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Join in the fun as Eddie and Lee read through the 80's Choose Your Own Adventure books and YOU decide how the story ends. Join us live on Youtube, Facebook and Twitch or listen later on podcast app of your choice.

  1. EP 115 The Mystery of the Highland Crest: A Masterclass in 9-Year-Old Arrogance

    APR 30

    EP 115 The Mystery of the Highland Crest: A Masterclass in 9-Year-Old Arrogance

    We apologize ahead of time, we had recording issues so the audio quality is not the best. Thank you for your understanding. Remember when your biggest responsibility was not burning the house down while Mom was at work? Well, in Louise Monroe Foley’s The Mystery of the Highland Crest, a nine-year-old is tasked with saving a Scottish estate from a blood-debt curse. You know, typical Tuesday for a latchkey kid. This week, we’re cracking open a vintage Scholastic classic that proves if you have enough hubris (and a plane ticket your mom casually handed over), you can outrun any relative with a thin mustache and a hunting knife.We’re diving into the "Dread Wisely" motto, which apparently means "don't let the ghost in the green dress rearrange your living room furniture." Between dodging a "befuddled" aunt and avoiding a watery grave at Black Rock, we explore the peak 80s trope of unsupervised minors in international peril.Choose Your Own Adventure, 80s Books, Scholastic Book Fair, Retro Gaming, Mystery of the Highland Crest, Louise Monroe Foley, Paul Granger, Ghost Stories, Scottish Highlands, Gen X Nostalgia, Interactive Fiction, Gamebooks, Vintage Paperbacks, 80s Childhood, UChoose Podcast

    1h 5m
  2. Fingerprints, Beer Bottles, and Instant Concussions? Reading Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey? EP 114

    APR 16

    Fingerprints, Beer Bottles, and Instant Concussions? Reading Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey? EP 114

    This week, we're returning to 1981 to solve the ultimate 80s mystery in Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey?. Will our 9-year-old detective skills and unyielding obsession with finding a beer bottle at the crime scene be enough to catch the killer? Or will we just end up tied to a chair with our 40th massive concussion? The "Book Stats": Book Title: Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey?Author: Edward PackardIllustrator: Paul GrangerOriginal Publication Year: 1981Series: Choose Your Own Adventure (Book #9)The Hubris of a 9-Year-Old Detective: Lee and Eddie can't get over their character's absolute arrogance, especially the ongoing obsession with finding a "beer bottle with fingerprints" to solve literally any crime. No bottle, no crime!Sharp Eyes vs. Soft Eyes: The hilarious running joke about how everyone in this town is described as having either "sharp eyes," "soft eyes," or "large eyes".Oops! All Concussions: We fire up the "concussometer" as the book hits us with the classic 80s media trope: taking a swift blow to the head, casually getting stitched up, and brushing off a massive concussion to solve the case.The 12-Choice Matrix: The guys hit a terrifying "nexus point" in the book offering a whopping 12 different choices, completely destroying their traditional coin-flip voting formula.Macho Man & Macho Fashion: Enjoy the glorious "Oh yeah" Macho Man sound effect, plus deep-dives into peak 80s fashion like Inspector Proofrock’s aggressive belt-and-suspenders combo and always keeping your shirt tucked in.Sticks and Wizards Sneak Peek: A special preview of Lee and Eddie’s upcoming D&D-style battle card game Sticks and Wizards, featuring hilarious monsters like the "Judgmental Rock" and "Craig" the Sneak.Standard Outro & Call to Action: "Join us live every other Monday at 8:45 PM Central to help us choose our fate!""Visit uchoosepodcast.com (that’s the letter 'U') for old episodes and merch.""Follow us on social media and grab your Uchoose mugs and Velcro wallets!"Episode Highlights:SEO Keywords: Choose Your Own Adventure, 80s nostalgia, interactive fiction, retro books, Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey, Edward Packard, 80s kids, vintage paperbacks, podcast for gen x, Sticks and Wizards card game

    1h 1m
  3. Solving Homicides in Platform Shoes: The Prepubescent Ego of 80s Child Detectives EP 113

    MAR 11

    Solving Homicides in Platform Shoes: The Prepubescent Ego of 80s Child Detectives EP 113

    Remember when your greatest fear was a "To Be Continued" screen or running out of batteries for your Walkman? We’re diving back into the 1981 "classic" Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey?. It’s a world where 9-year-olds in polyester turtlenecks and platform shoes solve homicides while their parents are presumably busy at a key party. We discuss the sheer audacity of a child detective thinking a cassette recorder and a magnifying glass make them Sherlock Holmes, and why every adult in 1981 aged like a banana—Harlowe looks 50 despite being "28"If you enjoyed this trip back to the 80s, subscribe and tell your friends about the show! Find previous episodes and more at uchoosepodcast.com ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠⁠Uchoose Merch⁠⁠ Uchoose Bingo card Edward PackardWho Killed Harlowe ThrombeyChoose Your Own Adventure booksPaul Granger illustrationsScholastic Book Fair nostalgiaManimal TV show80s detective kit for kidsMeat jello aspic sausageInspector PrufrockGen X latchkey kid

    57 min
  4. Choose Your Own Trauma: Time Travel, Cavaliers, and the Curse of Lady Darkness EP 112

    FEB 28

    Choose Your Own Trauma: Time Travel, Cavaliers, and the Curse of Lady Darkness EP 112

    Remember when our parents would let us fly solo to England just because a "wealthy cousin" sent a plane ticket? Welcome back to the 80s, where "stranger danger" was just a suggestion. In this episode, we dissect The Curse of Batter slea Hallby Richard Brightfield, a book that assumes every 9-year-old is prepared to navigate a haunted moor, an escaped convict, and a literal time warp. We dive into the absurdity of 80s parenting, the trauma of being stuck in the 17th century without vaccines, and why "Blope" is officially the worst name in literary history What We Dissected: The Latchkey Legend: Why our parents were so eager to ship us off to a manor with no electricity.The "Blope" Factor: Following a gnome-like driver into a foggy abyss (spoiler: it ends in a concussion).Pub Life at Age 9: Deciding between a warm bed or hanging out with soccer hooligans in an English pub.The 1642 Twist: Getting caught in a "Roundhead" vs. "Cavalier" massacre because of a literal twig snap.If you enjoyed this trip back to the 80s, subscribe and tell your friends about the show!Choose Your Own Adventure, 80s Nostalgia, Gen X, Batter Slay, Richard Brightfield, Book Review, Retrospective, Latchkey Kids, Scholastic Books, Time Travel, English Civil War, Lady Darkness, 1980s, Comedy, Retro Find previous episodes and more at uchoosepodcast.com ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠⁠Uchoose Merch⁠⁠ Uchoose Bingo card

    54 min
  5. The Curse of Batterslay Hall & Invasion of the Mutants

    FEB 10

    The Curse of Batterslay Hall & Invasion of the Mutants

    Join the uchoose podcast for a nostalgic journey through the high-stakes world of retro interactive fiction. In this episode, the hosts dive into the gothic mysteries of Choose Your Own Adventure book The Curse of Batterslay Hall, where a trip to the English moors leads to ancient secrets and unexpected dangers. The adventure then blasts off into deep space with Which Way book Invasion of the Mutants, a sci-fi thriller that tasks you with saving a planet or winning a billion-chrono prize. Whether you are navigating a fog-covered mansion or piloting a starship through the cosmos, every decision rests in your hands. Tune in to see if you can find the path to victory or if your journey will meet a sudden, hilarious end. Find previous episodes and more at uchoosepodcast.com ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠⁠Uchoose Merch⁠⁠ Uchoose Bingo card

    45 min
  6. Knights of the Round Table Pt. 2 EP 110

    JAN 31

    Knights of the Round Table Pt. 2 EP 110

    In this episode, we step back to 1988 to face the legendary trials of Knights of the Round Table, where a visit to a mysterious bookstore whisks us away to the service of Sir Lancelot. The adventure continues with the 1986 classic Wizards, Warriors and You: The Tournament of Terror, challenging us to reclaim King Henry's stolen treasury from the sorcerers of Vulcan Island. Watch as we navigate life-or-death decisions—from diving into underwater traps to choosing the perfect enchanted weapon—all while diving into 80s nostalgia and talk of Gobots. We explore every branching path and "The End" we encounter, ensuring you get the full experience of these vintage treasures without any spoilers. Join us to see if we have the wisdom to survive or if we are destined to become just another meal for a hungry sea monster! Find previous episodes and more at uchoosepodcast.com ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠⁠Uchoose Merch⁠⁠ Uchoose Bingo card

    1h 3m
  7. Knights of the Round Table EP 109

    JAN 10

    Knights of the Round Table EP 109

    Experience the ultimate nostalgic thrill ride with the uchoose podcast, where the audience takes total control over the fate of every character in classic 1980s interactive fiction. This journey transports you into the legendary halls of Knights of the Round Table and the dangerous, RPG-inspired world of Tournament of Terror. Your live choices will determine i f the protagonist rises to glory in Camelot or meets a sudden, humorous end in a realm of wizards and warriors. It is a high-stakes adventure where every vote counts, and the next page could lead to legendary honor or an unexpected disaster. Find previous episodes and more at uchoosepodcast.com ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠⁠Uchoose Merch⁠⁠ Uchoose Bingo card

    1h 3m
  8. Home in Time for Christmas EP 108

    12/23/2025

    Home in Time for Christmas EP 108

    Eddie and Lee tackle the 80's kids Choose Your Own Adventure Christmas book Home in Time for Christmas by R.A. Montgomery and YOU get to help decide their fate. Will Eddie and Lee survive their Christmas adventure? Listen and find out. Find previous episodes and more at uchoosepodcast.com ⁠Twitch⁠ ⁠⁠Uchoose Merch⁠⁠

    52 min
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Join in the fun as Eddie and Lee read through the 80's Choose Your Own Adventure books and YOU decide how the story ends. Join us live on Youtube, Facebook and Twitch or listen later on podcast app of your choice.

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    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
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