MINDHACKED

Juan M. & Fernando P.
  • 5.0 (4)
  • Comedy

Two cousins, born in Mexico in the 80's. Raised in America in the 90's. Molded by the internet in the 2000's. Just here to share what we've learned in this crazy weird life.

  1. 01/27/2023

    MINDHACKED: Episode 27 RoboRenner

    Much is happening at the start of the new year. As most know, the beloved actor, Jeremy Renner, was in a serious accident involving a snow plow. We are glad that he’s alive and wish him a speedy recovery.  With that being said, we do have some comedic fun with the situation because the world is a s****y place. And goes to show you that no one is exempt from getting dealt a s****y hand. But with every bad situation there is always some good. What if this actor that pretends to be a superhero, gets the opportunity to do so.  We do have the technology to turn Jeremy Renner into The 6 Million Dollar Man! After all, we are just actors playing a role in this stage we call a world. This cycle has been repeated multiple times, from the Greeks, to the Romans, Babylon and now us. We also explain how Democracy is destined to doom itself and how we have strayed from its original premise as a Republic. We should be more bold and fearless, after all, we were the generation that was thrown into the deep end of a pool and expected to either sink or swim. So sit back, chill and enjoy the ride as we plow through the timeline of history.

  2. 01/10/2023

    MINDHACKED: Episode 26 What do Women Want?

    Kicking of the New Year with special guests; Amanda and Laura! We get to find out if they both have an inner monologue and discuss how most of us have 3 voices(versions) of ourselves. And which voice(version) do you think is the real you?! We also get to discuss their thoughts on modern dating, religion, spirituality and Onlyfans for women. And with all the dating and social media apps, and the ease of finding a new romantic partner, is this the death of Monogamy. And we finally break the code, for the benefit of all men that have asked; Does the "Man-Child" still get laid? Does marriage benefit men? Does she know she will sleep with me right away? Is it the motion of the ocean or the size of the boat that matters? Well, we have the inside scoop! Join our playful conversation as we get the female point of view on modern dating and how they have navigate it. So grab your favorite drink and snack, get comfy, sit back and enjoy!

  3. 01/01/2023

    MINDHACKED: Episode 25 New Year's 2023!

    Join us, in our last episode of the year 2022.  We take a look back at the main things that stood out to us during the year.  Not going to sugarcoat it, it was mostly poo poo.  But it is worth listening, because we get a special visit from the Grinch, to spread holiday cheer!  So No Doge Coin to the Moon, stocks are in the gutter, and the Ukraine war still going and the cannabis reform bill died in congress.  Things can look dire, but to quote Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park, “Life always finds a way”.  And it certainly has, with the world population now reaching a milestone of 8 Billion People! And now the majority of those people enjoy smoking weed more than cigarettes, so that’s a positive!  So much to discuss!  And we want your opinion, as we look to the new coming year.  We want to expand the listener experience.  And we'll add a poll with the episode. We thank you for listening and including us in your life.  And as we look to the new coming year, in the words of Juan, “Let’s try to do better”.  Happy New Year to all, from your favorite stoner conspiracy theorists; Mindhacked!

    MINDHACKED: Episode 25 New Year's 2023!

  4. 12/24/2022

    MINDHACKED: Episode 24 Krumpus

    Join our Christmas podcast special! Tis the time for season’s greetings!  With an update on who’s on Santa’s naughty list- (hint) it’s Crypto fraudster; Sam Bankman-Fried! We explore the the roots of Christmas, back to Krumpus and it's pagan origins. Including the symbolism of the red on Santa Claus, signifying the red magic mushrooms that would only grow in Siberia, by the pine trees/X-mas trees and the Reindeer that ate them - and got so high, that they could fly! Further along came organized religion to squash all of the sexual pagan rituals and make us repent and boring. Because it’s Christmas, it also means that we are in our winter season. The cold, dark and death of our yearly cycle. Along with that, for many, comes the September surprise! And to mix it up, we explore a conspiracy theory about the Amazon and it’s genesis. Tis the season, we thank you for listening and wish you happy tidings and butt plugs for all! Merry Krumpus!

    MINDHACKED: Episode 24 Krumpus

  5. 12/16/2022

    MINDHACKED: Episode 23 Dystopian Future

    The downfall of FTX and founder Sam Bankman-Fried.  Juan and many other crypto investors get financially f***ed by crypto companies filling for bankruptcy.  Many crypto investors are simply losing access to their money due to the collapse of crypto markets and accounts being frozen from chapter 11 bankruptcies. Another digital asset that is also loosing major value is the NFT.  With all this downturn, if people want to go to sleep and wake up at a more favorable time, they can now do that with Cryosleep.  Similar like we’ve seen in space travel movies, you can leap time by going to sleep.  More from the tech giant Elon Musk, as he announces plans to have human trials in 6 months for embedding the Nuralink chip into people’s brains.  It seems inevitable that we are on our way to living out the movie plots of Terminator or Total Recall with all the AI integration.  We have always referenced how this is the most exciting time of this civilization as compared to the peak of the Roman Empire, and now we literally have a movie called Babylon that will be out in theaters.  So are we at the climatic end of this civilization or on the verge of a transformation to new prosperity, ushered by AI.  And also, no one doubts that the pyramids in Mexico, were built by Mexicans. Let that sink in lol. TUNE IN!

  6. 12/09/2022

    MINDHACKED: Episode 22 Sigma Male

    Who is the Sigma Male?  He’s described as the observer, with the capacity to be an Alpha, but chooses to live his life outside of the normal socio-hierarchical structure of society. Also known as the nonconformist or lone wolf.  From John Wick, to Driver and all of Tom Cruise’s characters, these are some examples of the Sigma male. We go in depth, at what separates a Sigma from the typical Alpha and Beta Male. Then we turn our attention to our most beloved pets, the dogs!  In America the love, care and attention that we give our dogs rivals to no other country.  They are often even treated better than some of the poorest of Americans.  As we involve dogs and our pets in our lives, families and sleeping in our beds.  The question needs to be asked: Are we causing an evolutionary change in our beloved pets?!  If the wheels of evolution never stop, are they now on the track to evolve our pets.  Join our conversation to find out!

  7. 10/14/2022

    MINDHACKED: Episode 21 Lizzo America

    Is there a Gangster’s paradise in the afterlife? Yes, we believe so and Coolio is now the main attraction. Pop culture experiencing one shocking event after another. This time at the twerking classically trained hands of Lizzo. She dominated headlines for professionally playing the Crystal Flute of founding father James Madison, while doing a little booty twerk at her concert. The ripples of her twerks were felt beyond pop culture, and ripped through the prime time news spots. From praise of raising awareness of our history to condemnation of a sacred historical object. Some say her twerks have caused unforeseen future altering events, similar to the butterfly effect, if only that butterfly was also twerking.  The conversation evolves to talking about the Gig economy, Jerome Powell- Chairman of the Federal Reserve, to the affects of NAFTA  & TPP. And a new A.I. software, that helps foreign customer service reps sound more American!  Thank you, come again!

  8. 10/07/2022

    MINDHACKED: Episode 20 The 100th Monkey Theory

    You enter an empty parking lot, you take the spot of your choosing and feeling like royalty, then another car comes along and chooses to park right next to you!  In an empty parking lot! Why is that?! Is there a natural magnetic attraction between cars where this happens in parking lots. Or is there something else deeper and less visible that is connecting us. We explore that possible connection thru the 100th Monkey Theory. Similar to birds flying in murmuration, this grouping together offers safety in numbers against would be predators. Could it be remnants of past survival instincts that remained encoded in our psyche. Towards his last days, Nikola Tesla was obsessed with studying patterns in pigeons, could this have been the basis of understanding and writing algorithms?  Join the conversation as we discuss this and more, like the Extinct North American Lion and Mickey Mouse as your Supreme Overlord.

    MINDHACKED: Episode 20 The 100th Monkey Theory
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About

Two cousins, born in Mexico in the 80's. Raised in America in the 90's. Molded by the internet in the 2000's. Just here to share what we've learned in this crazy weird life.

Information

  • Creator
    Juan M. & Fernando P.
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Juan M. & Fernando P.
  • Show Website
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