Who Takes the Socks Off?

Socks Productions

A comedy podcast where two friends and guests discuss the questions you never even knew you needed an answer to until you heard them. If you enjoy shows like QI or No Such Thing as a Fish and want an alternative where the answers are important, but the random tangents more so; this is the place for you. Educational? ... Occasionally. Irreverent? ... Usually. Random? ... Always! 

  1. 1d ago

    Episode 64 - Why do people enjoy being scared?

    Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered why human beings willingly pay good money to sweat through their shirts or shit their pants? Why they would want to spike their blood pressure, and question every life choice they’ve ever made?  Well this month you can find out as we're diving headfirst into the twisted world of fear! To help us unpack why our brains love being absolutely terrified, we invited Mike and John from the Pocket Knockers podcast to join the chaos.  Together, we dissect the psychology of fear, break down the science of the "fight vs. flight" response (and why our default is usually "scream and hide"), and debate the merits of voluntary trauma.  Whether you’re a certified horror junkie or the type of person who leaves the bathroom light on after watching a creepy trailer, this episode has something for you.  So strap in and get ready for the ride of your life (please keep your arms inside the podcast at all times) Pocket Knockers Website  Attributions:     Asockalypse Now Music by Gregor Quendel, Asockalypse Now Sound Effects by Dennis, Cold Open Background Ambience by Universfield Mechanical door Sound Effect by Paweł SpychałaWoosh Sound Effects by DRAGON-STUDIOAdvert Background  Music by JoyInSound All from Pixabay Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!Click here for more information Support the show Help the Socks! Enjoying the episodes? You can help keep the mics on & the episodes flowing (if you can afford to). Head over to our Ko-Fi page & check out the options. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/sockspod Socials BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/socks.channel84.co.uk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whotakesthesocksoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whotakesthesocksoff Review our thread count (5 stars only please, we're sensitive socks) Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/who-takes-the-socks-off-204195 Podchaser / iTunes: https://ratethispodcast.com/socks Everything Else Linktree: https://linktr.ee/whotakesthesocksoff We're part of the Studio:Channel84 Support Network. Studio: Channel 84 Network: https://www.channel84.co.uk

    1h 52m
  2. May 31

    Episode 63 - Why do so many middle-aged white men start podcasts?

    Send us Fan Mail It's officially a Podlife Crisis!!! Welcome back to Who Takes the Socks Off and this month we are tackling something incredibly close to home and quite frankly, somewhat self-deprecating. Why do so many of us middle aged white men start podcasts? Yes Ross, you are middle aged. With the absolutely wonderful Kate Penfield and some other guy she dragged along called Geoff "James Blunt" Jones, we dive into the world of podcasting, mid-life crisis and why the two seem to go so hand in hand these days. Stickle Bricks & Chill Podcast Podcast Instagram Facebook Attributions:     Asockalypse Now Music by Gregor Quendel, Asockalypse Now Sound Effects by Dennis, Advert Background Hum & Dial Up Sound Effects by Freesound CommunityP.S. We actually recorded this episode twice as we lost half of Kate's audio from the first episode, so what you're hearing here is a hybrid of the two, with the best bits kept in and all the stuff that would get us all cancelled removed! Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!Click here for more information Support the show Help the Socks! Enjoying the episodes? You can help keep the mics on & the episodes flowing (if you can afford to). Head over to our Ko-Fi page & check out the options. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/sockspod Socials BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/socks.channel84.co.uk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whotakesthesocksoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whotakesthesocksoff Review our thread count (5 stars only please, we're sensitive socks) Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/who-takes-the-socks-off-204195 Podchaser / iTunes: https://ratethispodcast.com/socks Everything Else Linktree: https://linktr.ee/whotakesthesocksoff We're part of the Studio:Channel84 Support Network. Studio: Channel 84 Network: https://www.channel84.co.uk

    1h 37m
  3. Apr 30

    Episode 62 - What's the point of frustration?

    Send us Fan Mail Frustration - what's the bloody point in all that then? This month Ross and Simon are joined by their friend Sam Parnell to talk through why us humans evolved frustration. This question kindly provided by Happy Toast proved to be a subject Sam could talk about for hours... then again any subject is something Sam can talk about for hours! Featuring stories of call centres, cupboard disasters and all sorts of other frustration along with quite possibly the most difficult and frustrating round of Sock or Crock in the short history of Sock or Crock (feel free to play along) this is one not to miss.   Sam Parnell Human First Digital Measure Brilliance Twitter LinkedIn Instagram Facebook Attributions:     - Advert Background Noise Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay - Advert Woosh Sound Effect by Jurij from Pixabay - Advert Background Music by Dvir Silverstone  from Pixabay - KarN AI model voiceover provided by ARThritik courtesy of Crimson Urchin Media Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!Click here for more information Support the show Help the Socks! Enjoying the episodes? You can help keep the mics on & the episodes flowing (if you can afford to). Head over to our Ko-Fi page & check out the options. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/sockspod Socials BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/socks.channel84.co.uk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whotakesthesocksoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whotakesthesocksoff Review our thread count (5 stars only please, we're sensitive socks) Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/who-takes-the-socks-off-204195 Podchaser / iTunes: https://ratethispodcast.com/socks Everything Else Linktree: https://linktr.ee/whotakesthesocksoff We're part of the Studio:Channel84 Support Network. Studio: Channel 84 Network: https://www.channel84.co.uk

    1h 29m
  4. Mar 31

    Episode 61 - What's the horniest animal on the planet?

    Send us Fan Mail Ohh suits you sir!  Ohh, Was she horny sir? Was she randy? Well, listen on and find out as Ross and Simon with guests Gemma and James from the Talking Codswallop Podcast get down and dirty in the name of science and find out which animals do, and which animals don't get the horn! We talk marathons. We talk life partners and we talk who or what is walking around with the most Keratin on their noggin! Talking Codswallop Podcast Twitter  Bluesky Instagram Facebook TikTok YouTube Attributions:     Asockalypse Now Music by Gregor Quendel, Asockalypse Now Sound Effects by Dennis, Hornshoe Advert music by Freesound CommunityHornshoe Advert explosion sound effect by Jurij Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!Click here for more information Support the show Help the Socks! Enjoying the episodes? You can help keep the mics on & the episodes flowing (if you can afford to). Head over to our Ko-Fi page & check out the options. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/sockspod Socials BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/socks.channel84.co.uk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whotakesthesocksoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whotakesthesocksoff Review our thread count (5 stars only please, we're sensitive socks) Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/who-takes-the-socks-off-204195 Podchaser / iTunes: https://ratethispodcast.com/socks Everything Else Linktree: https://linktr.ee/whotakesthesocksoff We're part of the Studio:Channel84 Support Network. Studio: Channel 84 Network: https://www.channel84.co.uk

    1h 26m
  5. Feb 27

    Episode 60 - What's the biggest myth in fitness

    Send us Fan Mail Drop and give us 20! We're back for season 6 with a bang (no not like that) We're joined by the one and only Mr Louis Baker-Stroud online coach and all round dispeller of fitness horseshit, and returning favourite, the surely now infamous Bon Allen. This month's discussion is all about fitness and the mad and ridiculous things some people are willing to do to try and lose weight. You genuinely won't believe some of them. Louis Baker-Stroud Instagram  Facebook Youtube Bon Allen - Bon Dog Instagram Website & Shop Attributions:     Asockalypse Now Music by Gregor Quendel, Asockalypse Now Sound Effects by Dennis, Radio Top 5 Background Music by prettyjohn1 from PixabayWho Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!Click here for more information Support the show Help the Socks! Enjoying the episodes? You can help keep the mics on & the episodes flowing (if you can afford to). Head over to our Ko-Fi page & check out the options. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/sockspod Socials BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/socks.channel84.co.uk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whotakesthesocksoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whotakesthesocksoff Review our thread count (5 stars only please, we're sensitive socks) Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/who-takes-the-socks-off-204195 Podchaser / iTunes: https://ratethispodcast.com/socks Everything Else Linktree: https://linktr.ee/whotakesthesocksoff We're part of the Studio:Channel84 Support Network. Studio: Channel 84 Network: https://www.channel84.co.uk

    1h 32m
  6. 12/30/2025

    Episode 59 - How can we kill the Elf on the Shelf? (Audio Only)

    Send us Fan Mail Note: Audio only version - Video available on Youtube 2026 It's huge! (That's what she said) It's chaotic! (When isn't it?) It's not recorded remotely (Sorry what now?) Yes! It's the WTTSO Christmas Special with more cameos than an Austin Powers movie opening. Expect guests a plenty, alcohol even more a plenty, kazoos, games galore and Ross' Birthday celebrations as we work out how to kill the elf on the shelf once and for all! Join Ross & Simon with Guests Olly and Sam as they drink, discuss and call people up in their search for the answers you need. Attributions:     Asockalypse Now Music by Gregor Quendel, Asockalypse Now Sound Effects by Dennis, Rule 34 Siren Sound Effect by Freesound_community  Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!Click here for more information Support the show Help the Socks! Enjoying the episodes? You can help keep the mics on & the episodes flowing (if you can afford to). Head over to our Ko-Fi page & check out the options. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/sockspod Socials BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/socks.channel84.co.uk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whotakesthesocksoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whotakesthesocksoff Review our thread count (5 stars only please, we're sensitive socks) Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/who-takes-the-socks-off-204195 Podchaser / iTunes: https://ratethispodcast.com/socks Everything Else Linktree: https://linktr.ee/whotakesthesocksoff We're part of the Studio:Channel84 Support Network. Studio: Channel 84 Network: https://www.channel84.co.uk

    2h 36m
  7. 12/03/2025

    Episode 58 - How do merfolk procreate?

    Send us Fan Mail Something smells fishy!! - Mermaid + Merman = Merbaby... but how!? We're talking physiology here and there's much to discuss. With guest comedian Paul McHugh, Ross and Simon take a deeply educational dive beneath the waves, and tackle the age-old mystery: how exactly do merfolk… make more merfolk?  Prepare for an ocean of uncomfortable ideas, wildly unhelpful answers, and biological theories that would get us thrown out of any reputable marine institute (or an unreputable if we're honest). Paul McHugh Bluesky Instagram Tik Tok Novels  Attributions:     Asockalypse Now Music by Gregor Quendel, Asockalypse Now Sound Effects by Dennis, Rule 34 Siren Sound Effect by Freesound_communityGas Leak Siren by Ross' BumWho Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!Click here for more information Support the show Help the Socks! Enjoying the episodes? You can help keep the mics on & the episodes flowing (if you can afford to). Head over to our Ko-Fi page & check out the options. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/sockspod Socials BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/socks.channel84.co.uk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whotakesthesocksoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whotakesthesocksoff Review our thread count (5 stars only please, we're sensitive socks) Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/who-takes-the-socks-off-204195 Podchaser / iTunes: https://ratethispodcast.com/socks Everything Else Linktree: https://linktr.ee/whotakesthesocksoff We're part of the Studio:Channel84 Support Network. Studio: Channel 84 Network: https://www.channel84.co.uk

    1h 5m
  8. 11/01/2025

    Episode 57 - If Cinderella's shoe fit so bloody perfectly, how the hell did it fall off in the first place?

    Send us Fan Mail Foot fetishists ahoy! This episode is for you! Ross and Simon have been joined by Ross' mate Olly (yes really, he has some) to discuss glass slippers, pumpkins, fairy tales and Disney plot holes. Was the Fairy Godmother a dodgy cobbler with a glitter problem? Did Cinderella fake the fall for dramatic effect? And more importantly, what does this say about female gender roles throughout the ages? From magic to physics, this episode proves once and for all that true love might be blind, but it sure as hell isn’t blister-proof, and we're not talking about the lads hands for once. Attributions:     Asockalypse Now Music by Gregor Quendel, Asockalypse Now Sound Effects by Dennis,  Who Takes the Socks Off is now a part of the Channel 84 Podcast Network Family!Click here for more information Support the show Help the Socks! Enjoying the episodes? You can help keep the mics on & the episodes flowing (if you can afford to). Head over to our Ko-Fi page & check out the options. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/sockspod Socials BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/socks.channel84.co.uk Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whotakesthesocksoff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/whotakesthesocksoff Review our thread count (5 stars only please, we're sensitive socks) Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/who-takes-the-socks-off-204195 Podchaser / iTunes: https://ratethispodcast.com/socks Everything Else Linktree: https://linktr.ee/whotakesthesocksoff We're part of the Studio:Channel84 Support Network. Studio: Channel 84 Network: https://www.channel84.co.uk

    1h 20m

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A comedy podcast where two friends and guests discuss the questions you never even knew you needed an answer to until you heard them. If you enjoy shows like QI or No Such Thing as a Fish and want an alternative where the answers are important, but the random tangents more so; this is the place for you. Educational? ... Occasionally. Irreverent? ... Usually. Random? ... Always!