The Amityville Podcast

Tom and Pat
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Tom and Pat take on the longest running film series in horror history. Multiple houses, all over the country, all tied back to a central premise - franchises are easy cash. Guaranteed the episodes are shorter than watching them all yourself!

  1. 08/21/2024

    55 - Amityville Frankenstein (8/12/23)

    Sorry for the delay. Apparently we set something on the server to "bad'. We aren't sure when it happened, before or after we watched the movie, because woof. Frankenstein implies parts. Is our job (nonpaid) to just watch anything anyone slaps a name onto? Would we buy Amityville Bibles and sneakers? Why do we give our enemy agency? These answers aren't in this episode. They are in our souls.

    1h 2m

  2. 07/10/2024

    54 - Amityville Elevator (8/12/2023)

    It's in Amityville. People are on an elevator. There are thankfully no fart jokes. Beyond that, what is there to talk about? We take an hour to try and figure that out.

    1h 10m

  3. 06/19/2024

    53 - Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment (6/30/2023)

    Not to be confused with Subspecies, which we said a while ago we would dive into once we were caught up. We should never have made that promise. Sisyphus may have come to appreciate his neverending toils like an office drone on year 20 of an entry level position, but the rock of Amityville gets heavier and heavier.

    49 min

  4. 06/05/2024

    52 - Amityville Ride Share (3/19/2023)

    Ride Share is almost a clever title, because the movie carpools a bunch of stuff from the maker's other works, just crams them all into a buggy then we watch as they all say which way to go and we never get anywhere and the windows won't roll down and the AC is broke. If you thought driving scenes were going to be the worst of this, you've underestimated this franchise.

    57 min

  5. 05/22/2024

    51 - Amityville Outhouse (1/22/2022)

    An anthology, with sort of a wraparound. There's an outhouse. Green screen. Probably made during some stage of lockdown. Who knows? Who cares? Poop jokes. All in the name of Amityville.

    1h 6m

  6. 05/08/2024

    50 - The Dawn (01/10/2020)

    This one popped up on some but not all lists of Amityville films, because finding all of the Amityville films is the only way to unlock the clues that lead to the Great Amityville Treasure, buried long ago by Lutzbeard of Brolin, the greatest pirate Long Island has ever known. But why? We had to find out (contractually)!

    57 min

  7. 04/24/2024

    49 - Prey Terror in Amityville Park (09/01/1978)

    When looking under every rock for these movies, we somehow forgot to look to the 70's European market, where things like copyrights and titles were to be shared like they were sharing their wine, their drugs, their bodies. It was a Bertolucci-esque bacchanalia of "sequels" and imposters dancing across screens for cheap coin. Per Professor Nigel Crump, "They made a lot of knockoff crap."

    1h 23m

  8. 04/11/2024

    C06 - Scream VI (03/26/2023)

    We close out the Scream franchise. It goes as expected. A correction for the end of the episode, we will be going back to Amityville before out next franchise, which is announced at the end of the show. How many more Amityvilles are there now? Find out next episode, and then again once we actually get to the end again.

    1h 19m
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Tom and Pat take on the longest running film series in horror history. Multiple houses, all over the country, all tied back to a central premise - franchises are easy cash. Guaranteed the episodes are shorter than watching them all yourself!

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  • Creator
    Tom and Pat
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    81
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    The Amityville Podcast