My dog will eat my face

Joseph Colaprete
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Description of one mans experience as he dies in hospice care, not knowing what may come or when it will end.

  1. Aug 11

    I have a falling addiction

    Much like my last episode, I took a nasty dive to the floor while I was still recovering from the first fall just 2 weeks prior. My gimped hand reverted back to day one, all progress in healing was reversed, and I have a new dose of disabling pain. This dying process is very obnoxious.

  2. Jul 27

    I was the victim of a utility attack, just after a photo shoot.

    An art group is using me and some others in an exhibit on inpermenence of life. So, went through a very old school photo shoot. More to come on that later. Then, I slipped in my shower. It was violent and very loud. I broke multiple bones, am bruised in various odd places, and sprained my ankle. My heart also did not like that. I swelled up, and heart rate would hover around 145 and 70 o2 at rest and on oxygen. Had to double it just to chill my heart out. My life is weird.

  3. Jun 30

    Ignorance is Bliss

    I recently encountered some troubling behavior wherein ignorance and frankly, stupidity, is celebrated far above any virtue of knowledge, talent, or ability. I retell what happened most recently here, and can only settle on one unfortunate conclusion.

  4. Jun 2

    "All can be mastered by endurance." - Virgil

    As of late, I've experienced a wide range of worsening symptoms indicating worsening heart strength. Some of these are symptoms I would never have guessed tie to a weak heart until I learned what they meant. What fun!

  5. May 12

    Schopenhaur Saves the Day!

    Recently I've delt with some rather toxic relationships that have gone to the wayside. It pained me to see them go. But as I revisit some of ancient people and people hundreds of years ago said (such as Schopenhauer), I come to a better understanding of why what happened, happened. Through this, I feel closure and peace.

  6. Apr 21

    Toolbox & Gratitude

    Here I discuss the pragmatic things I had to learn at the end of life, the paperwork, and details that need to be done now so that your survivors don't go to hell before you do. Also, I underscore an action that I take every day - sometimes several times a day - to keep my feet on the ground and focus on the goal. Also, there were some changes with my podcast editing application, so if any weird sounds or noises are made, please let me know and when,

  7. Apr 7

    I'm terrified of a box!

    Let's discuss Box Universe theory! Then explore the terrifying implications if it was how the universe works. While for some, it may also provide comfort. At the very least, you can mention it at cocktail parties to impress your new acquaintances.

  8. Mar 26

    Warm Still is My Blood! (Corrected Version)

    Where have I been? Living the dream! (Corrected version. My technician should have caught this and will be sacked expeditiously!)

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Description of one mans experience as he dies in hospice care, not knowing what may come or when it will end.

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  • Creator
    Joseph Colaprete
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    175
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © Joseph Colaprete
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    My dog will eat my face