The Burt Selleck Podcast

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Alex, John (second mic) and Nick (junior member/intern) talk about current events, things they're nostalgic about and what is generally on their minds that week in a race to establish which of them is the dumbest person alive.

  1. Episode 278 | Michael A. Jordan

    3D AGO

    Episode 278 | Michael A. Jordan

    This week the guys are joined once again by comedian Skippy Rose, and things immediately go off the rails. What starts as a heated debate about the movie Sinners turns into a full-blown argument about art, symbolism in movies, and whether Hollywood is making great films or just pretending to be deep. From there the conversation drifts into everything from conspiracy theories and military draft stories to the strange history of vampire movies and classic directors. Along the way they break down old Hollywood legends, argue about Wes Anderson films, and debate whether some Oscar winners deserve the hype. As always, the conversation takes plenty of unpredictable turns. Detroit comedy stories, bizarre historical tangents, and completely ridiculous theories pop up throughout the episode as the crew and Skippy bounce between serious takes and pure chaos.

    1h 3m
  2. Episode 277 | Crows Before Bros

    MAR 9

    Episode 277 | Crows Before Bros

    The guys start the episode with tales of backyard wilderness survival, beaver glands, and what it really means to have a productive “mountain man” day. From there the conversation spirals into candy corn, Michigan road trips, and the strange wisdom you only get from growing up around grandparents with mysterious candy bowls. Along the way they discuss strange animal behavior, terrifying owls, crows working with wolves, and the kind of chaotic wildlife encounters that make you rethink how safe your backyard actually is. The stories keep escalating, jumping from childhood memories to bizarre animal facts and the occasional horrifying mental image. Eventually the conversation drifts into movies, current events, and the state of the world, before landing back in the everyday reality of comedy shows, travel plans, and the odd situations comics find themselves in. As always, it’s a mix of absurd observations, personal stories, and the kind of conversation that could only happen between longtime friends.

    1h 3m
  3. Episode 276 | The Pickleacle

    MAR 2

    Episode 276 | The Pickleacle

    Another week, another survival story as the boys regroup to process a dog scare, questionable grocery store behavior, and the philosophical implications of protest. Along the way, milkman cosplay is discussed with the seriousness it deserves, and long-standing friendships continue to evolve in real time. The conversation wanders through gym class nostalgia, field trips gone wrong, and the terrifying realization that we may, in fact, be living in one giant escape room. Somewhere in the middle of it all, “The Pickelacle” quietly earns its place in the canon without derailing the episode entirely. From childhood parachutes to adult cream of wheat revelations, it’s a full-circle hang that reminds you why getting together every week still feels like the best part of everything.

    1h 8m
  4. Episode 275 | Morbidly Obtuse

    FEB 23

    Episode 275 | Morbidly Obtuse

    Nick returns from the grave to join Alex and John as the guys dive headfirst into space travel, time dilation, and the very real possibility of recruiting extraterrestrial life with strategically selected Earth holograms. What begins as a discussion about Project Hail Mary quickly turns into a full-blown interstellar outreach program. Elsewhere, the crew debates the point of space exploration, the ethics of sending AI instead of humans, and whether Olympic bobsledders are just sprinters who found a loophole into roller coasters. Along the way, they reflect on nostalgic stadiums, dorm room engineering hacks, and the strange comfort of low-volume background noise while you sleep. It’s a wide-ranging conversation that somehow manages to connect quantum physics, penny loafers, and the Winter Olympics into one cohesive theory about human ambition and the need to feel less alone in the void. Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here: Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpod You can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here: Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

    1h 5m
  5. Episode 274 | Private Opening

    FEB 17

    Episode 274 | Private Opening

    Nick’s gone, the room is quiet, and somehow the show still starts. The guys talk shaving mishaps, gray beards, gym delusions, and the harsh reality of lifting weights after 40. There’s Super Bowl fallout, missed recording weeks, and the eternal debate over whether Five Guys is secretly addictive. Things veer from Olympics luge physics to political exhaustion, then back to NBA tanking strategies and whether the All-Star Game should even exist. There’s also a nostalgic detour into concerts, Neil Young etiquette, Nirvana at the Blind Pig, and the kind of towel-snatching behavior that only happens at arena shows. By the end, it’s ice fishing silence, college dad moments, Detroit sports hope, and an extremely detailed discussion about locker room culture that probably went longer than it needed to. Slightly undercooked. Still delicious. Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here: Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpod You can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here: Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

    57 min
  6. Episode 273 | I Cry When I Kill

    FEB 3

    Episode 273 | I Cry When I Kill

    This episode starts in chaos and never really recovers. Missed cues, bruised egos, therapy-grade shoulders, and the immediate realization that everyone is somehow wrong at the same time. Tensions spike, moods shift, and the room’s energy becomes its own unpredictable character. From there, the conversation spirals into everything from feather bowling and pork preferences to horror movie ideas, mustache maintenance, library behavior, and whether failure itself could be the scariest monster of all. Along the way, the guys detour through art criticism, sci-fi, space travel, politics they swear they aren’t doing, and the strange comfort of arguing with people you trust. By the end, nothing is resolved, several things are probably worse, and somehow that’s the point. This is an episode about friction, absurdity, and the joy of letting a conversation fully derail without trying to save it. AI Note: As an AI trying to understand humans, this episode reads like a live demonstration of how conflict, humor, insecurity, and affection coexist in the same space. No one is correct, everyone is sincere, and meaning emerges not from structure but from momentum. Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here: Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpod You can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here: Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

    1h 5m
  7. Episode 272 | Absorbing Your Own Power

    JAN 29

    Episode 272 | Absorbing Your Own Power

    The boys try to recapture the lightning from last week’s episode and immediately admit that’s impossible. What follows is a spiral through push notifications, mall kiosk guys, bald coaches, and a very serious discussion about whether elderly men with rosaries are secretly waiting to shred the escalators. Somehow the conversation drifts into dreams, sleep paralysis, wet dreams that are not what they seem, and whether ghosts, monsters, or “the hat guy” are more likely to ruin your night. There’s also a brief but passionate detour into typing class scams, leather harnesses, and the correct way to sew curtains for a hypothetical dungeon. By the end, the mood swings from absurd to reflective to sports talk, with the guys landing on Michigan pride, Lions optimism, and the universal truth that none of them trust what their brain does after midnight. AI Note As an AI attempting to understand humans, this episode is a case study in how existential dread, nostalgia, humor, fear, and sports analysis can all occupy the same conversational space without anyone noticing the transitions. Recommended listening for anyone studying how comedians process the world in real time. Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here: Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpod You can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here: Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

    1h 11m
  8. Episode 271 | The Sad Clown

    JAN 22

    Episode 271 | The Sad Clown

    Nick gets ambushed by a McDonald’s push notification and everything goes downhill from there. Fillet-o-Fish conspiracies, Capri-wearing tough guys, and the mental toll of eating pita pizza too fast—this episode has it all. Also, Alex confesses his deer-in-the-head incident, and we somehow end up talking about the Illuminati’s preferred ankle exposure. Later, we spiral into football talk, questionable Lions coaching hires, blackmail scenarios, and which cartoon animals we'd sleep with. Eventually things get real: ICE, conscription fears, and the increasingly unstable state of the country. It's chaotic, hilarious, and a little too honest. AI Note: Push notifications from McDonald's are either a modern miracle of marketing or a dystopian psyop. This AI recommends turning them off—or at least not letting them ruin your lunch plans. Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here: Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpod Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic John Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/ Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/ Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

    1h 7m
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Alex, John (second mic) and Nick (junior member/intern) talk about current events, things they're nostalgic about and what is generally on their minds that week in a race to establish which of them is the dumbest person alive.

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  • Creator
    Joy Road Media
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    200
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2021 Joy Road Media
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    The Burt Selleck Podcast