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Join in the fun as Eddie and Lee read through the 80's Choose Your Own Adventure books and YOU decide how the story ends. Join us live on Youtube, Facebook and Twitch or listen later on podcast app of your choice.

  1. Jun 2

    Trapped in the Scotland Carnival: My Feral Gen X Childhood EP 117

    Prepare yourself for a cynical trip through a '90s kid's fever dream as Lee and Eddie dissect "Escape from the Carnival of Horrors" and "The Mystery of the Highland Crest." We tackle the absurdity of Choose Your Own Adventure and R.L. Stine's questionable literary logic, wondering why we were ever allowed to read this garbage. If you remember Scholastic Book Fairs, being unsupervised for entire weekends, and the constant threat of a burnt dinner, this episode is a core memory unlock. We cover the full spectrum of '80s and '90s feral existence, from the Loch Ness Monster and undead Scottish clans to the absolute terror of rotary phones when you are a ten-year-old making a long-distance call. If you survived the '80s and '90s without getting trapped in a haunted funfair, consider yourself lucky. Join us as we complain about plot holes, terrible choices, and the general trauma of interactive fiction. Subscribe and tell your friends—misery (and nostalgia) loves company. What We Dissected: R.L. Stine's specific brand of nightmare fuel. The actual "Mystery" of the Highland Crest. Why the 90s Carnival of Horrors feels so Gen X. The logistics of unsupervised Highland navigation in a pre-GPS world. Scottish tropes, clans, and undead bagpipers. Why we kept reading this stuff. If you enjoyed this trip back to the 80s and 90s, subscribe and tell your friends about the show! Find previous episodes and more at uchoosepodcast.com ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠⁠Uchoose Merch⁠⁠ Uchoose Bingo card Primary Keywords:80s Nostalgia, Gen X, 80s Pop Culture, Choose Your Own Adventure, 80s Movies, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Interactive Fiction, 80s Kid, Throwback, Scholastic Book Fair, R.L. Stine, Loch Ness, Undead, Scotland, Feral Childhood, Latchkey Kid, Haunted, Carnival. Podcast Tags:#80sNostalgia, #GenX, #80sPopCulture, #ChooseYourOwnAdventure, #80sMovies, #SaturdayMorningCartoons, #InteractiveFiction, #80sKid, #Throwback, #ScholasticBookFair, #RLStine, #LochNess, #Undead, #Scotland, #FeralChildhood, #LatchkeyKid, #Haunted, #Carnival. Prepare yourself for a cynical trip through a '90s kid's fever dream as Lee and Eddie dissect "Escape from the Carnival of Horrors" and "The Mystery of the Highland Crest." We tackle the absurdity of Choose Your Own Adventure and R.L. Stine's questionable literary logic, wondering why we were ever allowed to read this garbage. If you remember Scholastic Book Fairs, being unsupervised for entire weekends, and the constant threat of a burnt dinner, this episode is a core memory unlock. We cover the full spectrum of '80s and '90s feral existence, from the Loch Ness Monster and undead Scottish clans to the absolute terror of rotary phones when you are a ten-year-old making a long-distance call. If you survived the '80s and '90s without getting trapped in a haunted funfair, consider yourself lucky. Join us as we complain about plot holes, terrible choices, and the general trauma of interactive fiction. Subscribe and tell your friends—misery (and nostalgia) loves company. What We Dissected: R.L. Stine's specific brand of nightmare fuel. The actual "Mystery" of the Highland Crest. Why the 90s Carnival of Horrors feels so Gen X. The logistics of unsupervised Highland navigation in a pre-GPS world. Scottish tropes, clans, and undead bagpipers. Why we kept reading this stuff. Primary Keywords:80s Nostalgia, Gen X, 80s Pop Culture, Choose Your Own Adventure, 80s Movies, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Interactive Fiction, 80s Kid, Throwback, Scholastic Book Fair, R.L. Stine, Loch Ness, Undead, Scotland, Feral Childhood, Latchkey Kid, Haunted, Carnival. Podcast Tags:#80sNostalgia, #GenX, #80sPopCulture, #ChooseYourOwnAdventure, #80sMovies, #SaturdayMorningCartoons, #InteractiveFiction, #80sKid, #Throwback, #ScholasticBookFair, #RLStine, #LochNess, #Undead, #Scotland, #FeralChildhood, #LatchkeyKid, #Haunted, #Carnival.

    Trapped in the Scotland Carnival: My Feral Gen X Childhood EP 117
  2. May 21

    RL Stine's Carnival of Horrors: A Choose Your Own Nightmare EP 116

    Welcome back to another episode of the You Choose podcast! This week, we trade our trusty 80s adventures for a peak 90s classic: RL Stine's Escape from the Carnival of Horrors. Because nothing says "healthy childhood" like wandering into an abandoned theme park run by a dude named Big Al and getting bossed around by a girl named Patty who possesses zero self-preservation instincts. We take the wheel—and immediately lose our brakes —as we navigate doom slides , space coasters , and a random dwarf that just grabs your leg in a pitch-black tunnel. Normal Scholastic Book Fair stuff, right? What We Dissected: The absolute lack of stranger danger our generation had, hopping fences at 9 PM. Why every single character in this book does nothing but "gaze" at things. Animorphs, Goosebumps, and the paperback heavyweights that defined the 90s. Getting turned into a ghost because you couldn't clap three times and catch a ball. If you enjoyed this trip back to the 80s and 90s, subscribe and tell your friends about the show! Find previous episodes and more at uchoosepodcast.com ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠⁠Uchoose Merch⁠⁠ Uchoose Bingo card RL Stine Goosebumps, Escape from the Carnival of Horrors, 90s childhood nostalgia, Gen X podcast, Choose your own adventure books, Animorphs vs Goosebumps, retro horror books, Scholastic book fair, latchkey kid memories, UChoose podcast.RL Stine, Goosebumps, 90s nostalgia, Gen X, latchkey kids, Choose Your Own Adventure, Scholastic book fair, retro horror, Carnival of Horrors, space coaster, childhood trauma, Animorphs, retro books, UChoose podcast, comedy podcast

    RL Stine's Carnival of Horrors: A Choose Your Own Nightmare EP 116
  3. Apr 16

    Fingerprints, Beer Bottles, and Instant Concussions? Reading Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey? EP 114

    This week, we're returning to 1981 to solve the ultimate 80s mystery in Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey?. Will our 9-year-old detective skills and unyielding obsession with finding a beer bottle at the crime scene be enough to catch the killer? Or will we just end up tied to a chair with our 40th massive concussion? The "Book Stats": Book Title: Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey?Author: Edward PackardIllustrator: Paul GrangerOriginal Publication Year: 1981Series: Choose Your Own Adventure (Book #9)The Hubris of a 9-Year-Old Detective: Lee and Eddie can't get over their character's absolute arrogance, especially the ongoing obsession with finding a "beer bottle with fingerprints" to solve literally any crime. No bottle, no crime!Sharp Eyes vs. Soft Eyes: The hilarious running joke about how everyone in this town is described as having either "sharp eyes," "soft eyes," or "large eyes".Oops! All Concussions: We fire up the "concussometer" as the book hits us with the classic 80s media trope: taking a swift blow to the head, casually getting stitched up, and brushing off a massive concussion to solve the case.The 12-Choice Matrix: The guys hit a terrifying "nexus point" in the book offering a whopping 12 different choices, completely destroying their traditional coin-flip voting formula.Macho Man & Macho Fashion: Enjoy the glorious "Oh yeah" Macho Man sound effect, plus deep-dives into peak 80s fashion like Inspector Proofrock’s aggressive belt-and-suspenders combo and always keeping your shirt tucked in.Sticks and Wizards Sneak Peek: A special preview of Lee and Eddie’s upcoming D&D-style battle card game Sticks and Wizards, featuring hilarious monsters like the "Judgmental Rock" and "Craig" the Sneak.Standard Outro & Call to Action: "Join us live every other Monday at 8:45 PM Central to help us choose our fate!""Visit uchoosepodcast.com (that’s the letter 'U') for old episodes and merch.""Follow us on social media and grab your Uchoose mugs and Velcro wallets!"Episode Highlights:SEO Keywords: Choose Your Own Adventure, 80s nostalgia, interactive fiction, retro books, Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey, Edward Packard, 80s kids, vintage paperbacks, podcast for gen x, Sticks and Wizards card game

    Fingerprints, Beer Bottles, and Instant Concussions? Reading Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey? EP 114

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Join in the fun as Eddie and Lee read through the 80's Choose Your Own Adventure books and YOU decide how the story ends. Join us live on Youtube, Facebook and Twitch or listen later on podcast app of your choice.