dog for sale, and the girls go down a rabbit hole of dating apps they wish they'd never found.

  7. 07/31/2025

    Session 75: Hi Mom, Please Stop Listening

    After a brief break we’re back on the mic and just as unhinged. Soph’s family is apparently listening now (hi, we guess?), and we’re diving headfirst into the important questions: Are zoos evil? Would you rather be a 6’7” or 5’6” short king?  Also, Soph quit her job. So she’s either thriving or spiraling (TBD). Want more bs? Find us on Instagram @DontTellMyTherapistPod

  8. 04/17/2025

    Session 74: Fake Accents & Filibusters

    What do a 25-hour speech, Buffalo Exchange, and a British cat have in common? Nothing. And yet, here we are. This week, Jenna investigates a senator's bathroom breaks, and the girls uncover shocking news: cats might have accents.  Want more BS? Find us on Instagram @DontTellMyTherapistPod

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Two 20-something girls decided to start a podcast - because the world definitely needs another one, right? We might not be licensed therapists, but we are licensed to b******t. Join Jenna and Sophia as they discuss their embarrassing dating stories, life experiences, mental health journeys and more. You might laugh, you might cry, you might think "why are they like this?" and the answer is, we don't know. Whatever you do, Don't Tell Our Therapists.

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  • Creator
    Licensed to Bullshit
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    81
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Licensed to Bullshit
  • Show Website
    Don't Tell My Therapist

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