Monday Morning Ketchup

Monday Morning Ketchup
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Monday Morning Ketchup is the zaniest, bizzariest, deeply depravediest comedy news podcast in the known universe! Follow along as two best friends, Mike and PJ, discover the funniest and weirdest news stories of the week, and deliver gutbusting riffs to brighten up your Monday. Email us! mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | https://twitter.com/MondayKetchup And Facebook, too! | https://www.facebook.com/Monday-Morning-Ketchup-104336195364453

  1. 11/14/2022

    #27: Comin' Up The Rear

    You ever think about that phrase? "Comin' up the rear." Huh. After a long and well-deserved bout of almost-seasickness, the boys are back together and taking a trip down to the ketchup mines for that classic bout of weird business you know and love. More deep dives are on the way, but this week exploding VR headsets, 40 rotisseries chickens, excrement-covered British gimps, and racist horses will have to tide you over! Fun Fact: Napoleon Bonaparte was reportedly a huge fan of rotisserie chickens, ensuring his servants would be able to prepare and them to him 24/7. He's still got nothing on our Philadelphian hero! Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Nothing helps us more than great reviews! Palmer Luckey Develops Lethal VR Headset Inspired By Sword Art Online Hundreds cheer the red carpet eating of 40th rotisserie chicken, 'a part of Philly history' Possible Native American burial ground exposed at Florida beach after Hurricane Nicole CREEPY BRITISH GIMP METH DONUT Likened to KKK: Ghost costumes on Ohio police horses cause controversy Woman Accused of Drugging Men Using Her Nipples JUST A FLORIDA MAN EATING CHEESECAKE IN THE EVERGLADES Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane, TSA says

    55 min
  2. Ketchup Packet #1: Animal Trials

    11/07/2022

    Ketchup Packet #1: Animal Trials

    Welcome to Ketchup Packets, a new Monday Morning Ketchup series where Mike and PJ take a deep dive into a singular bizarre topic. To kick things off we're covering the ancient and insane practice of animal trials -- the history, the philosophy, and best of all, all the absurd cases of animals being subject to the cold gavel of justice!  Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com  Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup   Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Nothing helps us more than great reviews!

    1h 32m

  3. 10/17/2022

    #26: Emotional Support T*****s

    To begin this week's Ketchup, a ball-dropping of epic proportions. Only we could go several weeks ignoring the biggest two bizarre news stories in the world: the left and the right one. With that podcasting crime rectified, we then move on to furry litter boxes, hot (and strong) youth pastors, Spanish bishops-turned-pig-masturbators, a HORRIFYING layering of contact lenses, emotional support alligators, and so much more! Fun Fact: "Interior Crocodile Alligator" has an actual place of origin, and it's this song. It's a FREESTYLE. The line came from A GOD DANG FREESTYLE! My life has CHANGED FOREVER.  Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Nothing helps us more than great reviews! HOW DID WE MISS THE BIG TIDDY SHOP TEACHER SCOTTISH DOG SUICIDE BRIDGE Do you 3 hot youth pastors? THE FAT BEAR CONTEST WAS RIGGED LITTER BOXES FOR THE FURRIES Personal lubricant made from cow mucus may protect against HIV Spanish bishop who quit clergy to be with sexologist lover finds new job exporting pig semen Man plays his saxophone through 9-hour, "very, very complex" brain surgery to remove tumor Oil protesters arrested after throwing tomato soup at Van Gogh painting Doctor removes 23 contact lenses from eye of patient who 'forgot to take them out for almost a month' Calls to feed contraceptive pills to aggressive seagulls are flawed, says BirdWatch Ireland Pennsylvania man's alligator becomes emotional support animal Man, high on magic mushrooms, causes chaos on flight from Miami

    1h 5m

  4. 10/10/2022

    #25: Slingin' Wein

    The Ketchup Gods are not always so gracious in their bounty. Weeks go by filled not with the thick, viscous and rich ketchup we take for granted, but the watered-down, swished around dregs that we must cling to in times of utter desperation. Sometimes, you gotta find the fun. And Mike and PJ sure found a lot of fun in this week's on-their-face-kinda-not-so-bizarre roundup of stories. Ready to sling some wein? Fun Fact: The federal government lowered the limit of fluoride levels in public water utilities in 2015, from a range of 0.7 to 0.12 milligrams per liter to a maximum of 0.7 milligrams. Admission of guilt? Or a subtle proof point that maybe fluoride isn't making everyone dumber? I don't know, but these chompers be sparklin'! Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Nothing helps us more than great reviews! Mace Attack at Manhattan Subway Station Causes Mass Coughing, Vomiting 6 Women In Neon Green Leotards Attack 2 New York Subway Riders New York Man Charged With Putting Several Reptiles In His Pants Bruce Willis denies selling rights to his face Disgruntled Tourist Smashed Two 2,000-Year-Old Statues in the Vatican Because He Was Denied a Meeting With Pope Francis Town employee quietly lowered fluoride in water for years A Small Canadian Town Is Now the Home of a 17-foot-tall Cheeto Statue Climate protesters arrested after gluing themselves to Picasso painting at Melbourne gallery Vladimir Putin’s Two Birthday Gifts Jair Bolsonaro Would Totally Eat an Indian Woman pays for "Russian astronaut" to return to Earth in alleged no scam NASA Crashes Into Asteroid to Test Defense System Florida Man Rides out Hurricane Ian on Sailboat

    58 min

  5. 09/26/2022

    #24: Analficial Intelligence

    What happens when you stuff two week's worth of ketchup into one show?  Bad things. Horrifying, emergent, potentially multidimensionally evil things... But also good things! Giant African land snail escargot... Robotrippin chicken... Clown wigs at Dairy Queen... and even COO cannibalism! All this, and somehow so much more, on this week's Monday Morning Ketchup! Get into it! Disclaimer: Not EVERY Latin family contains a Maria (at least one of us believes). Fun Fact: Pica is the term for a broad array of mental disorders associated with eating non-food objects. There are many "flavors" of pica disorder, such as Trichophagia (hair, wool, and other fibers), Cautopyreiophagia (burnt matches), Acuphagia (sharp objects), and Geomelophagia (raw potatoes) -- this last one just a general symptom of being Irish. Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Nothing helps us more than great reviews! DELUGE OF DILDOS Chess grandmaster accused of using anal beads and artificial intelligence to cheat The 9/11 Menu LOAB Irish Woman Swallows a Disturbing Number of Batteries  THE SNAIL EXPORT INDUSTRY IS ALIVE AND WELL Armed PA man in wig trying to ‘restore Trump as President’ arrested at Dairy Queen IGUANA BOUNTIES IN MIAMI FDA warns of chicken ‘marinated’ in NyQuil TikTok challenge Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose near Razorback Stadium Popular Food Truck Owner Accused of Luring Women Into a ‘Cult’ A patient couldn’t pass gas or poop after a Florida doctor’s colon mistake, state says

    1h 8m
  6. #23: Drunken Zamboni Rampage

    09/12/2022

    #23: Drunken Zamboni Rampage

    Do you like... public service announcements? USB cords? Ceiling pickles? Polish vampires? Donkey g******s? Then boy howdy are you somehow in the right place! This week's ketchup is a return to its long, thicc, juicy red roots! Dive in and learn what happened in the last of week of our ever-bizarre world! Fun Fact: Donkey skins are used in the Chinese folk medicine as "eijao" -- the extracted gelatin from the donkey's hide. It's sold and used as a remedy for bleeding (?), insomnia, dry cough, and dizziness. It's so popular, China needs to import the skins (and g******s) from Africa! Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Nothing helps us more than great reviews! The Queen’s Bees Have Been Notified Speeding Woman on Cocaine Kills Drunk Driver High on Meth in North Las Vegas Chinese Man Trapped Aloft in Hydrogen Balloon for 2 Days, Traveling 200 Miles LEAVE THE VAMPIRE SKELETON ALONE Mysterious Vermont Poop Dumper $6k Ceiling Pickle or Way-Too-Expensive McDonald's Hamburger  DONKEY PENISES SEIZED BEFORE EXPORT FROM NIGERIA TO HONG KONG North Carolina Co-Pilot “Exits” Skydiving Airplane That’s Not Where the USB Cable Goes World’s Most Expensive Trash Bag Like Elon Musk, Trump Tried to Pay His Lawyer With a Horse Florida Man Scooter Rampage

    1h 7m
  7. #22: Meth: It's Legal Now!

    09/05/2022

    #22: Meth: It's Legal Now!

    This week's Ketchup was literally brought to you by PJ, whose editing skillz should provide a more pleasant soundscape for your earholes. After a short break, the boys are back at it again for a zippy Ketchup covering the mother of all viral hat tricks, Schrodinger's McAfee, an opportunity for Italian goodness on America's roadways, Ketchup drip, monkey boyfriends, and so much more! Fun Fact: John McAfee ran for president in 2016 and 2020 under the Libertarian ticket, and somewhere around the 2020 campaign announcement he released this video detailing how to uninstall McAfee Antivirus, the software he created but now longer has anything to do with. Just watch it, it's a great explanation of the man in a nutshell. Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup Review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Nothing helps us more than great reviews! Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time John McAfee faked his death and is ‘still alive’ in Texas, ex-girlfriend claims in Netflix doc Russian Taxi App Hack Underage Pokemon Card Hijinks MAMA  MIA  Ketchup-Stained DripLine Abused monkey who was flushed down toilet and fed cocaine now thriving in rescue centre with help from boyfriend  Florida Man Caught Smoking Meth Told Cops, “It’s Legal Now”

    30 min
  8. #21: Mr. Moon Meat

    08/22/2022

    #21: Mr. Moon Meat

    The boys are back in town. They're in your yard, here for your milkshake. They're crying wolf, being sent to do a man's job, and just wrapped Season 3. Wait, no, not any of those boys! I'm talking about the Ketchup Boys Mi-kul and Pol-jon! Yes indeedy, the Ketchup flows freely again this week with stories of our anusless ancestors, suspiciously focused "historical" wine, baby fetish zoning codes, a whole plate of dog penis, FOOT, and baseless accusations about armless stabbings.  All that in more in this, the latest Monday Morning Ketchup!  Fun Fact: The term PJ was trying to think of is "The Cambrian Explosion," which was a period of rapid biological diversity that occurred just over half a billion years ago -- and is also a sick band name.  Email us! | mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | twitter.com/MondayKetchup Review us on Spotify and Apple Pods! Nothing helps us more than great reviews! Mystery of half-billion year old creature with no anus solved Italian winemaker to stop selling Hitler wine Adult baby store to file appeal after board affirms city’s decision Texas congressman swears off 'eating a whole plate of dog penis' again Foot found in Yellowstone hot spring linked to July death Miami advances plan to move homeless onto island The woman accused of stealing Pelosi's laptop gets to attend Renaissance Faire Armless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist

    44 min
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Monday Morning Ketchup is the zaniest, bizzariest, deeply depravediest comedy news podcast in the known universe! Follow along as two best friends, Mike and PJ, discover the funniest and weirdest news stories of the week, and deliver gutbusting riffs to brighten up your Monday. Email us! mondaymorningketchup@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter! | https://twitter.com/MondayKetchup And Facebook, too! | https://www.facebook.com/Monday-Morning-Ketchup-104336195364453

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  • Creator
    Monday Morning Ketchup
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Monday Morning Ketchup
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