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Jonny and Simon Gross
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Jonny is a filmmaker and Si is a 3D artist. We are two brothers who love films. If you do as well, maybe you‘ll enjoy listening to us discuss movies, good and bad, while we relive our childhoods, deconstruct them and go off on tangents. You’ll learn trivia you never asked to know and VFX secrets that’ll make Ai sob hysterically and go running off back to Skynet. So kick back and relax to our dulcet tones as we take you on a journey through your favourites, your guilty pleasures, your most reviled and some new movies you may not have seen.  Your WOSN experience begins…now.

  1. EPISODE 45 - End of Days (1999) - 24-12-25 - "Unplausnable"

    12/24/2025

    EPISODE 45 - End of Days (1999) - 24-12-25 - "Unplausnable"

    How many times have YOU recommended a movie to a friend or colleague and got a response the next day to the tune of "what the hell did you tell me to watch?!  Why do you like this?!" There's nothing like showing a film you like that has a poor critical reputation, to your brother who has never seen it and hoping for the best.   Did he like it? Yih, nah, you'll have to listen to find out. This week we tackled Arnie's End of Days, which plays sort of like Commando meets Rosemary's Baby, with a regularly randy Satan (surprising that when he pees later in the movie, he doesn't have to arch his back in a triangular shape...) a constantly screaming Robin Tunney who puts the "shut up dammit" in Damsel in Distress, Kevin Pollack with a character name out of a 70's cop show and Hector Salamanca in a wheelchair sans the bell.  And, of course, Arnie making a smoothie out of old pizza from the floor.  He didn't even wash it first.  Animal. It's all here and more! What are you waiting for?  Listen!   Join us on Discord after listening to discuss, suggest our next movie or just to chat! https://discord.gg/3wAkRxeW

    1h 27m
  2. What’s Our Seat Number Deleted Scenes: Ai - Friend or Foe?

    11/06/2025 · BONUS

    What’s Our Seat Number Deleted Scenes: Ai - Friend or Foe?

    Ai- Friend or Foe? In this deleted scene, we talked about the looming presence of Ai via recent comments made by acclaimed filmmaker Guillermo Del Toro on the subject and how Ai has affected the filmmaking landscape and, in the wake of artist Drew Struzan’s passing, the movie poster industry.   WATCH on YouTube https://youtu.be/VxBChP-Qwi0 Join us on Discord after listening to discuss, suggest our next movie or just to chat! https://discord.gg/3wAkRxeW

    8 min
  3. What's Our Seat Number Deleted Scenes - SupermanGate

    11/06/2025 · BONUS

    What's Our Seat Number Deleted Scenes - SupermanGate

    This section of movie news was deleted from the last episode of WOSN. Conflicting reports circulate online as to why it was deleted.  Some say it was cut for time, others because it holds up the story. But the truth is, it was due to irreconcilable differences.   Please enjoy this 4 minute rant-o-rama.

    5 min
  4. BONUS EPISODE- “Autumnal Vibes” - Halloween 2025 - 31-10-25

    10/31/2025 · BONUS

    BONUS EPISODE- “Autumnal Vibes” - Halloween 2025 - 31-10-25

    Happy Halloween! Today we're talking about our favourite Halloween movies!   It’s not exactly hard hitting stuff, we mainly talk about how the movies we chose have “vibes” and are “Autumnal.”  But still, it’s fun to hang out with us, right?  Right??? Listen/watch now!  Don't forget to like and subscribe!!

    11 min
  5. EPISODE 44 - Wild Wild West (1999) - 29-09-25 - "A Breast of Fresh Ass"

    09/29/2025

    EPISODE 44 - Wild Wild West (1999) - 29-09-25 - "A Breast of Fresh Ass"

    Hello again pod friends!  It's us again, the two blokes you sometimes listen to talking about films! The movie in question this week has a bad reputation, some would say it's unfair. We're not those people and this episode does nothing to dispel that reputation. But it's always fun to listen to us griping about movies that offend us with their badness, right?  RIGHT?! Once again, Movie News is irrelevant to our current times as this was recorded in May.  Yes, May.  You heard that right.  Of the Maypole.  Of the Aunt who is usually depicted as an old lady but has for some reason become hot.  Yes, MAY. We invite you to saddle up, ready yourselves for an abusive torrent of racist and disabled jokes (not us, it's the movie!), a massive dong on a spring and some of the worst puns you'll ever hear in a Hollywood movie (there are people who get paid the BIG bucks to come up with this shit...) So set up your severed head and shine a light through those eyeballs (don't forget to turn it upside down) and check out our latest and greatest video episode which you won't need Miss Lipnreader to interpret. Avantiiiiii!!! MUSIC TRACKS Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude. Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal. Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions. Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.

    1h 32m
  6. BONUS EPISODE - What We've Seen - 22-05-25

    05/22/2025

    BONUS EPISODE - What We've Seen - 22-05-25

    It's time for another to be soon forgotten episode of What We've Seen, where Si and Jonny literally just list a bunch of things they've watched lately...only this time...there's video! Amid yells of "Piper NEEEOOOOWWW!" and demands for Lorazepam, we take you on a journey through new movies, old movies and tv shows that we think are - quote - "good".   Enjoy!   WATCH THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE - https://youtu.be/idLh8mq0S0E WATCH THE VIDEO ON SPOTIFY - https://open.spotify.com/episode/31GOZbbgJf8tsPVbRu5p7v?si=01655631785b40f4   MUSIC TRACKS Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude. Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal. Trap Ident by LEXMUSIC.

    18 min
  7. EPISODE 43 - The Mask of Zorro (1998) - 08-05-25 - "That's Some Weak Tea"

    05/11/2025

    EPISODE 43 - The Mask of Zorro (1998) - 08-05-25 - "That's Some Weak Tea"

    In an unprecedented move by the WOSN team, we now have video! HEAD OVER TO YOUTUBE OR SPOTIFY TO VIEW THIS EPISODE!  VISUALLY! A talking picture! Look, we know you're not really pleased to see us, so let us all stop pretending shall we?  At the very least, the rest of you will certainly think twice before going on YouTube... This episode (it's folly to keep saying "this week".  It's just a lie) we're talking about a WOSN favourite - it's not just any movie, dammit!  It's The Mask of Zorro! So put your feet up on a loved one's back while they do pushups over lit candles, go and shave that unruly beard for some "chaaaarrrrmm", be very very careful when engaging in Zorro-inspired sex games with your significant other (swords are sharp, guys... nighties can be replaced, nipples can't) and listen to us prattle on and spew in-jokes like we're in on it and you're not.  It's ok, you're not imagining it...   Also, if you're about to listen and you have small children - GET THE CHILDREN OUT OF THE ROOM IMMEDIATELY!  The children should never have to listen to the things we do...   YouTube: https://youtu.be/K3I1-keNZwA Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0GiORVeqpQhTtLhI78WXWn?si=1018f92e4cf7466a   MUSIC TRACKS Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude. Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal. Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions. Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.

    1h 19m
  8. EPISODE 42 - Wicked (2024) - 09-12-24 - "Wozniak or Wosniak?"

    12/09/2024

    EPISODE 42 - Wicked (2024) - 09-12-24 - "Wozniak or Wosniak?"

    Welcome back, Wosnites!  It's Jaycega and Esjega (figure it out once you listen to Trivia Corner) back once again with another show-stopping offering that totally defies gravity.  Yes, this episode is either going to be our most pop-uhoo-lar or it'll be met with unadulterated loathing.  But I say, let it go, just kick back and listen to our dulcet tones and let us wash over you, don't question it (life's fraughtless when you're thoughtless), don't ask yourselves "what is this feeling?"  We're just here to give the people what they want.  That's enough of that. This episode, we went to see the fabulous Wicked, starring the wicked-ly talented, one and only Cyndana Enolo and Areola Granola.  Oi!  Travolta!  Get off the keyboard! Anyway, this is a fun one. What am I talking about?  They're all fun!  Go back and listen to them all again!  But listen to this one first...it's wicked.  We hope you’re happy.   MUSIC TRACKS Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude. Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal. Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions. Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.

    1h 15m
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Jonny is a filmmaker and Si is a 3D artist. We are two brothers who love films. If you do as well, maybe you‘ll enjoy listening to us discuss movies, good and bad, while we relive our childhoods, deconstruct them and go off on tangents. You’ll learn trivia you never asked to know and VFX secrets that’ll make Ai sob hysterically and go running off back to Skynet. So kick back and relax to our dulcet tones as we take you on a journey through your favourites, your guilty pleasures, your most reviled and some new movies you may not have seen.  Your WOSN experience begins…now.

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  • Creator
    Jonny and Simon Gross
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    61
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    Explicit
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