The Real HouseMATES of New York

Jessica & Robert
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Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people. 

  1. 7h ago

    "Two Reunions, Zero Resolution" NEXT GEN S02E08, RHOA S17 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03 REUNION PART 2

    Send us Fan Mail "Two Reunions, Zero Resolution" NEXT GEN S02E08, RHOA S17 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03 REUNION PART 2  Housemates! Subscribe to our Patreon and listen to our House of Stassi Recap! Noelle is back and we have opinions!   MENTION IT ALL Nathan and Gael, and Tracy Tudor is joining RHOBH! NEXT GEN S02 E08 BravoCon REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 REUNION PART 2 Our girl Cynthia Bailey made a bop!  THE VALLEY S03 REUNION PART 2  One more to go...   TIMESTAMPS:  INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:31 MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:31 - 00:18:49 NEXT GEN: 00:18:49 - 00:36:13 RHOA: 00:36:13 - 00:50:17 THE VALLEY: 00:50:17 - 01:11:21 F*MARRYKILL: 01:11:21 - END Smells Like HumansLike listening to funny friends discuss curious human behavior.Listen on: Apple Podcasts   Spotify SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    "Two Reunions, Zero Resolution" NEXT GEN S02E08, RHOA S17 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03 REUNION PART 2

  2. Aug 14

    "The Past Is Present and Pissed" NEXT GEN S02E07, RHOA S17 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S03 REUNION PART 1

    Send us Fan Mail "The Past Is Present and Pissed" NEXT GEN S02E07, RHOA S17 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S03 REUNION PART 1 Housemates! Subscribe to our Patreon and listen to our House of Stassi Recap! Noelle is back and we have opinions!  MENTION IT ALL RIP Scheana's cat, and let's talk about Andy. NEXT GEN S02E07 On the way to Bravo Con REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 REUNION PART 1 THIS is a housewives reunion! THE VALLEY S03 REUNION PART 1 Everyone is so smushed!  TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:06:11 MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:11 - 00:15:25 NEXT GEN: 00:15:25 - 00:37:47 RHOA: 00:37:47 - 00:50:25 THE VALLEY: 00:50:25 - 01:18:00 F*MARRYKILL: 01:18:00 - END Smells Like HumansLike listening to funny friends discuss curious human behavior.Listen on: Apple Podcasts   Spotify SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    "The Past Is Present and Pissed" NEXT GEN S02E07, RHOA S17 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S03 REUNION PART 1

  3. Aug 7

    "You Don't Go Shoe Shopping Barefoot" NEXT GEN S02E06, RHOA S17E17, THE VALLEY S03E18

    Send us Fan Mail "You Don't Go Shoe Shopping Barefoot" NEXT GEN S02E06, RHOA S17E17, THE VALLEY S03E18 Housemates! Subscribe to our Patreon and keep your eyes and ears out for our House of Stassi Recaps! Our excitement is palpable, and we are sure you feel the same.  MENTION IT ALL Amanda Frances is gone and the RHOSLC trailer!! NEXT GEN S02E06 So glad that Georgia's brother pointed out that SHE is the common denominator. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E17 A season finale full of horse shit. THE VALLEY S03E18 This season is FINALLY OVER! TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:38 MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:38 - 00:25:52 NEXT GEN: 00:25:52 - 00:49:50 RHOA: 00:49:50 - 01:03:57 THE VALLEY: 01:03:57 - 01:20:44 F*MARRYKILL: 01:20:44 - END Smells Like HumansLike listening to funny friends discuss curious human behavior.Listen on: Apple Podcasts   Spotify SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    "You Don't Go Shoe Shopping Barefoot" NEXT GEN S02E06, RHOA S17E17, THE VALLEY S03E18

  4. Jul 30

    "The Vibes Were Immaculately Awful" NEXT GEN S02E05, IN THE CITY S01 REUNION PART 2, RHOA S17E16, THE VALLEY S03E17

    Send us Fan Mail "The Vibes Were Immaculately Awful" NEXT GEN S02E05, IN THE CITY S01 REUNION PART 2, RHOA S17E16, THE VALLEY S03E17  Housemates! Subscribe to our Patreon and keep your eyes and ears out for our House of Stassi Recaps! Our excitement is palpable, and we are sure you feel the same.  MENTION IT ALL Real Housewives of London and a little bit of 90 day fiancé. NEXT GEN S02E05 ROCK HORROR PICTURE SHOW! IN THE CITY S01 REUNION PART 2 Are we finally done with Amanda and West now?  REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E16 RUM BUM isn't going to be a thing. THE VALLEY S03E17 How is this show not done yet?   TIMESTAMPS  INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:04:40 MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:40 - 00:17:32 NEXT GEN: 00:17:32 - 00:41:07 IN THE CITY: 00:41:07 - 00:53:31 RHOA: 00:53:31 - 01:01:46 THE VALLEY: 01:01:46 - 01:21:35 F*MARRYKILL: 01:21:35 - END Smells Like HumansLike listening to funny friends discuss curious human behavior.Listen on: Apple Podcasts   Spotify SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    "The Vibes Were Immaculately Awful" NEXT GEN S02E05, IN THE CITY S01 REUNION PART 2, RHOA S17E16, THE VALLEY S03E17

  5. Jul 23

    "Everyone Has a Version" NEXT GEN S02E04, IN THE CITY S01REUNION PART 1, RHOA S17E15, THE VALLEY S03E16

    Send us Fan Mail "Everyone Has a Version" NEXT GEN S02E04, IN THE CITY S01REUNION PART 1, RHOA S17E15, THE VALLEY S03E16 Housemates! Make sure you subscribe to our Patreon and listen to our Below Deck Deep Dives with new Housemate Lexi!   MENTION IT ALL Whitney & Justin, Angie K & Sean - separated? House of Stassi and RHONY trailers dropped!  NEXT GEN S02E04 Riley ..  IN THE CITY S01 REUNION PART 1 Can we please be done with Amanda and West? REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E15 I think we can all agree Porsha and Shamea will never be friends. THE VALLEY S03E16 When will this be over?! And Congrats Jasmine and Melissa.   TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:37 MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:37 - 00:27:25 NEXT GEN: 00:27:25 - 00:52:09 IN THE CITY: 00:52:09 - 01:10:13 RHOA: 01:10:13 - 01:25:33 THE VALLEY: 01:25:33 - 01:41:43 F*MARRYKILL: 01:41:43 - END Smells Like HumansLike listening to funny friends discuss curious human behavior.Listen on: Apple Podcasts   Spotify SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    "Everyone Has a Version" NEXT GEN S02E04, IN THE CITY S01REUNION PART 1, RHOA S17E15, THE VALLEY S03E16

  6. Jul 18

    "The Audacity Olympics" NEXT GEN S02E03, IN THE CITY S01E09, RHOA S17E14, THE VALLEY S03E15

    Send us Fan Mail "The Audacity Olympics" NEXT GEN S02E03, IN THE CITY S01E09, RHOA S17E14, THE VALLEY S03E15 Housemates! Make sure you subscribe to our Patreon and listen to our Below Deck Deep Dives with new Housemate Lexi!   MENTION IT ALL RHONY and Fraser and Matt Rogers broke up, again? NEXT GEN S02E03 This chaos is what we needed IN THE CITY S01E09 Apple Picking, friends giving, and Kyle is DJing! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E14 The Highland games made the best tv. THE VALLEY S03E15 We are tired of this..   TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:35 MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:35 - 00:15:25 NEXT GEN: 00:15:25 - 00:34:37 IN THE CITY: 00:34:37 - 00:52:06 RHOA: 00:52:06 - 01:03:25 THE VALLEY: 01:03:25 - 01:25:19 F*MARRYKILL: 01:25:19 - END Smells Like HumansLike listening to funny friends discuss curious human behavior.Listen on: Apple Podcasts   Spotify SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    "The Audacity Olympics" NEXT GEN S02E03, IN THE CITY S01E09, RHOA S17E14, THE VALLEY S03E15

  7. Jul 9

    "Boundaries are Important" NEXT GEN S02E02, IN THE CITY S01E08, THE VALLEY S03E14

    Send us Fan Mail "Boundaries are Important" NEXT GEN S02E02, IN THE CITY S01E08, THE VALLEY S03E14 Housemates! We are so sorry for the Below Deck recap delay! Mistakes happen and things were deleted, but we are working on a long episode that will cover all the craziness that will be out next week, so make sure you subscribe to our Patreon and keep an eye out for those recaps!  Make sure to listen to Katie Ginella's podcast Bravo's Most Wanted with Jami Rice and Katie Ginella. MENTION IT ALL Anne Marie and RHOC ... NEXT GEN S02E02 We love Rowan! IN THE CITY S01E08 Paintball, room debacles, and the last Summer House dinner all over again. THE VALLEY S03E14 We are tired of this..  TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:40 MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:40 - 00:19:18 NEXT GEN: 00:19:18 - 00:37:50 IN THE CITY: 00:37:50 - 00:52:40 THE VALLEY: 00:52:40 - 01:02:33 F*MARRYKILL: 01:02:33 - END Smells Like HumansLike listening to funny friends discuss curious human behavior.Listen on: Apple Podcasts   Spotify SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    "Boundaries are Important" NEXT GEN S02E02, IN THE CITY S01E08, THE VALLEY S03E14

  8. Jul 3

    "Chaos Never Takes a Day Off" NEXT GEN S02E01, IN THE CITY S01E07, RHOA S17E13, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03E13

    Send us Fan Mail "Chaos Never Takes a Day Off" NEXT GEN S02E01, IN THE CITY S01E07, RHOA S17E13, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03E13 HOUSEMATES! Make sure to subscribe to our  Patreon and catch our recaps/discussions on Below Deck Med Season 11 with new housemate Lexi and Below Deck super fan! MENTION IT ALL What a week for Bravo.. From Liz leaving RHORI, to Gabriella calling the cops on Milania, to Sandoval throwing Victoria's father into a fire pit, to West being held to fire with the white board bros ..  NEXT GEN S02E01 Ava is literally the worst.. IN THE CITY S01E07 Danielle... that was definitely a white dress. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17E13 We are in Scottland! REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 REUNION PART 2 Alicia ended this season perfectly, she'd only change her makeup. THE VALLEY S03E13 Zack's birthday. TIMESTAMPS: INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:47 MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:47 - 00:21:16 NEXT GEN: 00:21:16 - 00:41:40 IN THE CITY: 00:41:40 - 01:00:17 RHOA: 01:00:17 - 01:12:13 RHORI: 01:12:13 - 01:27:19 THE VALLEY: 01:27:19 - 01:35:27 F*MARRYKILL: 01:35:27 - END Smells Like HumansLike listening to funny friends discuss curious human behavior.Listen on: Apple Podcasts   Spotify SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!  Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link! Make sure to follow us on: Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!

    "Chaos Never Takes a Day Off" NEXT GEN S02E01, IN THE CITY S01E07, RHOA S17E13, RHORI S01 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S03E13
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Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people. 

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  • Creator
    Jessica & Robert
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    195
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Real HouseMATES of New York
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