Bible Stories for Blasphemers

Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren
  • 5.0 (6)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

A weekly story-telling comedy podcast looking at the Bible as a wild collection of myths and legends, as told by a queer ex-vangelical to a secular cult survivor. 

  1. 12/11/2024

    Idle Idols

    Happy upload day, blasphemers! This week we introduce Micah, one of the last judges! Also explore topics of idols, and live-in priests!  And in this week's Pop Corner, camp counselor Dan tells us all about the pagan god Pan! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

    56 min

  2. 11/27/2024

    Samson & Delilah

    Howdy folks! An eye for an eye sure does make the whole world blind. And that proverb couldn't be proven more true than in this episode where Samson gets crossed and things get wild! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

    1h 11m

  3. 11/13/2024

    Out of the Eater Came Something to Eat

    Hello, dear listeners! This week we introduce  characters Samson and Delilah, get some child rearing advice from an angel, and see some Captain America level log (lion) ripping! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

    1h 8m

  4. 10/30/2024

    Lesbians Are Immortal

    Hello blasphemers!  In this episode we look into the life and times of another judge named Jephthah. And also come across what may be the bible's first gay character?? Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

    54 min

  5. 10/18/2024

    Divine Right

    Hello Blasphemers! Apologies for the late upload on this episode. The next episode will be up Wednesday 10/30 per the usual schedule. In this episode, we dive into Chapter 9 of the Book of Judges! Abimelech, son of Gideon, isn't so humble as his father, and craves power of his own. Will he attain it? Listen to find out! Also in this week's Pop Corner, it's all about Lord of the Rings, baby! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

    1h 20m

  6. 09/11/2024

    March of the 300

    Happy Episode Day, blasphemers! This week, Dan regales us the tale of Gideon's 300 and their pursuit of Zebah, Zalmunna and their 15,000 Midianites. Also in this week's Computer Room segment, Everett the Engineer talks with our hosts about the link between Neopets and the church of Scientology! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

    58 min

  7. 08/21/2024

    An Army of Various Ites

    Gather round Campers, 'cause your fave bible camp counselors are back! Dan managed to break his wrist just after recording this, so we had to take a short break, but now it's time to get back to REAL business: Bible. In this one we teach you survival skills you'll take with you for the rest of your life. Such as... the best methods in which to drink water from a river; How to terrify your enemies using the awesome sonic power of a bunch of trumpets; How to ensure God is Bread. This one's a MUST LISTEN, kids, since you never know when these survival skills will come in handy. God is always ready to test you.  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

    1 hr

  8. 07/31/2024

    He Did the Dew

    Dia duit, heathens! Camp Counselor Mariah is back from Ireland, so go ahead and help yourself to your favorite non-bigoted pickle chicken and settle in for another installment of The Bible! This week Dan teaches us about a Judge called Gideon. He’s a skeptic icon and almost certainly was the first guy to ever Science. You can’t prove he wasn’t. Then be sure to stick around for the second half of the show where we climb into the Travel Trailer and Mariah shares her time visiting some megalithic era spiritual sites in Ireland.  For photos of the things in Ireland Mariah's talking about, check out our Instagram!  Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

    54 min
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A weekly story-telling comedy podcast looking at the Bible as a wild collection of myths and legends, as told by a queer ex-vangelical to a secular cult survivor. 

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  • Creator
    Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2024
  • Episodes
    64
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Bible Stories for Blasphemers
  • Show Website
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