Everybody Ships Us

Everybody Ships Us
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Everybody Ships Us

Ahoy and welcome aboard to Everybody Ships Us, a podcast where best friends and hosts Shelley Norfleet and Bonnie Dolan fulfill their family’s favorite ‘ship and date for one hour each week in their living room! Because what is dating if not investing your time, your energy, and your heart into a relationship with your favorite person? Shelley and Bonnie chat, play games, get vulnerable, navigate through conflict, make up stupid songs, lean on each other for advice and comfort, and learn to be better life partners to each other. And who knows... maybe they’ll fall in love along the way! Produced by their beloved stuffed seagull Jeremy, Everybody Ships Us is a chaotic and beautiful journey you won’t want to miss!

  1. Third Wheelin’ with Neighbor Bailey, Part 2

    06/21/2023

    Third Wheelin’ with Neighbor Bailey, Part 2

    Neighbor Bailey Coleman (she/her) returns for Part 2 of her Third Wheel date with Shelley and Bonnie in the living room! Bailey gives tips for joining a new group full of people that know each other well already, shares what it’s like for her to renew her love for dance side by side with one of her best pals, and reveals what she used to think her life would be like now. Bonnie learns that her friend of three years, Bailey, is 25 - and is then appropriately chastised for her “major Scorpio energy,” which leads the group into a tangent where they learn all about the traits of fire, earth, air, and water signs. Then, in a spinoff game lovingly dubbed “The Baileywed Game,” Shelley and Bonnie face off to see who knows their friend the best! It’s competitive, it’s adorable, it’s chaotic - who could want anything more from a game all about them?! Listen now to the second part of our Third Wheel date with Neighbor Bailey!   Bailey Coleman: @bailey_r_c_   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email everybodyshipsus@gmail.com to send us mail with Jeremy! Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

    1h 14m
  2. Third Wheelin’ with Neighbor Bailey, Part 1

    06/07/2023

    Third Wheelin’ with Neighbor Bailey, Part 1

    She’s been here before, but now it’s all about her - Neighbor Bailey joins Shelley and Bonnie in the living room for our first Third Wheel date of year 2 of the podcast! In addition to being our cherished pal, neighbor, and recently-promoted Assistern, Bailey Coleman (she/her) is a performing artist and educator with a passion for dance and music (and the best of both of those worlds: BTS). Here in the living room with our hosts, Bailey gives her 4-Minute Life Story, talks skinny dipping in a pool of vulnerability, and reveals how she really feels about all the stories Shelley and Bonnie tell about her without her permission! Also, all our questions are finally answered, like - does Bailey prefer Mickey Mousing or Donald Ducking? And is she Jessica Chastain?! Plus, Assistern Bri is here, and we find out just how salty she is to have been replaced by Bailey on the 50th date episode. Things are appropriately chaotic and vulnerable, as is our brand… Listen now to the first part of our Third Wheel date with Neighbor Bailey!   Bailey Coleman: @bailey_r_c_   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email everybodyshipsus@gmail.com to send us mail with Jeremy! Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

    1 hr
  3. Mail With Jeremy: Lucky Little Nepo Babies

    05/24/2023

    Mail With Jeremy: Lucky Little Nepo Babies

    Keeping it high and tight like always, Bonnie, Shelley, and Assistern Bri join Jeremy to open some more of your Mail! Assistern Bri has a bone to pick with the team for replacing her with Assistern Bailey, Bonnie and Shelley are suffering greatly due to their social media punishments, and all of our hosts discover that they’re nepo babies in various ways. Plus, our hosts talk superhero names, scary jumps - both literal and metaphorical - and whether they’d crab-walk down an entire city block. You asked and ESU answers in this hilarious companion podcast to Everybody Ships Us - it’s Mail With Jeremy! Email everybodyshipsus@gmail.com to send us mail with Jeremy!   Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod   The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

    51 min
  4. It’s Our 50th Date Episode-iversary

    04/12/2023

    It’s Our 50th Date Episode-iversary

    Pop the champagne, because it’s celebration time! Shelley and Bonnie have gone on 50 official podcast dates, with the help of Jeremy, Assistern Bri, Andy, Schmengie, and YOU - our beloved listeners! Our hosts take a look back and share their favorite moments - and some not-so-favorite moments - and talk about how their relationship has grown due to the podcast! Bonnie takes a K-pop dance class with Shelley, Shelley watches a Formula One race with Bonnie, and both receive a punishment for not having completed their “floor couch” challenger. Plus, Bonnie and Shelley continue the MySpace-style survey from 92 Moose - Central Maine’s #1 Hit Music Station - with a surprise, recently-promoted guest Assistern. Who could it be? Find out on this very special episode of Everybody Ships Us!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email everybodyshipsus@gmail.com to send us mail with Jeremy! IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

    1h 17m
  5. Mail With Jeremy: Woodcock O'Clock

    04/05/2023

    Mail With Jeremy: Woodcock O'Clock

    Jeremy is back to help hosts Shelley, Bonnie, and Assistern Bri open more Mail from listeners! It is an exciting day in the living room as the ESU team gets their first package to open! Bonnie commits mail fraud, Bri shops at Mervyn’s, Shelley falls in love with Jackson Wang in a brand-new original romantic comedy, and the whole team debates the origins of the universe. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? One thing’s for sure - this episode is jam-packed with stupid fun. Do better, @ Hollywood - and listen to the newest episode of Everybody Ships Us’s mailbag podcast, Mail With Jeremy! Email everybodyshipsus@gmail.com to send us mail with Jeremy!   Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod   The “Mail With Jeremy” theme song is written by Bonnie Dolan, Shelley Norfleet, and Andy Carter, and performed by The Diamonds and Andy Carter.   This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

    54 min
  6. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A Prankster’s Life for Smee

    03/29/2023

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A Prankster’s Life for Smee

    Shelley’s mom’s cat Sméagol is here and boy, is she intent on being heard on the podcast! Shelley gives an update on how petsitting for this prankster cat is going, Bonnie wonders why humans haven’t “evolutioned out” our need to drink water, and both of our hosts talk in too much detail about a Target trip they took earlier that day. Plus, Bonnie and Shelley take a MySpace-style survey in the latest FOMAEOTQAPT segment, thanks to 92 Moose, Central Maine’s #1 Hit Music Station! Our hosts reveal their high school Top 8, decade whether they’d take back an ex, and talk about times in their life when they’ve grieved a loss - whether that be a friendship breakup, loss of a pet, or family death. It’s a roller coaster ride this episode - enjoy!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email everybodyshipsus@gmail.com to send us mail with Jeremy! IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

    1h 13m
  7. The Higher The Furniture, The Closer to God

    03/22/2023

    The Higher The Furniture, The Closer to God

    Breaking news! The famed yellow chair of all episodes past has broken, so it has become Floor Chair - and thus, a theory about socioeconomic status and furniture height develops. And honestly, Shelley and Bonnie are pretty convinced it holds water. Neighbor Bailey gets a new title, Assistern Bailey, as she steps in and helps our hosts in a spinoff segment called 4 Minute Life Update! Shelley, Bonnie, and Bri have joined a cult, Bonnie has noun aphasia, and Shelley hatches plans to have a water slide at her funeral. Also, our hosts find out how they handle a crisis, pledge to take less shit in all areas of their life, and worry about BTS members joining the military. All this and more on the latest episode of Everybody Ships Us!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email everybodyshipsus@gmail.com to send us mail with Jeremy! IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

    58 min
  8. Come Together on an Iceberg

    03/15/2023

    Come Together on an Iceberg

    We’re back, baby! The voyage continues as Bonnie and Shelley deepen their relationship with a little catch-up, a little mind meld, and then a little new segment to get the new year starting right! Our hosts dream up new spin-off podcasts, rename all four seasons, and get really vulnerable… about the contents of each of their ear canals, that is. Shelley brings up some fashion grievances, and ESU’s newest segment, Icebreaker Questions, gets a killer new theme song from Bonnie (which is definitely not familiar at all and won’t get us sued by the biggest band of all time)! “Be the bitch you want to see in the world” - and enjoy listening to this new episode of Everybody Ships Us!   Make sure you’re subscribed to Everybody Ships Us so you don’t miss an episode!   Email everybodyshipsus@gmail.com to send us mail with Jeremy! IG/TikTok: @everybodyshipsus Twitter: @shipsuspod Website: www.everybodyshipsus.com   Shelley: @shellsifiknow Bonnie: @thebonniebelle   Assistern Bri: @brichap_97     This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

    1h 7m
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Ahoy and welcome aboard to Everybody Ships Us, a podcast where best friends and hosts Shelley Norfleet and Bonnie Dolan fulfill their family’s favorite ‘ship and date for one hour each week in their living room! Because what is dating if not investing your time, your energy, and your heart into a relationship with your favorite person? Shelley and Bonnie chat, play games, get vulnerable, navigate through conflict, make up stupid songs, lean on each other for advice and comfort, and learn to be better life partners to each other. And who knows... maybe they’ll fall in love along the way! Produced by their beloved stuffed seagull Jeremy, Everybody Ships Us is a chaotic and beautiful journey you won’t want to miss!

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  • Creator
    Everybody Ships Us
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    70
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2021
  • Show Website
    Everybody Ships Us

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