The Worst Movie Ever Made

Psycho Pompous and Robby Nutzo
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Join Chris and Rob as they dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com

  1. #241 - TC 2000

    MAR 5

    #241 - TC 2000

    This week, we talk about TC… TC… shit what is it called? TC 2000! Sorry, I was drawing a Blanks. A Billy Blanks! No, wait. That doesn’t work either. Anyhow, it’s a B-movie from 1993 that kinda sorta rips off RoboCop, but has a villain named Niki Picasso. This one’s a real dumper.  Billy, Bobbi, and Bolo beat down Bigalow, Blade and Blaster, breathing breath into the battleground beneath them! Dialogue drowned in the dojo! Dangling water bags! Moist man meat meets sweaty sinew! Kicking breaker ass! Zoey’s fatal backshots! 80s metal resistance band! Jacked Sebastian Bach! Amazing Pipe Logic ™! Niki … Picasso? Neck and nuts! Staring down Newton’s Balls! Honking the cyborg honkers! Watermelons can’t consent, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com

    1h 16m
  2. #240 - Pass Thru

    FEB 27

    #240 - Pass Thru

    This week, we become full-fledged Breeniacs with Neil Breen's 2016 triumph, Pass Thru. Ominous red dots! Beans littering the landscape! Sleeping on garbage piles! Plot pounders!  Let’s goooooo! Breen begets bloated and bizarre blueprint buffooning the bedlam of bribery, bureaucracy and billionaires! A tiger and two clocks! Spirit Neil and his cave paintings! People piles at gunpoint! The ‘ole neck and nut! Upside down Hershey Kiss track marks! Cult leader starter packages! Mojave heroin habits! Breen’s scenes with beauty queens! Unenthusiastic eradication, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com

    1h 22m
  3. #239 - Bowfinger

    FEB 20

    #239 - Bowfinger

    This week is a good movie week, so we’re going to spend some time with 1999’s Bowfinger. They got Jamie Kennedy for this one (that’s a deep pull, hit up our back catalog). Also, Bob is back after his wiener transplant, so please be gentle, as he’s been through a lot.  Here we go!!! Bobby bowfinger bamboozles buds to be buffooned behind a bigshot badass blockbuster boss, but bluffing because of budget and lack of blessing! Production company picks the perfect person! Bob’s looney loop is MIA, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The BEST MOVIE Ever Made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com

    1h 25m
  4. #238 - The Glass House

    FEB 12

    #238 - The Glass House

    This week, we cast our stones at 2001’s The Glass House, a movie about a family with the last name Glass, who literally live inside of a glass house. SYMBOLISM!!! WOW! In this psychological mystery thriller, there is no mystery and there are no thrills. The only thrill I got was when I unsuccessfully attempted to drown myself after watching it. What a turd of a movie.  GLASS HOUSE! WHITE FERRARI! LIVE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE!!! Surviving siblings sequestered by sinister surrogate stewards, stripped of any semblance of safety, swimming sexily, stalling stolen sports cars, sleuthing in shadows, and slaying in the sunlight. The obvious Skarsgard semen switcheroo! LeeLee sausage fest? “So mom and dad are dead, that sucks!” Mr. Big from Fucky in New York wants to bang Helen Hunt’s Clone! Ruby’s scary mommy dream! Color coordinated Apple laptop outfit! Swiss chard shoulder belts! Foster daughter mattress overdose! Equestrian overlap, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com

    1h 34m
  5. #237 - Bee Movie

    FEB 5

    #237 - Bee Movie

    This week we get into 2007’s Bee Movie, because it’s time to bee like that. Get it? Bee? Hahahahahahahah! Good one! Well, we guess seeing is BEE-lieving! This is basically the whole episode. Bee puns. It’s really bad, but our show is really good. If you’re already here, you know this though.  Jerry jams his jowls jauntily and jovially while ginning up jokes and japes! A woman boning a bee! Intimidating stingers on the pollen jocks! Barry Seinfeld! Crumb Guy and Finger on the Helmet Dude! Barry decides to bail! Over-Bee-Actions! Do they brush their hair with honeycombs? John Goodman’s big, juicy piece, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com

    1h 28m
  6. #236 - Jiu Jitsu

    JAN 29

    #236 - Jiu Jitsu

    This week we get into Jiu Jitsu, a Nicolas Cage movie about what would happen if a movie studio spent $25 million on what they thought was a captivating cross between Predator and Power Rangers, with just a sprinkle of Mortal Kombat, all combined to rake in less than $100k at the box office. Stunt choreography is pretty cool though.  Let’s f****n’ gooooo! Amnesiac army agent allows for asteroid aura to assemble an array of arrogant alien assassins after an atomic accident aims to annihilate all allies! Storm Trooper Shurkiens! Getting stitched by two Japans! Going to battle with a sleep needle! Swedish wheat semantics! What kinda tagonists we talkin ‘bout? Brax’s attacks lack honor! Poet warrior space man! Missed opportunity for invisible jungle bubble! Jam him in the heal hole! Big booty Brax blade attacks Cage’s ass, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com

    1h 22m
  7. #235 - Hulk (2003)

    JAN 22

    #235 - Hulk (2003)

    This week, Chris and Rob engorge themselves with rage as they unpack 2003’s Hulk. That’s right, long before the MCU, we had to watch this pile of MC-Poo. Iron Man was only a glimmer in Jon Favreau’s eye, and he hadn’t yet mustered the courage to bust a nut on Kathleen Kennedy’s impatiently throbbing bosom, Edward Norton was working on The Italian Job or something, and the world hadn’t totally gone to shit yet. But after watching this punisher, we can’t say that things were better back then either; we’re just looking at the past through rose colored glasses as we march endlessly forward into oblivion.  Anyhow… here we go…  Eric Bana’s Bruce Banner bludgeons and bumbles bureaucrats and bomb brigadiers by bellowing through battles, beating off to Betty, and blasting bombs with his bare hands! Slurry and Sherri! The Hulk is made of starfish? Frogs on overdrive! Touching the emotional West Wing! Betty the malignant bitch! Glen, the military-adjacent snooping p***y! Running tests on the Bruce Juice ™! Bruce’s goose gets cooked! Bong-smoking nanomeds! Enter Commander Daddy and Papa Nolte! They made some choices! Unsanctioned pitbull and pomeranian pummeling! Rocky Mountain Surface Hulk?! Dick math incentive semantics! Hog-hiding Hulk shorts! Nightmare lab-tech trigger tanks, and much, much more on this week’s Episode of The Worst Movie Ever made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com

    1h 30m
  8. #234 - Over The Top

    JAN 15

    #234 - Over The Top

    This week, we’re doing a little redux in the form of 1987’s Over The Top. The reason we’re doing this episode a second time is because it’s a double elimination. That’s right, you have to do it twice for it to count. Stallone’s got the balls, and his son’s got a big ass p***y that needs to be whipped into shape if he’s ever going to grow up to be a proper man. How do you become a proper man, you ask? Steak. Trucks. Arm Wrastlin’. And defeating Smasher.  Let’s get into it, shall we?  arrogant archetype in arrears adventures with anchor actually arriving at armlock action arena attaining actual achievement! Hawk hustling Smasher! Wake up and workout routines! The 80iest song that could be! Michael is a total Redditor! Pinewater soap transportation! Mike blows Pinball Punk away! Hawk grew up in the diner scene! Grandpa’s goons kidnapping on his behalf! Low-valence VIN investigations! Shittin’ business, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com

    1h 27m
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Join Chris and Rob as they dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com

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  • Creator
    Psycho Pompous and Robby Nutzo
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    246
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    Explicit
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    © Psycho Pompous and Robby Nutzo
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