108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock
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108.9 The Hawk is a classic-rock radio station broadcasting from Val Verde, the strangest city in America. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk presents a fully fictional world of DJs, fake sponsors, live remotes, and station drama — all in service of keeping classic rock alive on a dying medium. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Hawk Rock Talk - The Horniest Classic Rock Songs of the 80’s!

    3d ago

    Hawk Rock Talk - The Horniest Classic Rock Songs of the 80’s!

    Hawk Rock Talk - The Horniest Classic Rock Songs of the 80’s! Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock kick off Hawk Rock Summer with a deep, shameful, extremely denim-covered investigation into the horniest classic rock songs of the 1980s. From BulletBoys screaming “Smooth Up In Ya” before the song even starts, to Aerosmith loving it up when they’re going down, Jason and Geoff ask the question rock historians have been too afraid to ask: Who was the horniest rock band of the 80s? Also discussed: Faith No More, Neil Young bootleg shirts, Genesis Blossoms, Tawny Kitaen, The Big Hairball, Tommy Lee on the 134, Jon Glaser’s My Dead Dad Was in ZZ Top, and why so many of these songs should maybe be turned off when your kid is in the car. Celebrate Hawk Rock Summer all summer long on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more! 108.9 The Hawk: Series Seven begins on 8/17/26! Support the station at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    53 min
  2. Val Verde Vertical Film Festival with BriTANick

    Jun 22

    Val Verde Vertical Film Festival with BriTANick

    Val Verde Vertical Film Festival with BriTANick Season Six Finale! BriTANicK are back in Val Verde for their second appearance in four years, and this time Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher are not trying to sell out Dingbat’s. They’re here to present their Hulu comedy Pizza Movie at the Val Verde Vertical Film Festival, where every movie is shown the way God, Marvin Scorsese and a heavily armed theater staff intended: cropped into an unforgiving vertical nightmare.  On this Season Six finale of 108.9 The Hawk, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome Brian and Nick to discuss Pizza Movie, written and directed by McElhaney and Kocher. mUnfortunately, Val Verde has its own questions. Is Ryan Reynolds in Pizza Movie? No. Is the vertical cut mostly black bars and half a face? Yes. Will there be eight 40-minute local shorts before the movie? Absolutely. Are there snipers outside the theater? Pip pop. Also in this broadcast: Whisp recovers from the Classic Rock Divorce Karaoke Semifinals at Shooters Bar & Buffet.Art Spart tries to give traffic while still trapped inside Ocarina of Time.And Val Verde becomes an all-day, every-day Purge town. Series Seven of 108.9 The Hawk starts Monday, August 17th! Until then, enjoy a HAWK ROCK SUMMER! Nothing but Hawk Rock Talks until the Series premiere! Listen and watch on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr
  3. Moontan, The Wet Horn and Samantha Mule

    Jun 15

    Moontan, The Wet Horn and Samantha Mule

    Moontan, The Wet Horn and Samantha Mule This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock survive All Request Friday, Grand Funk Railroad, and the sudden realization that Golden Earring’s Moontan might be a secret prog-rock masterpiece hiding behind “Radar Love.” What starts as a normal Hawk broadcast quickly becomes a cursed classic rock investigation involving Meg White’s texting style, Rock Dolls, BASTRD AI, Samantha Fox, Samantha Mule, and the terrifying possibility that Extreme’s Pornograffitti deserves a second look. Plus, the Val Verde Community Calendar returns with Farrelly Fest, the Channel 8 Fall Preview Upfronts, Otter Pop Festival, Paul Hogan just being in town, and Sharney’s Tower testing its new shrimp siren.  Also Whisp opens All Request Friday by declaring Grand Funk Railroad one of Michigan’s worst exports.Rock Dolls introduces BASTRD 3.3-powered recycled rocker dolls, including a suspicious overstock of Eddie Moneys.Geoff reveals he was kicked in the head by Samantha Mule, Keith Talon’s extremely unsafe Samantha Fox alternative.A Good Rock Fact about “Radar Love” leads Whisp and Geoff into a deep dive on Golden Earring’s Moontan.Extreme’s “More Than Words” is examined as a marital aid, with mixed results. Next week! The Season Six finale with BriTANick! Listen and watch 108.9 The Hawk on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more. Support Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station at Patreon.com/1089thehawk. Visit the station website at 1089thehawk.com. If you hear a wet horn followed by a woman saying, “Leave the elevator,” don’t panic. That’s not an emergency. That’s dinner service. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
  4. Classic Hawk - Val Verde University Quad Jam 24 with DC Pierson

    Jun 12

    Classic Hawk - Val Verde University Quad Jam 24 with DC Pierson

    Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK - a weekly look back at the greatest broadcasts in 108.9 The Hawk history. Originally released on April 8, 2024, this episode sent Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock live to the quad on the campus of Val Verde University for QUAD JAM 24, with DC Pierson appearing as Handsome “Gary” Tornado. Whisp and Geoff broadcast from the heart of Val Verde higher education as Quad Jam 24 brings music, campus pride, and whatever Val Verde University considers “student life” directly to the Hawk airwaves. They speak with Handsome “Gary” Tornado, take in the full Quad Jam lineup, and remind listeners that no college event in Val Verde can simply be an event. It has to become a municipal, musical, and possibly academic situation. Lemme Get A Pull On That Hawk New episodes every Monday!Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and YouTubeWatch full episodes and clips: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkSupport the station on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkJoin the Rock Battalion: https://www.1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 2m
  5. Classic Rock Lyrics or Something Kegstand Said

    Jun 8

    Classic Rock Lyrics or Something Kegstand Said

    Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock kick off the 7 a.m. hour with The Cars, a debate over how to pronounce Ric Ocasek, and a full investigation into Val Verde’s most confusing regional candy, Candy-O’s. Some bites are chocolate. Some are gummy. Some might be Vegemite. None of them are labeled, and that is exactly how Candy Time Candies wants it. Whisp introduces a game called Real, Real, Real Classic Rock Rock Rock Lyric, Lyric, Lyric Or Something Kegstand Said and Geoff’s weekly radio paycheck is once again on the line in a game he plays against himself. This week’s broadcast also brings Val Verde News about Shetland Creamery’s pony getting lodged in a tractor tire, the Oddities and Curiosities Expo at the Val Verde Civic Center, 77 dogs removed from one RV behind Crafty Jack’s, Bruce Springsteen’s Land of Hope and Dreams tour, Bono’s 25 unfinished U2 songs, and Food Gulch’s eternal promise: all of the food that fell in the gulch. Also on this week’s broadcast: Geoff reveals a Good Rock Fact about The Cars’ Candy-O and the unknowable contents of Candy-O’s candy.Dave Navarro runs the “Don’t Ask About The Jaw” booth at the Val Verde Oddities and Curiosities Expo.Big Truck heads to Mike and the Mechanics while Greg Lemonsour broadcasts from the terrifyingly organized new record store, The Record Dump. Listen and watch 108.9 The Hawk on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more. Support Val Verde’s second favorite classic rock radio station at Patreon.com/1089thehawk. Keep your hands away from the jaw, your pants out of politics, and never stand under a vertical stack of Herb Alpert records. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min
  6. Classic Hawk - The Steve Miller Mattress with Jordan Morris

    Jun 5

    Classic Hawk - The Steve Miller Mattress with Jordan Morris

    Welcome to CLASSIC HAWK - a weekly look back at the greatest broadcasts in 108.9 The Hawk history. Originally released on March 25, 2024, this episode welcomed Jordan Morris to 108.9 The Hawk as Chet Nighty, heir to the Nighty Night Mattress Store fortune and a man trying to determine what comes next for one of Val Verde’s most important sleep-based retail institutions. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome Chet Nighty into The Geoff and Whisp Show to talk about his father, his plans for the store, and the mysterious classic-rock bedding object known as the Steve Miller Mattress. Plus, squirrels are causing a traffic nightmare, Art Spart has the latest, and Val Verde once again proves that every local business has at least one cursed family legacy built into the showroom. Hawk It Up Brah! New episodes every Monday!Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and YouTubeWatch full episodes and clips: https://www.youtube.com/@1089thehawkSupport the station on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/1089thehawkJoin the Rock Battalion: https://www.1089thehawk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min
  7. Stick It In The Beast with Matt Koff

    Jun 1

    Stick It In The Beast with Matt Koff

    Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are back in the Rock & Roll RV, where Sammy Hagar still refuses to explain the one true way to rock, Mayor Lee Roth is cutting multiple ribbons on Hog Street, and Big Truck is preparing to hawkcast from the Val Verde Municipal Dump VIP Preview Night. Plus, the kids of Val Verde are being forced to learn Squeeze lyrics before multiplication, which is how you build a better future. This week, comedian and longtime Daily Show writer Matt Koff pulls into Val Verde to promote his special Cat Man, discuss his upcoming shows at Dingbats, and reveal that he grew up in Greg Lake inside a submarine where he was homeschooled under crushing water pressure. Naturally, this leads to duck boats, funnel cakes, dead therapists, Geoff Foxworthy confusion, Punisher cat theories, and the annual Greg Lake sacrifice to the Beast. Also on this week’s broadcast: Whisp attends Mayor Lee Roth’s second ribbon cutting on Hog Street and waits four hours to find the real ribbon.Val Verde News covers a storm drain duckling, a boardwalk curfew, a confidence-shaken funnel cake stand, and the growing menace of Big Duckling.Hawk Rock News checks in on Pet Sounds, the Eagles’ Long Goodbye Act 3, Mike Love’s hat, and the rising savings power of the Food Gulch loyalty card. Watch Cat Man here: https://veeps.com/mattkoff/c2a88ddf-64f8-4195-bb57-2c8b4e47cc27 Subscribe to 108.9 The Hawk wherever you get podcasts. Watch full broadcasts and clips on YouTube at youtube.com/@1089thehawk. Join the Rock Battalion at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station and keep the Rock & Roll RV full of questionable wine at patreon.com/1089thehawk. And remember, if your child makes art in Greg Lake, stick it in the beast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    52 min
  8. 37 Feet From Stardom with Monique Moses

    May 25

    37 Feet From Stardom with Monique Moses

    This week on 108.9 The Hawk, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock welcome legendary background singer Shelly Claymore to the Rock & Roll RV. Shelly has sung on every classic rock song you’ve ever loved, every classic rock song you’ve pretended to love, and possibly several instruments you thought were flutes. Now she’s telling all in her new memoir, 37 Feet From Stardom, a 4,000-page journey through music history, cryogenic ambition, legal disputes, Doobie Brother rejection, and the truth behind the Claymore Signal. Shelly is played by comedian, actor, writer, and improviser Monique Moses from Astronomy Club. Monique talks about the Astronomy Club reunion, DCM, Chicago’s Improv and Sketch Fest, and why everyone should watch Astronomy Club on Netflix. Also, she brings Shelly Claymore into Val Verde with the confidence of a woman who has sung background on Boston, Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Peter Gabriel, The Who, Metallica, Foreigner, and songs no one can legally prove she was removed from. Also on this week’s broadcast: Shooter’s Bar and Buffet hosts its “Is This Your Tab?” Amnesty Event, where old Bush-era bar tabs can finally be settled and weapons are collected at the door for one day only.Producer Scotty Leaf receives a live HR review and learns that “do better” is both a note and a complete management philosophy.Art Spart Traffic reports that Val Verde is completely jammed by residents lining up for a new Crazy Taxi game that may not exist yet.Geoff’s Good Rock Facts reveals Geoff “Skunk” Baxter’s shocking role in the original pilot of Saved by the Bell.Books-A-Thousand prepares for Shelly Claymore’s two-minute signing, immediately followed by Blue Oyster Cult, which is poor planning by Scotty and everyone knows it. Subscribe to 108.9 The Hawk on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, or whatever app you use to buy free podcasts. Join the Rock Battalion at 1089thehawk.com. Support the station and hear bonus madness at patreon.com/1089thehawk. And if you see a microphone with wings in the sky over Turlington Manor, do not panic. Shelly Claymore is simply needed on a session. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min
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108.9 The Hawk is a classic-rock radio station broadcasting from Val Verde, the strangest city in America. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk presents a fully fictional world of DJs, fake sponsors, live remotes, and station drama — all in service of keeping classic rock alive on a dying medium. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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