Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs

Patrick Finn
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We're grumpy because we're old. We're gay because we like men. and our dogs are along for the ride. Join Patrick and Tommie and Abigale and Louie as they talk about whatever they want.

  1. 5d ago

    June 3, 2026 Episode 163 Part Two: Luther Vandross Is In My Nipples

    In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews the new film Backrooms and the PBS documentary Exposing The Myth Of Southern Charm, he and Tommie pause for a moment of mockery for the Minnesota Republican Party, agree that George Santos needs to find a legitimate job, laugh at certain state governors for trying to erase LGBTQIA visibility, Tommie explains the Streisand Effect, they spend a lot of time discussing their favorite black singers, and Tommie gripes about Patrick's gripe.

    1h 23m

  2. Jun 5

    June 3, 2026 Episode 163 Part One: Chez Josephine

    In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss locking one's dog in a car, meet the Irish Red and White Setter, get bewitched by Maurice Evans, go spying with Josephine Baker, howl with Allen Ginsburg, review the two Andys' New Year's Eve shows, celebrate their love for the late Peabo Bryson, rouge their knees and roll their stockings down for the opening night of the original production of the musical Chicago, ride bicycles while debating which part of the egg is the top, face further disappointment from the Supreme Court, review the lawsuit of a man who doesn't want to go to his office during Pride Month, try to keep up with President Trump's financial shenanigans, and confirm they are not appearing at the Freedom250 concerts. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, June 10.)

    1h 22m

  3. May 27

    May 19, 2026 Episode 162 Part Two: More Julie Andrews

    In the second half of this episode, Tommie has a beef with the Netflix series Beef and enjoys a meal with Master Chef, Patrick reviews the straight-to-Tubi horror film The Genesis Project, they discuss the trailer for the new Odyssey film and the controversy over its casting, take a road trip with U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy to see a mostly-white production of Dreamgirls, Tommie makes a music request, and they name the books and films they hate.

    52 min

  4. May 22

    May 19, 2026 Episode 162 Part One: Oh Rex, You Bitchy Old Queen

    In the first half of this episode, Tommie hates Patrick's public service announcements, they meet the Harrier, remember black nationalist leader Malcolm X on his birthday, say farewell to the nastiest of film critics, Tommie joins Lea Michele for a duet, Tommie avoids the sun while eating devil's food cake, Patrick is overexposed to virus news stories, they learn that minor trans patients' medical records may soon not be confidential, mock a local school district for a $125,000 paint job, Patrick criticizes Pride groups for receiving government funding, and they wonder how much money Trump will receive from his "Anti-Weaponization Fund". (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, May 27.)

    59 min

  5. May 8

    May 6, 2026 Episode 161: Drinking Water From A Hose

    In this week's episode (no halfsies!), the men complain of their latest bodily woes, Tommie considers doggie day care for Louie, the men meet a Georgian Shepherd, learn Sigmund Freud's middle name, share a glass of Paul Masson with Orson Welles, pay their respects to the late Ted Turner, learn the origin of the words "homosexual" and "transsexual," watch the Hindenburg disaster, Tommie enjoys a nice, cool glass of lemon water on the porch while Patrick dines on Crepe Suzette, they learn the good and bad news about cannabis as a medication, condemn the Supreme Court's decision gutting the Voting Rights Act, argue over the reasons why one should vote, wonder if they should still care about the Tony Awards, name their favorite stoner/druggie films, Tommie wonders why there aren't any drive-in liquor stories, and they don't know what's wrong with these kids today..

    1h 37m

  6. Apr 29

    April 22, 2026 Episode 160 Part Two: God Doesn't Make Housecalls

    In the second half of this episode, Tommy reviews the horror comedy Slay and tolerates Kevin Bacon in the comedy series Sirens, Patrick re-watches a couple of Jake Gyllenhaal films, reviews an old Will Ferrell film, and teaches Tommie about looksmaxxing, they mock the return of Stupid People President Trump and FEMA official Gregg Phillips, name their favorite Jack Nicholson films, Tommie gripes that everything is too expensive and Patrick complains about the cold spring.

    57 min

  7. Apr 24

    April 22, 2026 Episode 160 Part One: A Massage From Neil Patrick Harris

    In the first half of this week's episode, Tommie talks about icebergs, he and Patrick meet the Finnish Spitz, wish a Happy Birthday to actor Jack Nicholson and director John Waters, pay their respects to actor Patrick Muldoon and musician Dave Mason, smoke some grass for Earth Day, question why private religious schools should get public money while barring LGBTQIA children, mock Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' recent speech condemning progressivism, condemn the Justice Department for persecuting the Southern Poverty Law Center, and get an update on the war with Iran. (Part Two will be released on April 29)

    1h 7m

  8. Apr 15

    April 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part Two: Liza Legs Up

    In the second half of this episode, Tommie visits The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, recaps the rise and fall of Jane Don't on RuPaul's Drag Race, Patrick reviews the documentary Inside The Manosphere and the Tubi film Hag, Tommie thinks children should be raised on farms, they meet a teleporting government official at the Waffle House, engage in a deep discussion of their favorite Kander & Ebb songs, Tommie gripes about his obsolete Kindle and mocks Patrick's bad hair day.

    1h 24m
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We're grumpy because we're old. We're gay because we like men. and our dogs are along for the ride. Join Patrick and Tommie and Abigale and Louie as they talk about whatever they want.

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