The Real HouseMATES of New York

Jessica & Robert
  • 4.2 (32)
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Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people. 

  1. "Chaos Never Takes a Day Off" NEXT GEN S02E01, IN THE CITY S01E07, RHOA S17E13, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03E13

    4d ago

    "Chaos Never Takes a Day Off" NEXT GEN S02E01, IN THE CITY S01E07, RHOA S17E13, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03E13

    Send us Fan Mail "Chaos Never Takes a Day Off" NEXT GEN S02E01, IN THE CITY S01E07, RHOA S17E13, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03E13 HOUSEMATES! Make sure to subscribe to our Pateron and catch our recaps/discussions on Below Deck Med Season 11 with new housemate Lexi and Below Deck super fan! MENTION IT ALL What a week for Bravo.. From Liz leaving RHORI, to Gabriella calling the cops on Milania, to Sandoval throwing Victoria's father into a fire pit, to West being held to fire with the white board bros ..  NEXT GEN S02E01 Ava is literally the worst.. IN THE CITY S01E07 Danielle... that was definitely a white dress. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E13 We are in Scottland! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 REUNION PART 2 Alicia ended this season perfectly, she'd only change her makeup. THE VALLEY S03E13 Zack's birthday. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:47 MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:47 - 00:21:16 NEXT GEN: 00:21:16 - 00:41:40 IN THE CITY: 00:41:40 - 01:00:17 RHOA: 01:00:17 - 01:12:13 RHORI: 01:12:13 - 01:27:19 THE VALLEY: 01:27:19 - 01:35:27 F*MARRYKILL: 01:35:27 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    1h 39m
  2. "Hot and Weird" IN THE CITY S01E06, RHOA S17E12, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S03E12

    Jun 27

    "Hot and Weird" IN THE CITY S01E06, RHOA S17E12, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S03E12

    Send us Fan Mail "Hot and Weird" IN THE CITY S01E06, RHOA S17E12, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S03E12 HOUSEMATES! Make sure to subscribe to our Patreon and catch our recaps/discussions on Below Deck Med Season 11 with new housemate Lexi and Below Deck super fan!  MENTION IT ALL So about Kenny.. and The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls trip trailer dropped and we have thoughts! IN THE CITY S01E06 We are very tired of Amanda. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E12 No more Shamea please. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 REUNION PART 1 What a start to this reunion! And what is Rulla's new nose?! THE VALLEY S03E12 Traveling Kristen is here.. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:11 MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:11 - 00:21:34 IN THE CITY: 00:21:34 - 00:43:57 RHOA: 00:43:57 - 01:04:48 RHORI: 01:04:48 - 01:25:52 THE VALLEY: 01:25:52 - 01:48:31 F*MARRYKILL: 01:48:31 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    1h 59m
  3. "Summer's Over, The Drama Isn't" SUMMER HOUSE S10 "THE AFTERMATH", IN THE CITY S01E05, RHOA S17E11, RHORI S01 E12, THE VALLEY S03E11

    Jun 20

    "Summer's Over, The Drama Isn't" SUMMER HOUSE S10 "THE AFTERMATH", IN THE CITY S01E05, RHOA S17E11, RHORI S01 E12, THE VALLEY S03E11

    Send us Fan Mail "Summer's Over, The Drama Isn't" SUMMER HOUSE S10 "THE AFTERMATH", IN THE CITY S01E05, RHOA S17E11, RHORI S01 E12, THE VALLEY S03E11 MENTION IT ALL Porsha will always be Porsha. And Sai vs. Carol, it needed to happen.. And obviously we side with Sai SUMMER HOUSE S10 THE AFTERMATH Ok, so this episode was a snore .. but we still have thoughts, and we are sure you do too. Make sure to subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content and hear our full Summer House  "The Aftermath" thoughts. IN THE CITY S01 E05 We can all see your abs Andrea. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E11 The roller skating party was everything we have been missing. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E12 What a great first season! We can't wait for the reunion. THE VALLEY S03 E11 We cannot believe we are siding with Janet.... TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:33 MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:33 - 00:19:12 SUMMER HOUSE: 00:19:12 - 00:34:56 IN THE CITY: 00:34:56 - 00:55:42 RHOA: 00:55:42 - 01:14:41 RHORI: 01:14:41- 01:25:10 THE VALLEY: 01:25:10 - 01:41:40 F*MARRYKILL: 01:41:40 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    1h 47m
  4. "Last Minute Invites are Not For Summah" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3, IN THE CITY S01E04, RHOA S17E10, RHORI S01 E11, THE VALLEY S03E10

    Jun 13

    "Last Minute Invites are Not For Summah" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3, IN THE CITY S01E04, RHOA S17E10, RHORI S01 E11, THE VALLEY S03E10

    Send us Fan Mail "Last Minute Invites are Not For Summah" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3, IN THE CITY S01E04, RHOA S17E10, RHORI S01 E11, THE VALLEY S03E10 MENTION IT ALL Jesse dropped his timeline and Milania was arrested? SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 3 We have so many thoughts we can't contain it in one episode. Make sure to subscribe to our Patreon for ex clusive content and hear our full Summer House thoughts with housemate, Noelle joining!!! IN THE CITY S01E04 Do not come for Andrea! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E10 Sending a last minute invite is not the way. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E11 Rulla finally graced us with her presence.. THE VALLEY S03E10 Zach, you could have rented some furniture at least ...  TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:05:10 MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:10 - 00:16:06 SUMMER HOUSE: 00:16:06 - 00:24:34 IN THE CITY: 00:24:34 - 00:42:26 RHOA: 00:42:26 - 00:56:52 RHORI: 00:56:52- 01:14:49 THE VALLEY: 01:14:49 - 01:37:07 F*MARRYKILL: 01:37:07 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    1h 43m
  5. "Meditative To Mayhem" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2, IN THE CITY S01E03, RHOA S17E09, RHORI S01 E10, THE VALLEY S03E09

    Jun 5

    "Meditative To Mayhem" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2, IN THE CITY S01E03, RHOA S17E09, RHORI S01 E10, THE VALLEY S03E09

    Send us Fan Mail "Meditative To Mayhem" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2, IN THE CITY S01E03, RHOA S17E09, RHORI S01 E10, THE VALLEY S03E09 MENTION IT ALL Lindsay's milkman Frank isn't new to Bravo and Lala wants to f*** Kyle? SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 2 We have so many thoughts we can't contain it in one episode. Make sure to subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content and hear our full Summer House thoughts with housemate, Noelle joining!!! IN THE CITY S01E03 Watching Amanda, West, and Ciara was the worst. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E09 Sasquatch. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E10 Ok, Liz you are kind of scary. THE VALLEY S03E09 STOP MAKING US AGREE WITH LALA. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:06:13 MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:13 - 00:14:58 SUMMER HOUSE: 00:14:58 - 00:32:19 IN THE CITY: 00:32:19 - 00:53:22 RHOA: 00:53:22 - 01:05:42 RHORI: 01:05:42 - 01:26:13 THE VALLEY: 01:26:13 - 01:39:55 F*MARRYKILL: 01:39:55 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    1h 44m
  6. "Don't Prop Porsha & Get Alicia an Attorney" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1, IN THE CITY S01 E02, RHOA S17 E08, RHORI S01 E09, THE VALLEY S03 E08

    May 29

    "Don't Prop Porsha & Get Alicia an Attorney" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1, IN THE CITY S01 E02, RHOA S17 E08, RHORI S01 E09, THE VALLEY S03 E08

    Send us Fan Mail "Don't Prop Porsha & Get Alicia an Attorney" SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1, IN THE CITY S01 E02, RHOA S17 E08, RHORI S01 E09, THE VALLEY S03 E08 Housemates!!! We are launching our premium content subscription this week, keep your alerts on and make sure you subscribe for bonus episodes where we deep dive into the topics that need just a bit more time, and exclusive episodes covering other Reality TV shows! Stay tuned!  MENTION IT ALL The scamanda spans across Bravo and the world. SUMMER HOUSE S10 REUNION PART 1 We have so many thoughts we can't contain it in one episode. Make sure to subscribe to our premium content and hear our full Summer House thoughts with housemate, Noelle joining!!! IN THE CITY S01 E02 Andrea playing matchmaker is the cutest thing ever. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E08 Who put Kelli next to Porsha? REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E09 Liz vs. Alicia ... THE VALLEY S03 E08 There is a problem when you make us side with Lala and Janet. TIMESTAMP INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:44 MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:44 - 00:14:27 SUMMER HOUSE: 00:14:27 - 00:31:48 IN THE CITY: 00:31:48 - 00:56:14 RHOA: 00:56:14 - 01:14:01 RHORI: 01:14:01 - 01:37:26 THE VALLEY: 01:37:26 - 01:59:25 F*MARRYKILL: 01:59:25 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    2h 4m
  7. "Cynthia Deserves a Vacation, Rosie and Kelsey Deserve Therapy" RHOA S17 E07, RHORI S01 E08, THE VALLEY S03 E07

    May 24

    "Cynthia Deserves a Vacation, Rosie and Kelsey Deserve Therapy" RHOA S17 E07, RHORI S01 E08, THE VALLEY S03 E07

    Send us Fan Mail "Cynthia Deserves a Vacation, Rosie and Kelsey Deserve Therapy" RHOA S17 E07, RHORI S01 E08, THE VALLEY S03 E07 MENTION IT ALL TomTom is closing, could this mean the end of SUR/Vanderpump Rules too? And the queen, Rihanna has spoken, Amanda should stay on RHOBH.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E07 This Dallas trip is FINALLY over and we both agree, none of these women deserves Cynthia or her diamonds.  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E08 Rosie vs. Kelsey THE VALLEY S03 E07 Danny can go F*** all the way off .. Ms. Triggered..... (eyeroll) TIMESTAMPS INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:44 MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:44 - 00:15:32 RHOA: 00:15:32 - 00:38:02 RHORI: 00:38:02 - 00:59:24 THE VALLEY: 00:59:24 - 01:30:34 F*MARRYKILL: 01:30:34 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    1h 38m
  8. "I Want to Spit on Her Igloo" SUMMER HOUSE S10 E16, In The City S01 E01

    May 22

    "I Want to Spit on Her Igloo" SUMMER HOUSE S10 E16, In The City S01 E01

    Send us Fan Mail Housemates! Please welcome Noelle, our newest addition to The Real HouseMATES of NY and our amazing video editor! She is joining us for this special, deep dive into the Summer House finale and In the City premiere. We have tons of opinions and might side track a little, but trust us, it is worth the listen!  And don't worry, we didn't forget about our Atlanta ladies, Rhode Island ladies and the mess that is The Valley. The recap will be out shortly! SUMMER HOUSE S10 E16 Well if we didn't hate Amanda and West more...  IN THE CITY S01 E01 Andrea being back on our screens makes us so happy.  TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:02:04 SUMMER HOUSE: 00:02:04 - 00:56:09 INTHECITY: 00:56:09 - END SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    1h 33m
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Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people. 

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  • Creator
    Jessica & Robert
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    188
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Real HouseMATES of New York
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